I'll bet there are more than a few consumers of pornography in his congregation.

Maybe even him.

no maybe about it

Hard-core S&M porn . . . . .

In his yearbook he's listed as "Most likely to be caught dead in a set of rubber rompers with a butt plug".

I refuse to visualize that...

Too Late!!!! I will never be able to unsee that.

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OMG my eyes!!

How far is this "church" from Harper Valley?

...Bobby Jentry..love it!

Oh hell he probably had a couple of prostitutes waiting for him in his office.

Crawford, by the same token, God owns your tongue. So until Jesus comes down, shoves his hand up your ass, and starts moving your mouth, shut the hell up.

Considering the 19th amendment is the law of the land, and has been for decades, and has stood up to every attempt to overturn it — that perhaps he is misunderstanding what, "God" wants.

You don't get to drag the nation back into the notion. "sexual slavery is OK" because YOU say God says so, Asshole.

A F"N MEN

This moron looks like a cross between the dim-witted, beady-eyed cretin George W. Bush and Herman Muster.

Well, if what he says is true, then he has no rights over his meat and potatoes; so, looks like they are fair game for any and all women passing by him to kick up between his ears as they see fit.

That's sound logic.

After that painful kick, all the woman needs to say is "God told me to do that."

Haaaa Haaaa, I commented something vaguely similar but I didn't refer to his frud as being "meat and potatoes". Methinks you are being too kind, Paul. The man is clearly one link short of a sausage.

Giggling like a fool.....

Has. Haaaa, I commented something vaguely similar but I didn't refer to his frud as being "meat and potatoes".

Middle school cafeteria edition

Twig and berries?

I think he looks like a cross between Rubio and Cruz, myself...

I bet he ain't gettin any!

The only difference between ISIL and American RW Christians, American RW Christians are beardless.

Duck Dynasty Clan?

You misspelled "Dick". ;)

*mostly* beardless

One other difference- they are not in a position to impose their demonism on others whereas ISIL is.

Don't bet on that just yet!
Have you listened to the Patriarch of that Clan?

And they all do not pay taxes and live in big houses, get money from all their cash cows that keep them riches by come to their churches.
I am glad I am stop to be a believers.

Jeff Crawford honey--give it a rest, You know nothing of women, you pathetic shit.

ISIL might resent me referring to the idiot from Arkansas as Schmuckabee. Jewish expression and all.

"What that means is that your arms and your legs and your head, it all belongs to God."

So, Jeff, It was gawd who stuffed your head up your ass?

It is certainly God's will that Rev. Crawford is a blithering idiot.

These right-wing nut cases are so perfect in their war on women that they could be plants by the Democratic Party. They could be, but plants are not needed. The religious nut jobs do such a wonderful job by themselves.

"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."

- Voltaire

well there ya go , just proves there is no such thing as god , if there was it would not of cursed us with shitheads like this .

This guy's asshole clearly owns his head.

From the looks of him, his megachurch does not have an organist, it has a banjo player....

Oh I am sure they have an organist, probably a 10 year old boy playing the pastor's organ.

Ouch! .....It's funny cause it's true....

So your fucking god is a slave owner?

How about you just shut the fuck up, before an angry woman shoves your bibble so far up your ass you'll be able to read it when you brush your tooth.

Asshole...

His God was a promoter of slavery, check out his "Holy" Book:

The Bible identifies different categories of slaves including female Hebrew slaves, male Hebrew slaves, non-Hebrew and hereditary slaves. These were subject to different regulations.

Female Hebrews could be sold by their fathers and enslaved for life (Exodus 21:7-11), but under some conditions.

Male Hebrews could sell themselves into slavery for a six year period to eliminate their debts, after this period they might go free. However, if the male slave had been given a wife and had children with her, they would remain his master's property. They could only stay with their family by becoming permanent slaves. (Exodus 21:2-5). Evangelical Christians, especially those who subscribe to Biblical inerrancy, will commonly emphasize this debt bondage and try to minimise the other forms of race-based chattel slavery when attempting to excuse the Bible for endorsing slavery.

Non-Hebrews, on the other hand, could (according to Leviticus 25:44) be subjected to slavery in exactly the way that it is usually understood. The slaves could be bought, sold and inherited when their owner died. This, by any standard, is race- or ethnicity-based, and Leviticus 25:44-46 explicitly allows slaves to be bought from foreign nations or foreigners living in Israel . It does say that simply kidnapping Hebrews to enslave them is a crime punishable by death (Deuteronomy 24:7), but no such prohibition exists regarding foreigners. War captives could be made slaves, assuming they had refused to make peace (this applied to women and children-men were simply killed), along with the seizure of all their property.(Deuteronomy 20:10-15)

Hereditary slaves were born into slavery and there is no apparent way by which they could obtain their freedom.

So the Bible endorses various types of slavery, though Biblical literalists only want to talk about one version and claim that it wasn't really so bad

Heh, heh, heh.......is that why the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

You're right. Invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

RW Southerners really need to stop marrying their sisters.

They need to stop BANGING their sisters!

If that were to happen could you please send me video? I would thoroughly enjoy that.

This whole speal is based on the idea that there is a "way that is very mysterious that we can't quite understand" that links our soul and our bodies. This is how god owns you. The book that was written thousands of years ago by the inerrant hand of god can't explain how or why, but you better believe it.

What a pile of horse shit. Or as Carlin called it, Bullshit.

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