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the First dude is but t ugly. He is either hung like a horse or has a tongue like a snake.

Snowy, you're performing a valuable public service, asking this question. Once I was walking down the street with my girl and a guy parked his brand new Maserati at the curb beside us. He was absolutely stuffed with personal cool, climbing up from his squatty little vehicle like he was James Bond come to life.

And my girl started laughing. I mean this guy and his little Playboy bunny's boyfriend car just cracked her up! You could see the poor guy's ego wilt like a limp dick with performance anxiety. The amount of money he must have paid to get this humiliating result made me feel sorry for the guy. He should have read more columns about what women really want.

Can’t think of one offhand, but he needs to be clean shaven. None of this stubble face.

Tend to agree. Facial hair tends to be a turn-off, but there are exceptions. Tyler Hoechlin and Joe Magliano come to mind.

I used to like professorial beards. Then Duck Dynasty ruined that for me! 😱

That leaves me out :(

An exception for some. Knowing the inner snowflake helps.

I neither know many actors by name.
The Mark Knopfler types are where I would be looking first, and foremost.:)
Also those who make me laugh always attract my fullest attention.

Damn good musician too!!

That's what brought my attention to him back in high school. Dire straits was the first album I bought for myself. Still one of my all time favorites. Then his solo albums are too the bombs. Saw them live at the Greek Theater in 1995, Knopfler said, after that last show of their only US tour that he would never tour the US again because uncle sam robbed them with taxes. It was an incredible show, that still gives me chills when i think about it. The only time I've been to the Greek Theater too.

My favorite guitarist and songwriter.

The ladies like to go to church because there's a guy there who is hung like this.

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Hung like what specifically?
Never seen this image before, is it Jesus, a Saint, or God that is represented by it?
Looks like st Francis of Assisi with the birds on his robe?

The garb is Franciscan, but the face is Buddhist. Hung like arms stretched wide. It's an old high school joke.

Thanks, I really was guessing about it. :]

My lady friends tell me it's this guy

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Lisa wants to know the definition of "guy."

Idris Elba…🤤

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You've got good taste. The guy was perfectly cast as a Baltimore drug kingpin in The Wire. Then I find out he's a Brit, and his real accent is entirely different.

Nice shirt/tie/coat combo.

Ohhhhh yesssss!!😁☺️

Stop creaming up like that, Girl. Out here in public you're only embarrassing yourself. :)

Almost as good looking as Will Smith (but better looking than Chris Rock)

He’s better looking. That grey in his beard makes his better looking!🙂

The sexiest man alive? After my husband...
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you like em pretty ;)

And you like em ugly? ;-)

LOLing

The more educated and intelligent a woman, the more selective and deep she is in choosing a man. Initially it's the usual bling criteria: clique popularity, bling, and loud mouths. But the smarter women know how to sift who is really an alpha versus talking alpha.

It's not enough to be attractive, although that certainly matters. But a man has to be dependable, faithful, educated enough, and be able to bring a living...being >= her social station.

Advice for men: if she does happen to fawn over celebrities, run the hell away! Far. Save yourself boy!

🙂 🙃 😉

awwwwwwwwww, nothing wrong with fawning over celebrities, I do it myself. The real message is if she is unable to get past the fawning and see a real man.

There was a time when I had a thing for Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Such a feisty little thing, candy flavored. :)

It's not the celebrities themselves. It's those that do the fawning. Reminds me of HS...when the popular kids got all the breaks, from the losers who were stepped upon by them. I never was fawned over, damn it!

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Jokes aside, I'm not kidding about the irrationality of the herd. I play it to my advantage as an investor. Dumb and dumber routinely lecture me on finance, following pop culture on the matter...but physics is physics and I wind up getting ahead.

The same herd now lectures me about fairness, equitable distribution, and my selfishness. How I'm in danger of siding with white Christian nationalism and fascism. With the GOP...even though I vote Democrat!

🙂 🙃 😉

I kid. I kid.

OK, but what are you kidding about? That you vote Democrat? 🙃

I kid about everything…except investing.

Evil!

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It's okay for her to fawn over Hollywood cutouts. But unless your lady is routinely mistaken for some actress or another. . . .for the sake of Pete don't tell her if there's one you wouldn't kick out of bed.

If there's one she resembles, and especially if she's older than your lady. . . . .you can maybe mention her.

Maybe.

I do my best.

😉

“I don’t know nuthin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies,” or actors. You could show me a picture of 10 actors and I could maybe identify one of them by name. I’m really not that fond of Hollywood in general. Too phony and shallow. Nor am I a fan of the movies these days. All the same “violent entertainment” theme. Not my thing. We/I get a bellyful of that shit from real life.

But back when I used to watch movies, probably the one guy I can think of is Robert Redford in “Three Days of the Condor.”
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Wow, gorgeous, IMO. From the pictures I’ve seen of him recently, he still is handsome for his age. But we all fall victim of Father Time.

Not a muscles person at all. Anyway, to me, beauty lies well below the skin level. It’s something within. Yeah, that’s my kind of man. And luckily, I found me one! 😍

Yup, Redford and Paul Newman have both stood the test of time really well. Other Hollywood hunks have not been so blessed. If you'd told us you never lust after some rock star poon tang we never would have believed you. :)

If someone has never lusted (lusted??, okay, I'll go with that) after another person, that lust-er is brain dead. LOL. Who isn't attracted to someone, somewhere along the line? "That's what makes the world go 'round!" 😁

This is shaping up to be a good year for lust. Back in January the squirrels started chasing one another around the yard with lovin' on their minds. And just the other day I ogled a young woman's shapely derriere with an inappropriate degree of interest.

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Haha…such a handsome monster!

E_monster gets in good shape by lifting trash cans daily.

That’s a good exercise to buff up e monster!😜

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LOL, you got good taste!!

Its the garbage can that makes the man, I always say...

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I think we have the same trash company; as a matter of fact I'd bet money on it!