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Truth is scatologie killed Travoltas son!

I'll just put this right here to make this even better.

I appreciate you

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It has nothing to do with a pen.... but it's still funny!

Ape tit

I have seen them all a 1000 times and I still laugh as hard each time.. They are gold

Same here! I laugh every time!

The only downside from the bit is this is my real name, so i have gotten turd a time or two lol.. But im ok with it, its a funny name

Haha, well done!

Scatologie is a crime!

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That is the single greatest fuckin pen story that has ever been fuckin spoken! Pollack's fuckin delivery is just absolutely great! Fuckin...

That was a great story - and to be honest, makes me want to listen to the podcast. You should post these more often.

Cruise would euthanise them!

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Chivers save your money!

Totally functional, too. http://www.cbc.ca/punchline...

Love Kevin Pollak. He tells the best stories.

Never thought I'd see the day when I'd start trying to locate a $500 pen in France; but here we are.
Don't suppose anyone knows which pen this is?

They name Montblanc in the video but also say the pen is a 'Montblanc on steroid' so that might not be it. Might be a Parker or it might just have been a particular version of a Montblanc. It being sold in only one location (even in 1992) tells us it was probably a limited edition or a unique line.

Fucking great story!!

Priceless

Tom Cruise may be genuinely crazy but I don't think I've ever really heard a bad story about the guy. Like, of all the crazy scientologist people out there, I'd definitely want to hang with him the most.

It seems it would be at least interesting to meet him and hang out.

Seriously. He even tries to do all of own stunts. I read a book once where he took stunt motorcycling classes so he could the scenes in Mission Impossible (can't remember which one), you never hear people talk about him being a dick and he just genuinely seems like a cool person to be around.

You read a book about it?... Or you saw something on the Internet?...

I read a book where the author mentioned meeting him, and during their encounter Tom Cruise was on the stunt course.

Wow, what a dick.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE animate more clips for your podcasts. They are so funny and I'd love to watch more of these.

This reminded me of The Ricky Gervais Show in presentation. Not that that's a bad thing. I like it. I vote get a YouTube channel and make it a regular thing. Maybe soon it'll end up on Netflix and further fuel my addiction to that.

Now, this pen is worth $500

Listening to this, I am a firm believer that John has a voice for billboards.

Yet another thing to put on your non-existent YouTube channel! Make it happen guys

Nice to see that the chive's unbroken run of ripping other people off has extended to animating a podcast. I'm sure Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant are flattered by the imitation.

I suggest you find another website/app to visit, respectfully of course

That's very kind of you, thanks.

God, what a bunch of giggling fucking morons. Bob's even stupider than I imagined.

Oh man i love this. Kevin Pollock man. Home town boy!

Great f*cking story. Please animate others in the future.

what song is at the end?