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Question Diversity • 6 years ago

Knowing how Trayvon Martin was a DXM aficionado, it is apropos that he is getting a posthumous B.A. in aeronautics, because he certainly liked flying high.

Thinking out loud: If George Zimmerman wasn’t armed, Trayvon Martin probably would have killed him with the repeated head blows to the pavement. In the alternate universe where that happened, does George Zimmerman, who, in our universe, considered going to law school, get a posthumous J.D.?

LHathaway • 6 years ago

George Who? Maybe he would say something . . .

propagandaoftruth • 6 years ago

Well now that he's a black guy with a degree AND living challenged...

He should be able to get a nice cushy gubbamint job bossing around the few evil Whiteys left in the civil service.

Reverend Bacon • 6 years ago

He'll never have to work a day in his "life." His parents won the lottery. The ghetto lottery.

Salty Cracker • 6 years ago

The irony is that Sir Skittles has accomplished more while dead than he ever did alive.

Cheri Rodriguez • 6 years ago

Next up: Emmett Till awarded a Master's Degree in Public Relations.

Question Diversity • 6 years ago

Hey, that comes very close to hitting home.

bobjo • 6 years ago

Michael Brown, PhD in Agricultural Science since he was selling drugs.

richie nine • 6 years ago

And now he's pushing up daisies.

Paleoconn • 6 years ago

Steve Sailer recently pointed out that George Zimmerman looks like the son Obama never had with his White-Asian former girlfriend.

I first got a hysterical laughing attack. First of April is over!! This cannot be true!!

And in a year he will have a Master's, and in 4 years a PhD.

How can the msm and the Left persevere to pursue a lie? He was a thug who did a murder attempt. Maybe it was only felony battery.

Question Diversity • 6 years ago

In somewhat related news.

Remember him?

He committed suicide last night. The official talk in the media is on account of "personal matters," but a feature on him in late August 2014 said that he, at the time, was 25 years old, had menial work, lived with his mother, yet had three children. My bet is that he committed suicide because his "babymammas" were hounding him for child support.

https://countenance.files.w...

American Tax Payer • 6 years ago

Who is it? I mean besides just another niph running about destroying everything in sight.

Question Diversity • 6 years ago
hondo • 6 years ago

Some paper you have there. No negative comments but loads of conspiracy stuff eagerly allowed.
If he was struck by lightning it would be NOAAs doing.

American Tax Payer • 6 years ago

"Protestor". I could'a sworn that was a niph breaking the law by causing property damage and in possession of a deadly weapon. Yeah, I'm pretty sure any object can be a "dangerous weapon" if it's capable of killing you and that, what is it, a firecracker? Well, that can kill a person.

TruthTeller • 6 years ago

I just ripped this character apart in the comments of an NBC news article.

Red-haired gal • 6 years ago

They'll give him a degree in neurology..

richie nine • 6 years ago

Thank you. It's nice to hear a happy "Where are they now" story.

Guest • 6 years ago

RemInds me, a friend who taught in Milwaukee's worst black middle school had a 13 yr old boy in her special Ed class who was the father of 2 babies.

PeaceNow • 6 years ago

With another on the way, no doubt.

bobjo • 6 years ago

I guess the HBC must go by that we were Kangs nonsense, that they built the pyramids and also had aircrafts flying in Egypt. I can also say that I want to be a doctor, a brain surgeon in fact and that when I die I should get that degree. People will laugh at that.
I have heard that HBCs have been around since the civil war. So who funds them now and who has been funding them in the past. Anyone knows???

We wuz kangs. FTFY

goodsoldierschwiek • 6 years ago

Blacks have asked me, "What are you going to do about all this AA government hiring and black on white violence." They get real angry when I say, "I don't have to do anything. Look at Haiti, Zimbabwe, and Camden, N.J." I then told them how the life expectancy of black Africa was 30 in the 13th century, rose to 50 by 1960 and has been plunging back down to 30 again, after expelling all dem white debils. The truth makes them violent.

American Tax Payer • 6 years ago

This will go down in the "history books" as some genius black man that White Men were just so jealous of that they murdered him in cold blood right in the middle of the street in broad daylight...

TruthTeller • 6 years ago

He'll be on par with Chuck Yeager.

Dr. X • 6 years ago

He be flyin' high on dat Purpa Drank...

richie nine • 6 years ago

He was a hero being a test pilot for Purple Drank..

Tim • 6 years ago

I found some on my ghetto property once... It looked like Welch`s grape juice adulterated with a Skittles cloud...

Marc Zuckurburg • 6 years ago

I am going to hire him posthumously at Facebook.

He, like all my actual living employees, will be eligible for the 5% employee discount at the campus Starbucks.

Other than that, I intend on working him to death.

Question Diversity • 6 years ago

Stay classy, Marc.

Sha of Communism • 6 years ago

Sounds like a good choice, Marc. I'm sure Mr. Martin has not a labour rights lawyer nor will he ever have one.

Marc Zuckurburg • 6 years ago

He has world class credentials, too. I heard he just graduated from college.

I bet one of his 4chan /pol/ friends has helped him build a LinkedIn profile.

Michael Christopher Scott • 6 years ago

Since Martin is "metaphysically-challenged" (no change in his condition is anticipated), working him too hard would probably violate the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Marc Zuckurburg • 6 years ago

Maybe so, but he'll get the same slave wages I pay everyone else inside my borg.

carriewhite64 • 6 years ago

Displaying no signs of life would definitely qualify him.

Alexandra1973 • 6 years ago

Should hook him up with Jahi McMath. They still haven't buried her yet.

Salty Cracker • 6 years ago

If he were only alive you could hire him to be your personal pilot.

hondo • 6 years ago

Dank you - dank you berry much! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Guest • 6 years ago
Michael Christopher Scott • 6 years ago

He be one ob dem afronauts!

Guest • 6 years ago
Red-haired gal • 6 years ago

It means "lift off!"

Kenner • 6 years ago

You are on a roll today!!

Red-haired gal • 6 years ago

Thanks! Ya I'm in a mood... Been non-stop raining and cold to boot. I've had MOAM for 2 days now. (Mother Of All Migraines)

goodsoldierschwiek • 6 years ago

Look on internet for 'internal exercises'. Especially ones for the head. Hope this helps.

JohnEngelman • 6 years ago

This is the photo the mainstream media should have shown of Trayvon Martin right after he was killed. Instead they showed a smiling photo of a much younger Trayvon Martin.

Instead of showing a glowering photo of George Zimmerman they should have shown these photos that were taken right after Trayvon Martin beat him up:

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TruthTeller • 6 years ago

Another reason why they wouldn't show these is because Zimmerman clearly looks brown Hispanic rather than white.

bobjo • 6 years ago

He also has negro blood from his mother's side of the family that came from Peru. His dad is one of the tribe.