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Re: Getting old-itis

veinarmor — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:27:56 -0000

Har! Man,Reminds me of a story, no sex involved though...sigh. Heh!. We strapped a keg of beer to my back and everything was fine. I was lumbering around with the spout in my mouth, like some kinda Diver Dan on the crack pipe, when all a sudden the only thing I was gettin' was foam. I reached back behind me to pump that bastard and WHAM! Screwed my rotator cuff inta some unnatural damn Burmese yoga freeze.I had to get helpful bystanders to pump the bastard for me so I could self-medicate, meanwhile my arm was stuck up in the air, like I was half-chained against a rock wall in some backwardsass Turkish prison. Man, that hurt the next day.

Re: A Pile Of Blog - A link for Greg

veinarmor — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:57:48 -0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya didn't get me cuz whatever flush player it needed, my old ibook ain't got. (Dang, I need to work on my grammar skilz)

Re: I can't stop watching this

veinarmor — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:28:14 -0000

Man, them girls could be forty. There's no way to tell how old Asian women are. I've hit every massage parlor in North America, and I'm sure I've been rubbed on by some grandma's, but who can tell? Must be some chemical in those water chestnuts keeps 'em young. I'll never know because I refuse to eat the cardboard tasting mutations. I was mainly wondering what the hell they're doing. Asian Nutcracker suite? I watched long enough to make sure Jet Li was not gonna jump out and perform some ninja forward-reverse-clenched-buttcrack move.

Re: I can't stop watching this

veinarmor — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:07:42 -0000

Dammit! Man. I'm thinkin' of tracking you down and taking a dump on yer porch for posting this. What is it? I've lost like 18 seconds of my life trying to figure what they're doing. A rice dance to appease the harvest gods? Some clever plot to avoid taking a slave-wage job making Chinese Mr. Coffee pots? Crimany! This borders on being unforgivable. I'm gonna quit visiting if you keep doing things like this to me. ...can't a man do some idle web surfing without encountering things like this...I already put my foot through the television, am I gonna have to toss a concrete block through my satellite as well. Oh the humanity! Heh!

Re: A Pile Of Blog - While I am extremely impressed with how well...

veinarmor — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:57:00 -0000

The key to product placement is to never buy anything. I keep purchases to a bare minimum, saltines, sardines, rum. That we are a' country, nation, dictatorship? of fucking morons' is a given. Witness the billion dollar race to get a 400,000 dollar-a-year job? A minimalist existence, a minimalist exposure to officially sanctioned buffoonery, and maximum willingness to laugh at their circus-clown machinations guarantees good mental health. Railing against the tide of imbecility can be exhilarating as long as it is undertaken with no wishful hopes of making a difference—therein lies despair. Har! (I added a link to this assemblage of fulminations to my website www.veinarmor.com) Heh! Notice my clever use of product placement.