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Would have been more funny had he not known that ball was broken already.

Came here to say that

Grate (yes I know what I did there) mines (yes) think alike!

Rodger that.

Fake ass strike

Hope you get hit by a truck today

#38

Calvin & Hobbes were here!

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Upvote for recognizing Calvin & Hobbes genius.

#12 I know we're supposed to focus on the one player bamboozling the defender, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that goalkeeper isn't going professional.

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I think the keep was mesmerized by the foot action and started watching the game instead of playing it. But you are correct, not going pro any time soon.

She’s too busy watching players without the ball and calling out to her defence. She didn’t even notice the ball was in play.

Valid point, and also validates @chrisninety1 point about not going pro.

Yep, didn't even move her feet. Awesome.

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Damn dude, right in the feels. Awesome.

#14 Where? In the nightstand?

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Looks boring.
This better?

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#6 Driver for scale

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You know he's going to peel out of there.

A couple of more hours and it's going to be over-ripe...

That's going to make a shit load of banana bread!

Bananarama

And Fun Boy 3

Bloodhound Gang is back?

Bam Margera is missing his car

#4 choose the form of the Destructor
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WHAT DID YOU DO RAY?!

Dormamu?

#9 Emperor Meowpaltine
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Good morning everyone! Thank you for the feature Bob! #20! ❤️
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We ALL thank you for your contribution. Very beautiful & sexy.

🥰🥰🥰

#26 don't forget your wingman this weekend
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The proper ride when you and a buddy go to get beer and Red Baron pizza.

Is this one of those Messerschmitt cycle cars they're always fawning over on American Pickers?

Maybe, could be a Focke-Wulf...

Red Baron? Sounds like Snoopy needs to be co-pilot.

#6 Daylight come and me wanna drive home.
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#17 They didn't mean cat, but Disqus won't let 'em say the other word
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LLLAAAAAAANAAAA!!!

Upvote for using the appropriate number of A's before the N.

#21 Hoodwinked, duped, made the fool, bamboozled.
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I remember that one. Kitty is deaf, but that was still funny as hell and then sweet when she popped back up and
got a "MEOW!!! (I love you, I was confused).

#34 obligatory "wished for a little head" comment

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#3 I can’t believe you got so much snow in Texas, like whaaaat?!!! Especially in that bottom pic of your place, that’s just insane!! You guys must have broken Texas or something... 😧 Here in the Midwest we are gonna get close to 14 inches by tomorrow, where I live at least!! We are pretty used to it here, but it sounds like snowmageddon down there!!! Can’t even imagine how medieval it must feel without power! How is this site even still up?? Good luck Bob, hope you are as resourceful as Grayson and stocked up on whiskey!
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Braggart.