Phew. What a relief. I was seriously worried by the many winding up orders we have received. After all, we have broken the law quite regularly, quite intentionally and many times daily. The Conservatives certainly have my vote now by protecting us law breakers. A nice donation to the party come October will help push this favourable law well in to 2021, and we can continue to have Champers Friday indefinitely.

Roll on 1 October when customers will once again regain their full legal rights, in the interim there's still nothing stopping taking a travel company to court, they just won't pay the ultimate price for breaking the law.