Today's death count: 1
Total: 166

Ronaldo died inside many times tho

I think Ronaldo died many times throughout the poem alone lol.

Breaking News: Rolnaldo's dark history revealed!

- he just wanted to see the spring buds on the mountains 😞💔

- "if they find six guys in bikinis we'll just end up on a talk show"
LMFAOOOO real

- uhhh ronaldo... you could've danced with clothes on... and... and it would've been more affective too... but yeah go on-

- "i don't understand how they're determining who wins or loses but i want to die"
LMAOOO idk about you ronaldo but i am enjoying this ronalduel

- handa, a certified ronaldist

- "to make fun of someone you need to know your enemy!! I wouldn't do something like criticize a movie i haven't seen!"
handa, a certified hater

- "you can't say bad things about people you don't know. My mother taught me that"
handa, a certified good boy

- this episode was sponsored by ronaldo's dark past

- SEEING SCHOOL ALBUM OF HANDA WITH RONALDO WAS SO ADORABLE OMG HANDA SO CUTE

- "then let's have him decide who won in person"
"IF YOU KNEW I WAS HERE THEN DON'T DO THIS"
LMFAOOOOO I KNEW IT HANDA ALWAYS KNOWS
handa, a certified ronaldo finder

- not kameya taking pictures LOLOL

- "the showoff toothbrush mustache bastard"
"what the hell's a something something lord"
"a warbler crying in ancient kyoto drunk as a lord"
"he's the tryhard hovering butt lord"
"you old mustachioed philanderer"
"you're cool scum"
LMFAOO DRALUC IS TRULY THE KING OF GIVING HILARIOUS NICKNAMES

- "don't get excited about a young woman at your age, you kind of dumb old man"
LMFAOOOO brutal blow from ta chan

- "i'll give you some garlic from our stock so eat that to get rid of your old man smell and then die"
and he is still standing there and smiling LMFAOOO

- AND HE TOOK A BITE AND IS STILL GOING BRO IS DEDICATED

Was that the first OP when they were naked dancing?

YES!!!

Lol wouldn't sweating like that in the cold be worse off? You'll get colder than you originally were. At least they finally found the resolve to hug each other naked for survival, too bad they took so long they were found in that intense state, sweating and panting all over each lol.

Furukawa Makoto's delivery on Ronaldo's line "Kill me now" was so damn hilarious, poor Ronaldo had to suffer through that torture and later found out Handa was doing it on purpose, I don't think I'd be able to forgive him after that.

I thought Hinaichi would be the only one Northdin would not be able to control but even she fell for it.

I bet Draluk can snap her out of it. Her love for his delicious cooking is too strong to be overcome by mere hypnotism. Just put a dish of fresh cookies in front of the guild to lure her out, then shower her with meals until she snaps out of the mind control.

Why do they have to be naked, though? Isn't that worse? Shouldn't they hug each other wearing clothes? And using Micro-Bikini's cloak as a blanket?

No, it's better to be naked as clothes prevent you from absorbing the body heat.

I guess the optimum would be a pile of naked bodies surrounded by all available dry clothes.

You can skip the first part. Thanks me later.

The dude put a porn DVD into AV room's DVD player and can't get it out. What a legend!

It'd be worse if it was playing and he couldn't stop it lol.

that cabin became golden kamuy

I was thinking the same thing. XD

And glad it didn't go the Green Green way.

lol

Yeah, Golden Kamuy Muscle Time 😂

imagine if they ate otter meat

Steamy Sumo Time ~ 🤭

lmao vampires feeling cold when they're cold as ice to the touch. They even brought back the OG ss1 intro here. Second part is just a straight-up reference from yugi-oh. Handa is just a secret admirer/stalker compared to his mom being a real fan of Ronaldo's. Let's admit it all, Draluc is still a kid, even with that long lifespan of his. They introduced another pervert vampire into the scene - much to Draluc's chagrin

Welp....at least Ronaldo's peepee has been censored this time, unlike last week.

Surprise about that last time but this time it had to be on the account this would be considered a H -___-",

i'm sorry, wut? when was peen presented in this show?

Last ep with that youth stealing vampire and Ronaldo reverted to 5 years old and the older did the same thing.

Chin chin brothers 😌

Yes

oh yea! i forgot. i was thinking his adult dong

XD

Remember kids, going out in the snow in a bikini can cause a lotta health issues, such as F***ING FREEZING TO DEATH!!!

Also, being someone who hates winter, I'd do more than slug the winter vampire guy, snow.

Ta-chan! Maria! Nooooo!!!!

EDIT: But I bet Draluk's unbreakable connection with Hina will be Northdin's undoing — he'll just throw a plate full of cookies into the bar and Hina will snap right out of Northdin's control!

or show ronaldo's wee wee

I don't think she loves Ronaldo's wee-wee, but she definitely loves Dralk's cooking.

i mean, with what the male vampires in this town are like he's not going to be able to keep control for that long.
hell, his lewd talk alone would likely do in his charm.

Cool dance to get warm lol.

I loved the return, however brief, of season 1's theme "Dies in No Time"!

Yeah I like it too when Draluc says it Anon.

OOoohhh, I HATE that toothbrush-mustache Ba$tard....

A cliffhanger noooo

Nice episode.

All of you form a circle start a fire, oh theres nothing to burn they are going to freeze only if someone had plan.

They are shivering, warning negative 1 degrees not suitable for vampires.

Handa's mom continues to be best girl. Mostly due to lack of competition, but there's also some genuine merit in there.

"a vampire obsessed with sex"

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

HYUAHAUNHAFSFgfdgfdfgdf fdggfg

Ronaldo's emotional damage was through the roof this episode lmaoooo, imagine finding out your fans duel with your deepest embarrassments

Draluc vs his former mentor, time for Draluc to prove his vampire abilities to everyone! He should just kiss Hinaichi on the hand again to woo her and snap her out of the trance

Unsee juice

The first time an episode for this anime has ended in a cliffhanger. Let's hope the last (is it the last for this season?) episode knocks it out of the park.

Here's hoping there's a third season too.

i like that they used op 1 in the first part of the episode

i wonder if Draluc will finally gain some proper vampire abilities next week.
or maybe the power of friendship will fix this. i guess Etiquette Breacher could be quite effective here.

Bro Got that Immortal Rizz