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Re: O Review: B For Bonnie

"Cyrano Jones" — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 15:34:21 -0000

Definitely bad on our part for not catching it in the first place. Just because we don't like something doesn't mean we should be nasty about it. We'll endeavor to be better in the future.

Re: August 2014 O Grrl of the Month: Alektra Blue_01

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 08:38:44 -0000

Alektra is the best!

Re: July 2014 O Grrl of the Month: Ash Hollywood_01

"Cyrano Jones" — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 11:49:11 -0000

Ash is always delightful.

Re: 20 Movies

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 05 Jul 2013 15:00:01 -0000

Every movie he's in is better for his presence.

Re: 20 Movies

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 05 Jul 2013 13:05:36 -0000

Paul Haggis' Crash is boring. Cronenberg's Crash has Elias Koteas. Elias Koteas is the best.

Re: They Don’t Fuck on Film, But They Should

"Cyrano Jones" — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 14:21:37 -0000

If there was Kat Dennings porn, I would quit all other porn. That would be it for me. I'd be happy. Porn would have reached its climax (ha) for me and could get no better.

Re: 20 Movies

"Cyrano Jones" — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 09:36:44 -0000

Good list. I have or love most of these. The "why I hate Christmas" story from Gremlins is one of the best moments in all of movies.

Have you seen Cronenberg's movie called Crash? It's about a group of people who get aroused by car crashes. Worth a look.

Favorites from my collection that don't crossover with your list:
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Producers
Robocop
Angel Heart
The Devil's Rejects
Die Hard
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
Hot Fuzz
The Big Lebowski
Re-Animator
La Feme Nikita
Superbad

Re: Funny People

"Cyrano Jones" — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 09:25:33 -0000

In no particular order:

1. Bill Hicks
2. Patton Oswalt
3. Maria Bamford
4. Amy Schumer
5. Louis C.K.

Re: 10 Reasons I’m Un-Dateable

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:52:55 -0000

There goes my 5 year plan ...

Re: Ash Hollywood 057

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 03:24:18 -0000

This is one of my favorite sets.

Re: Penis

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:20:41 -0000

You also seem to be assuming you're going to have some porn stud penile stamina here, which is cool. But yeah, by the time you hit 11 you're going to be running a little dry. Might want to move that one up. You want to get them with a good load.

Also, don't forget to buy lots of lube for these plans. You don't want to chafe. That sucks (in the bad way). And playing through the pain ... take it from someone who has ... it's not really worth it.

Time to get someone to make you a realistic prosthetic dick. I want to see "Ash Wakes Up with a Cock: The Movie."

Re: Adult Pre-K and Kindergarten

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:09:50 -0000

As long as there is nap time, I'm all for it.

Re: The Beauty and the Breast Reduction

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:09:17 -0000

It's funny other people take so much offense to it. If they want bigger breasts they can go and get their own (I'm including the men there).

Re: Audrey&Me_23

"Cyrano Jones" — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 13:08:00 -0000

You should've said yes.

Re: Top 20 Countdown of Cinematic Sex Scenes

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:56:36 -0000

All awesome choices. Though, as great as Superbad is (and it is great), the virgin scene in Jennifer's Body is better (for other reasons, it's touching ... and not in the bad touch way).

Re: Things Are About To Get Real Bad

"Cyrano Jones" — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 10:14:35 -0000

Yay! Love that miss Bentley! So happy to see her find a home at Juliland!

Re: Happy Birthday to me!

"Cyrano Jones" — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:33:04 -0000

Thanks!

Re: Posts

"Cyrano Jones" — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 13:19:03 -0000

Yeah, it seems to me like the feature wasn't tested fully before deployment (I did software QA forever ago and I would never have let something so buggy be released). What annoys me about the whole thing is there are no updates on the Tumblr Staff blog about the problems being experienced with the new queue and how they are going to fix them.

Re: blogoporno.com

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:05:52 -0000

No problem.

Re: http://blogoporno.com/post/1091815241

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:03:24 -0000

You can never go wrong with Jayme Langford.

Re: http://blogoporno.com/post/1053572622

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:47:22 -0000

Adrienne is absolutely gorgeous.

Re: http://blogoporno.com/post/1058742042

"Cyrano Jones" — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:46:00 -0000

I used to worry about the size of my dick. Then, I had a girlfriend who gagged while giving me head with it not all the way in. After that I didn't worry so much. She had a small mouth but I just ignore that fact.

Re: http://blogoporno.com/post/1042488686

"Cyrano Jones" — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:58:18 -0000

She is pretty damn fantastic. :)

Re: http://jmblack.tumblr.com/post/964539824

"Cyrano Jones" — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:40:41 -0000

Your usage of "'Nuff said" always reminds me of Marvel comic books from the 70s/80s I had a fondness for reading when I was a teenager.

Re: http://blogoporno.com/post/913754674

"Cyrano Jones" — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:58:21 -0000

Absolutely, I do love a muscular lady.