Something tells me that this problem is going to take care of itself shortly.

She is demanding plus-size friendly towels for guests! I wonder what a plus size angry towel is like!

She is going after the wrong people.
She needs to attack tableware mfgs.
Obviously, forks made her fat.

Does she use a fork or a shovel?

Im more inclined to go with a front end loader

I picture her laying on her back with a large metal funnel in her mouth and someone pounding food into her mouth with a sledgehammer.

When you said her laying on her back, I saw short arms and legs twitching like a turtle on its back.

I'll tell you what I saw for real, I saw her story on daily mail I think. The photos TGP didn't include were the one of her at a distance and the one with an oxygen tube across her face. The reason I remember it is because I remember thinking to myself how can someone that's so large they can't breath do all that much traveling.

Saw that. She has no room to place her portable oxygen, instead she has it placed on what space remains of the seat beside her (thereby taking up someone else’s limited comfort & space).

A picture of her weighs four pounds.

I didn't think people with oxygen tanks could fly.

They make approved oxygen tanks for airplanes…

Her next demand? Fat friendly excursions to the top of Everest.

To the hospitals

You'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. Nasty!

Jimmy...I can't believe you went there! 😮

Just don't tell mama.

LOL

more like an engorged tick

Please! Lying on her back? Definitely.... But, most certainly on "friendly", plus sized towels, on a "friendly" California King sized sofa....

Omg. You guys. Stop! I'm about to fall off the sofa laughing!

I'm pretty sure lying on her back could crush her lungs and kill her.

Could a conveyor belt be involved as well?

That's what she eats with, so that base is covered.

Careful now, feeding that would be like driving a Winnebago with no brakes.

best one of the day.....LOL!

I HAVE to pay that one, even though it's unkind. You can only be unkind if you are also funny. You passed.

She told a doctor she wanted to have her stomach stapled...
He said, "To what? the Waffle House?"

The obvious answer for morbid obesity, is to stop shoving crap down your pie hole. Unfortunately for Chaney, she could lose 300 pounds and she would still be an unattractive loser.

Roll over 3 times and still be on top!!!

She needs stripes so we can tell if she's walking, or rolling.

She could lose 300 lbs. and still be morbidly obese!

Hahahahaha‼️ Your comment cracked me up😂

I believe you'll find a FUNNEL is involved...

Now we know what happened to the big ass TUBE America was supposedly going down.

We're still "going"....It just seems to be plugged with lard!

That was a good one. I was hoping to get a funny comment on that, and you came through. We have to keep some humor going in these crazy times. Thank You.

A backhoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulldozer

YES!

A CONVEYOR-BELT !! F.J.B.

both

A vacuum hose.

3 thumbs up!

She's a hippo, hurricane, inhaler.

Shovel and trough

if she wants to lose weight; she needs to use eating sticks used by East and Southeast Asia for over three millennia.called chopsticks.

Feedbag.

Since she is in such a DEMANDING mood, I DEMAND she lose at least 125 pounds!!

That will solve everybody's problem!!!!

She said she lost 150lbs.... Then, someone told her to look behind herself in a mirror, and she'd find it again...