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Can't jump a fence mention leads to obligatory clippage:

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kilmo • 6 years ago

I'll add the Taken fence jump.
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noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

Literally cackling at my desk.

miss_chevious • 6 years ago

" He’s out of shapes."

This typo tickled me, like Nathan Fillion ran out of circles or parallelograms, or something. Oh no! He's out of decahedrons!

BlackRabbit • 6 years ago

His days of being a rhombus of love are done!

EpilogueCat • 6 years ago

♫ "I'm all outta shapes set me free / and let me out of Geometry / oooh-ooh" ♫

JD • 6 years ago

Lol to me it was like he was "throwing shapes" on the dance floor but then ran out of moves.

The Other Geyn • 6 years ago

....I actually really liked the first 3 seasons of Castle. Not as a show with deep plot mind you, but it was a good mindless folding laundry show.

Samantha Klein • 6 years ago

I think I watched about 3 seasons too. It was fun, although Castle himself sort of ended up being the least enjoyable character.

Side note: Seamus Deaver was in an episode of Legion last season and I squealed with glee when he appeared.

Singsonggirl • 6 years ago

I even bought them on DVD because I really liked them... and the first book...*chrm*

The Other Geyn • 6 years ago

I bought the first book too! And then couldn’t get through it.

Singsonggirl • 6 years ago

Lol, me neither, it was pretty terrible.

emotional burrito • 6 years ago

Did anyone else ever watch DRIVE, the series that Fillion did for one season about the illegal cross country car race? It was entertaining and intense, but FOX canceled it after 4 episodes. I would have loved to see how that series unspooled.

Unrelated, I know. I just hate the loss of Fillion potential and had to get that off my chest. You can watch DRIVE on Amazon, BTW.

Miss Dixie Voom • 6 years ago

GOD I loved every minute of that show. It had Fillion, Emma Stone (!), Melanie Lynskey (!!), Amy Acker, Dylan Baker (!!), Lindsay Crouse, Alan Ruck...
It was completely weird and fascinating and I loved it. I fucking hate fucking Fox.

emotional burrito • 6 years ago

Yep. Also Kristin Lehman, Taryn Manning, Cindy Williams, Kevin Alejandro, and Brian Bloom. Whomever was able to wrangle all of those people into the same cast deserved a standing ovation, not a cancellation.

Bananapanda • 6 years ago

Brian Bloom. *swoon* That’s a blast from the past. Looks like he has an excellent voiceover career too.

emotional burrito • 6 years ago

He does! And he's still hot. There's another series on Amazon called Blackout, which is fair to middling (it stars Hailey Duff among other complete unknowns, along with James Brolin who must have been bored that year), but is worth seeing for Brian Bloom as a very sexy villain.

pthalio • 6 years ago

I enjoyed Drive, but every episode someone had to say the phrase 'illegal cross country car race' and i found that hilarious.

Bothari • 6 years ago

Yes!! I remember watching that for Fillion, but I think there ended up being several interesting people in it and I was bummed when it was canceled. Thanks for the Amazon heads up!

emotional burrito • 6 years ago

It really was a great cast. It's too bad, really. I'd much rather see Fillion doing something like that instead of yet another cop procedural.

Großer Roskow • 6 years ago

Wait, he's out of shape? Uh, almost every state and jurisdiction has a police academy you must graduate from in order to to be employed as a peace officer. If your out-of-shape-but-still-good-looking-for-40 ass can't pass the physical tests, you're not going to rookie shit.
I was thinking this could be interesting; when I was 12, my best friend's dad entered the academy at age 41 (!) and was a minor celebrity in town. He had put off his career goals to support his wife through Osteopath school & residency.

KingKat • 6 years ago

Yeah the whole premise is wonky. He became a cop because he could catch baddies but then once he is a cop, he's shown to not have the ability to catch baddies. So why is he a cop again?

Sean • 6 years ago

I wonder how a 45 yr old man can live in LA on a rookie cop salary.

The_Pajiba_Guy • 6 years ago

He said he lives in his wealthy college roommates house, which allows him to live on a rookie salary AND allow the show to be shot in a beautiful house with a scenic view.

same way the people on Friends could afford those Manhattan apartments. Special Section 8 for fictional characters.

warren oates • 6 years ago

Oddly, they DID try to rationalize it out...

If memory serves, Monica had one of those rent controlled apartments and Chandler did the heavy lifting cause he made good money...

PP • 6 years ago

They had that episode where they almost got kicked out, because the apartment was rent-controlled dirt cheap as it was in Monica's grandma's name. It was technically an illegal sublet. Joey become's the super's dance partner so he won't report them.

that was retconned in, though, wasn't it? I watched the first few series and it was never addressed, but when it became a cranky New Yorker talking point they came up with that, at least as I remember.

Tragic Sandwich • 6 years ago

It was retconned in, but on the other hand, I'm not bothered by that kind of retconning. Presumably most of the characters already knew that information, so it wouldn't have been something they had to explain to each other at the beginning of the show.

warren oates • 6 years ago

I'd have to ask the warden, she's the bigger Friends fan than I am. It wouldn't surprise me though.

IrishUp • 6 years ago

Especially a rookie who isn't grifting or grafting yet!

Sean • 6 years ago

$62734 starting pay. Great pay for a starting cop. Except the cost of living in California. Detroit starts at half that.

Bananapanda • 6 years ago

Especially with alimony!

MarTeaNi • 6 years ago

*quietly googles who the hell Mark Harmon is*

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

I don't care for TV Mark Harmon, but movie Mark Harmon is well worth checking out. Most notably in The Presidio, if you like well done crime movies, and Summer School, which is a complete classic.

St. Elsewhere or bust! One of my first early teen crushes. Also MacGyver.

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

I forgot he was on St. Elsewhere!

IrishUp • 6 years ago

Yeah he was! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

(Frankly, I don't think Fillion is in the same league, and the stories about him being nasty to Katna - her crying on set & so forth, are hella red flaggy.)

pthalio • 6 years ago

He looks like such a baby in that a picture, a hairy baby but still...

CaptainCalvinCat • 6 years ago

IMHO, he Looks better on NCIS. ^^

IrishUp • 6 years ago

He has aged well. Silver and blue always look good together.

Alexis_Rueal • 6 years ago

Summer School was awesome! I really feel like NCIS has weighed him down.

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

Summer School is by far my favorite movie of his. I do think NCIS is bogged down in general by the same sameness of it all for the whole cast. It has gone on too long.

The Other Geyn • 6 years ago

I will admit that I watched an absurdly amount of NCIS during law school breaks (it was a great background show because at no point did I have to care about the plot). But at this point they are just repeating the same 3 plots.

(Although a forensic person i once talked to said that the show was actually on the more okay end when it comes to accurately showing how forensic science works.)

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

Yeah, I liked it a lot originally. It had some features that are fairly rare in procedurals, which is a genre I've always kind of liked. It's just that it has gone on and on and on. You can only mine characters and a premise for so long before it gets real stale.

The Other Geyn • 6 years ago

Yeah and I think it’s almost impossible for procedural to go on for more than 5-6 seasons before becoming repetitive. Even criminal minds started repeating the same 3 type of serial killer after season 5.

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

Exactly. They get tired.

Alexis_Rueal • 6 years ago

I will admit I binged every season from August through September of this year. I liked the early years' of the show, but the past two-three seasons were a snooze-fest... but I wanted to defeat this show.

noodlestein's danger tits • 6 years ago

The early years were really great. After that it was just a re-hash. I think a lot of those crime of the week with quirky characters shows fall into that same rut.

CaptainCalvinCat • 6 years ago

The Show is - what? 16 years old now? Hot damn, not even Stargate had that much years under its belt.