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Re: Mike. - This afternoon’s power nap.

vanillamonkee — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 06:46:31 -0000

This photo makes me wish I was a couch.

Re: supersonic electronic

vanillamonkee — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:36:20 -0000

I've reserved my 'most horrible song of all fucking time' slot for 'Hey Micki" by Toni Basil..but I must say...this one almost bumped her out.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: The Chick That Fucked Me Just To Spite Her Friend

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:53:24 -0000

Frightening. There is indeed a "box-block".

Box Block

When a girl blocks another girl from picking up a guy or from getting laid by a guy.
Sandy tried to pick Tom up and she was box blocked by Lana.

Re: The Chick That Fucked Me Just To Spite Her Friend

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:50:19 -0000

I think this is officially referred to in the Urban Dictionary as a "cock-block". I cannot express to you how horrified I am that I can even refer to an entry in Urban Dictionary. Although, the actual "cock-block" might be male friend to male friend...hmmmmmm...I have to put some thought into this. Is there such a thing as a "box-blocker"? I'll go look. In the meantime, here's the definition with some interesting "real-time" conversation examples

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When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!
"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

Re: The Hair Down There

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:44:47 -0000

Oh..my...god. Nests are for birds. Unless you have a robin in your panties...shave.

Re: The Lawyer I Dated, And The Joke That Ended It

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:40:16 -0000

Well...I just laughed. (but then again... I don't have cum on my face) Although I still think I would have laughed. Regardless.

Maybe it's one of those "you had to be there" jokes? . :)

Re: Kickin it "Friendly Style", And Why Women Make Me Fucking Insane

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:33:18 -0000

(sigh) Sometimes I'm embarrassed to have a vagina. Here's my take..if you get the "string" call..it's because you have potential but you're maybe a rung below someone else on the list. You've been reduced to a back-up pre-bootie call. Good god. Even I'm depressed reading this..and I'm on medication. The good news is...quite obviously..you ARE attractive..which is why you're getting these calls. Maybe it would be even more upsetting to get zero response? Not sure about that one. Either way..women are fucking crazy and a hard cock has no conscience...so really...it evens out. Maybe.

Re: supersonic electronic

vanillamonkee — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:19:44 -0000

Well....wow.

Re: residue

vanillamonkee — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:54:02 -0000

Ahhh the romance and enigmatic pull of something or someone embracing both you and your issues in one rapturous moment. Although, I think what rises above, the person who truly matters long term, is the person who calls you on your own shit, holds up a mirror, and makes it feel less scary to see the "you" reflected back. Having someone embrace your "issues" is like being held tightly in a womb, the amniotic fluid will eventually fill your lungs and make it nearly impossible to breathe without the assistance of the host you've come to depend on for nourishment. It is the essence of being alone, really. It just doesn't feel that way initially...because you can hear a familiar heart beating in the background.

It looks like you're here...and she's not...for whatever reason. Doesn't matter why, how or even if it was fair that she is not here anymore. It doesn't matter if she was an angel who came to live for a time to teach you a fundamental lesson....or something much darker disguised as light. The important thing is that you're breathing on your own now. Maybe for the first time, maybe not. But you're doing it. Breathing in one breath at a time, one day at a time, one moment at a time. You're here...and you've earned your place in this world. It's not just about surviving..it's about living. Breathe, smile, laugh, love. Repeat.

Much love ~~

~S~