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W. White • 1 year ago

The armadillo standard is more understandable than that meter nonsense.

TheOne • 1 year ago

I knew that meter folderol wouldn't last.

RAO • 1 year ago

Given the state of the human race today. I hope that something nearly as big as the Moon hits and soon. The CCP and the leftists need to be wiped off the face of the planet. The rest of us will be collateral damage, but it will be worth it. God needs to start over. Maybe it will turn out better the next time.

EricinDallas • 1 year ago

"Anything but metric."

riff_raff99 • 1 year ago

Armadillo Aerospace was a small space startup located in Mesquite, TX. They were a group of nerds designing, building and successfully flying prototype reusable vertical launch/landing rockets way back in 2010. They did it all on a shoestring budget.

https://youtu.be/bL2suXb4Ddo

stosh • 1 year ago

Up North, we measure things in beavers.

Jacksonian_Libertarian • 1 year ago

Asteroids are measured in Armadillos?
Geez, everyone knows that.
SMOD? How many Armadillos?

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A Smith • 1 year ago

Old and busted: Pico di gallo, a tasty condiment.
New hotness: Picogallo, a trillionth of a rooster.

Mars S • 1 year ago

I have never in my life seen a meter-long armadillo and I've seen a bunch.

van Porlock • 1 year ago

North America used to have armadilli of this size. The incoming Siberians found them slow, fat, and tasty. (They didn't have the Hansen's then.)

Mars S • 1 year ago

But not in the last 25 years. I was coming back from my honeymoon, driving somewhere and I saw an armadillo rooting by the side of the road. I stopped, my wife ran back and was trying to grab it by the tail when it leaped about 4 ft in the air. My wife jumped too. It was pretty funny.

Stevie Nichts • 1 year ago

Nope, you missed out again - now it's "platypus", of which the plural is I just don't care.

https://www.jpost.com/scien...

Abby Normal • 1 year ago

"Wombat" is metric, "armadillo" is English.

NamVet_13E • 1 year ago

Maybe the armadillo is a new latinx unit of measure.

hairless_joe • 1 year ago

How about those astrophysicists? What cards they are!

mrpulpol • 1 year ago

A Stacy Abrams size would be a cause for concern.

ZilWerks • 1 year ago

Nine-banded Armadillos? Feh! I only measure in three-banded armadillos, the armadillos that can roll into a soccer ball!

Nine-banded armadillos are Texas truck mines, waiting on the road to perfectly time their defensive behavior jump to enter into the fan housing of your average (older) truck. Such a mess.

Luckily more trucks are using fan shrouds so the effectiveness of armadillo suicide soldiers is less effective.

Oldav8r • 1 year ago

At least they used metric armadillos.

chasrmartin • 1 year ago

Alligators

Ed Minchau • 1 year ago

So the size of two basketball courts. A drive around it would take 3 minutes on a mobility scooter.

ChinookArch • 1 year ago

Glenn
Armadillo is a measure of distance. Wombats are a measure of mass!

Carl S. • 1 year ago

Is that a 33 on the Nigel Tufnel scale?

Sammy Dude • 1 year ago

Does this mean everyone is now exposed to armadillos so knows what they are?

Blank_Deck • 1 year ago

Okay, I understand--sort of--the hatred for the White Man's Imperial/US measuring system, but have they now ditched the cgs system, too?

OTOH, this ought to make those conversions for your Mars lander more interesting.

rockwellT • 1 year ago

Frankly, I prefer the Greater Kudu measurement standard.

SelahVi • 1 year ago

33 aUs. Like T vs. t for baking soda.

Dishman • 1 year ago

One ton Vanilla Extract...

Probably excessive, but requires testing.

toquam • 1 year ago

Wombat is an Aussie recoilless rifle. Armadillos are cute, and have reached Chicago suburbs.

Shaihulud1 • 1 year ago

33 Armadillos? Why, that's almost a million Monarch butterflies!

God measured in cubits. It's saddening to see how far we have regressed.

toquam • 1 year ago

I like your style.

Ditzy • 1 year ago

Americans will do anything to avoid using metric units.

Blank_Deck • 1 year ago

This is NASA. What makes you think any Americans were involved?

How much is that in Imperial Dishwasher units?

Deckie66 • 1 year ago

For those unfamiliar with the armadillo standard, that's approximately 20.56645910447761 Smoots.

Blank_Deck • 1 year ago

Not to be confused with the Imperial Smooch.

MM • 1 year ago

Are eight-banded armadillos a different size?

Blank_Deck • 1 year ago

They are all uniform to 3 decimal places.

Five • 1 year ago

sorry.... 35 meters does not equal 33 armadillos . . . on average I'd same more like 38 to 39 armadillos to 35 meters figuring a meter's just a tad longer than a yard.

RCKB • 1 year ago

Maybe they counted the tail.

Five • 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm counting the tail too. Most of them aren't a yard long.

Kevin Hales • 1 year ago

Americans aren't the only crazy ones.
The Vietnamese measure money in Dongs.

One US dollar is worth about 23000 Vietnamese Dongs......

Shaihulud1 • 1 year ago

Vietnamese Finance Minister, Bao Ding, is advocating a 100 for 1 reduction, due to inflation. Thus, the rate will be 1 dollar for 23 Ding Dongs...( I know, it's bad...lol)

Hawkeye52 • 1 year ago

Ho ho

Bob in Houston • 1 year ago

Would that length be a standard marsupial Wombat or a Hodaka Combat Wombat?

Hawkeye52 • 1 year ago

👍

JeremyR • 1 year ago

They did a previous one (a month or so ago) in alligators.

Someone there has a sense of humor