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Re: Do You Need A Hand Job?

americant — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:47:39 -0000

ugh... the lowest of the low... just waiting for this company to bring to market the "pink sleeve..."

Re: And You Thought the Method Shiny Suds Ad Was Offensive

americant — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:08:54 -0000

slownewsday, you might be worried about how bored the ad industry will be with any future political correctness, however, everyone in the ad industry has missed the point for years, that the PUBLIC has been bored to tears by advertising period! thank god for the remote control and tivo!

Re: Cult Raw Energy Drinkers Are Belligerent Idiots

americant — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:22:39 -0000

it'll be a huge success. the world is filled with weak-minded morons who's entire existence is based on emulating pop culture and letting the media tell them how to act, dress, eat, etc....

Re: Microsoft Store Dance Video Not A Viral Effort

americant — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:07:45 -0000

you can see in the faces of the dancers that about 30 seconds into the routine, they're over it...

Re: Restaurant Lies. Quadruples Chowder Sales

americant — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:47:34 -0000

i'm always curious on the ROI for these programs. what's the cost for the creative, agency, sinking billboards, raising billboards, etc. versus the "profit," from an additional 60,000 cups of soup? so you make, say, a buck a cup of soup, $60,000. am i to believe this whole campaign cost less than that? and god, please stop using the word "viral," with everything...can someone make up a new word? how'bout "festering," or "pustule?" yeah, like the sound of those and they're pretty in-line with how most feel about advertising..."the new pustule campaign from bunghole brothers really made an impact on the 3:00 a.m. paid programming demographic..."

Re: Vacant or Not, Paris Hilton Doesn't Like Being Called Vacant

americant — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:31:28 -0000

remember the good 'ol days when paris cried her way out of jail for her DUIs? maybe the ad company can do the same if they go before a judge on this...

Re: If You're A DD Cup, Victoria's Secret Will Make You A G Cup

americant — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:27:47 -0000

now THAT'S what i call a booth babe!

Re: Not All Booth Babes Are Just Eye Candy

americant — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:23:54 -0000

yes, the lab coat makes her much more reputable...

Re: The Girls (Booth Babes) of ad:tech Return

americant — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:12 -0000

yech, click on the photo for the zoom shot, but beware...thumbnails can be deceiving...

as anyone in the industry knows, if you don't get on the ball when the trade show's in town, you'll get the leftovers in regards to booth "babes."

hopefully these girls are actually using their stripping jobs to pay for college...

Re: Because Real Olympic Sports Bore Us, Fake Ones Aim to Entice Us

americant — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:46:28 -0000

michael phelps will judge the "bong-toking," event!

Re: The Boston Celtics Re-Everything in New Campaign

americant — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:04:28 -0000

regurgitated...recycled...regifted...reamed

Re: P&G Wants You to Take A Dump and Blog About It

americant — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:52:10 -0000

is it 2012 yet? the end is very near... the next round of marketing genius will take place immediately after next year's Nathan's hot dog eating contest...charmin is sponsoring the event. after the hot dog eating contest, contestants will be followed to "next generation," port-a-potties where cameras, microphones and the new "smell-o-vision," web app will follow the ups and downs, ins and outs of the contestants post-contest.

Re: Ford Goes Social Again With Fusion 41

americant — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:11:17 -0000

wouldn't buy an american car no matter what they say or do so i won't pay attention regardless...thank god for the remote control...

Re: Audience Conference Aims to Eliminate Bullshit

americant — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:41:09 -0000

the no bullshit conference? did you READ the conference description?

"From the entertainers who engage audiences directly to the statisticians who measure them, to the technologists building tools to help us reach new and larger audiences and engage with them.

We've engineered a meeting of minds of 20+ of the best and brightest in their fields and 500 attendees who are their match in status, peppered with sparks of inspiration and laughter, leaving you with moments and memories to be savored for a lifetime."

i laughed, i cried, i'm not worthy...of course, i'll feel special knowing that as an attendee, one of 500 other special folk, that though not worthy enough to speak or comment, i'm at least matching in status of the 20+ best and brightest. can i get a certificate stating such? how about a gold star for my name tag?

Re: We're All Wiping Our Ass Wrong According to Charmin

americant — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:53:40 -0000

thank god for this product! thank god for the marketeers and genius ad execs who give my life meaning! i mean, my god, what would i do if i didn't have the latest 7-blade razor, pheromone infused body wash or newest app for my douche phone...ugh. thank god for the mute button! and by the way, if you've got feces on your face, you're doing something wrong. but i'm sure if you're in advertising or marketing, you spend alot of time wiping feces off your face...how else would most of this garbage get aired or printed unless there was an abundance of brown nosing going on...