Re: Obama The Antichrist

womwoman — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:58:10 -0000

Let us step into the mind of a fundamentalists, even though it's ewweey gooey in there and malformed.

Thessalonians 2:4 - They will never stop saying he's a Muslim. If you give a fundie a cookie, he'll run with it until the end of time. They couldn't necessary just say the truth - that they hate him because he's half black, they have to dig and scratch for something, anything, and stick with it even if it's proved wrong. Fundamentalists are notorious for this.
The unfortunate decision to name him Barack Hussein Obama by his parents, because it rhymes with Osama, and other such nonsense; just feeds it. Grasping for straws.

Daniel 11:36 - Yes, it's the unfortunate fact of him being charming. No one wants a charming president. Eff that. They prefer their presidents like they prefer their hot dogs. More or less just a huge dick stuffed with the blood and guts of innocent, dead animals. Obama could have filled every speech with his love for gawd, and they would still say "He obviously has subliminal messages in his speeches. If you play it backwards, you can clearly here Arblllleeee Garbbbblllleee Nawww - which in sanskrit, means 'I don't like crackers', which OBVIOUSLY means the body of Christ. Just sayin'." or he was just pretending to like Jesus.

2 Thessalonians 2:4 - Apparently, you do have to make yourself look good to be president. Something about "qualifying". McCain is allowed to do this. Obama should have just stood there and let people stare at him while he said nothing.

Daniel 11:37 - His wife is obviously just a front for his obviously love of the cack. Making out with her after his acceptance speech must have been torture for him.

Revelations 14:11 - If you look at his head, it's kinda shaped like a 6. Intestines...a clear 6. The other six is somewhere, we'll find it when we jump him.

And the most important one: Logic is lost on them. Don't even bother.

They want Rapture very badly. If you have an imagination as crazy as what's in the bible, you'll believe most anything.

I personally do not want to go to heaven if these dickheads are there.

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