"It is a dark time for the Rebellion Resistance. Although the Death Star Starkiller Base has been destroyed, Imperial First Order troops have driven the Rebel New Republic forces from their hidden base destroyed home system and pursued them across the galaxy.

"Evading the dreaded Imperial First Order Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker Rey Solo Skywalker Kenobi Palpatine Organa has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth the remote ice world of Frakku.

"The evil lord Darth Vader Kylo Ren, obsessed with finding young Skywalker Solo Skywalker Kenobi Palpatine Organa and figuring out just how many mutual relations they have, has dispatched thousands of fanboy probes into the far reaches of the Internet...."

Outstanding. Just a few suggestions to work in: Rey, the sexiest tomboy bean pole in the universe, has found Luke Skywalker. Harry has seen Luke Skywalker for weeks now. When you see it, you will know what the name stands for.

holy crap how old are you that you remember sexy tomboy beanpole from the advertising on this site

or all these nerdz who still post here like 45 year old virgins from the year 2002

Um, hate to point this out to you, but you seem to remember it. Kinda burning yourself there pal.

Christ man, get it right: 42 year old burned-out philanderer. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Chocolate covered pussy juice glistening near Yoko's Tannhauser Gate? Gunnar Hansen bullshit on fire off the shoulder of Harry's birthday party?

Time to die?

When his heart explodes in a cloud of Twinkie filling and Cheeto dust!

double vaginal cavities?

I'm a 41 year old married man who has been here since 1999, does that count?

I actually long for those days, when anything could happen, even Grando Calrissian was possible.

Common mistake. It's Grando "Carlissian" in the original goofball post, if I'm not mistaken. They didn't even bother spelling the last name right.

"You are great!"

Yeah, I'm 45. So is Harry, I think.

I left for about 5 years but messa back!

Who else remembers Harry's blade 2 review? You are all now remembering the image of guiermo del torro eating our your pussies, even if you don't have one.

http://www.aintitcool.com/n...

Never Forget

Don't forget "IT'S A LION!!"

My lame contribution to this site (as my old moniker, Sith Witch) was the "have a beer and cheets on his wife" tag. I wasn't the doofus that reviewed the Year One screenplay and fouled-up the spelling multiple times mind you; just the first-one to make fun of it in another context (I believe the very next day), in response to a King Conan screenplay review. "Then King Conan has a beer and cheets on his wife, everybody!"

Good times...been here since June '98!

Always wondered where that originally came from!

Danny (Glover's Dick Blood) Glick.

Damn you Michael Bay

I've been here since 2003, but under a different name. I still prefer "beer and cheets." Wasn't there a graphic of all the AICN memes a few years ago?

First!

That's nothin' -- I remember George, The 7th Chicken. Do I get some kind of trophy?

George was without doubt the funniest talk backer to ever grace this site.
Also remember when a celeb called out DGDB because of his name?

Ha! I remember when that was a thing on here too.

The question is, how many people remember "Judi Dench gets rapped by her brother"?

I miss the Cthulhu dance guy.

Also: Brian Cox, Kickstarter, and Dannygloversdickblood.

Jettll93 or whatever his name was? Bob Orci v talkbackers? Ahh many good times had here.

Jettll was awesome. He was like the Forrest Gump of talkbackers.

I sometimes wonder whatever became of Dannygloversdickblood.

He teamed up with ABKing. Together, they fight crime.

Did he not leave to join the ranks at the Christian Bale fansite someone from the TBS created? I thought that's where he went.

For a while I thought the Chopper was DGDB, but it was a false dawn.

Watched that again recently.

For sure. If anyone happens to know what became of dickblood, please speak up.

He's on Twitter.

Morarity's Unfinished 90s List. Detective Gordon has a beer and cheats on his wife

Basement Cheeto eater

Also FRIST!

Grando Calrissian?

What about Lando Asskissian?

And something about "Bugnuts"

Having a beer, cheeting on his wife...
Cooking the books...
Neil Cumpstein?
Something about a deer...
There's more I'm not thinking of.

Rey has a BOMB IN HER RIBCAGE!!

I think the sequel should be called The Force Awakens 2 : Electric Boogaloo, with Hulk Hogan as the baddie. "That was lucky, brother."

All sequels should have boogaloo in the title

Harry's creepy post about Claire from Heroes.