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Re: THE MOST ENTREPRENEURIAL WHITE HOUSE EVER? Donald Trump is weighing an advisory role for the Tesla l

texascarl — Thu, 30 May 2024 13:18:45 -0000

'Put-it-in-my-Butt'igig

Re: OPEN THREAD: Ring out the long weekend.

texascarl — Tue, 28 May 2024 01:06:46 -0000

Fire torpedos! Prepare for boarding!

Re: OPEN THREAD: Ring out the long weekend.

texascarl — Tue, 28 May 2024 01:05:33 -0000

Sure he does. And even tho I'm almost 70...I'm still on his hit list. May his penis break off and he bleeds to death at the glory hole.

Re: OPEN THREAD: Ring out the long weekend.

texascarl — Tue, 28 May 2024 01:04:24 -0000

Good luck Hebrews. Whip some commie sandy asss.

Re: OPEN THREAD: Ring out the long weekend.

texascarl — Tue, 28 May 2024 01:02:52 -0000

In 1814 we took a little trip along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans. Well we fired our guns and the British kept a comin', but there wasn't nigh as many as there was the time before. We fired once more and they began to running, down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico...

Re: POSITIVELY TRUMPIAN: Joe Biden will double, triple and quadruple tariffs on some Chinese goods, with

texascarl — Tue, 14 May 2024 09:31:23 -0000

FJB!

Re: WELL, GOOD: https://twitter.com/BillMelugin_/status/1789446665029746997

texascarl — Sat, 11 May 2024 22:28:41 -0000

The queers for Palestine'll have to change their name to 'Queers frequently rump humped in Jail for Palestine'. or - "Buttholes for the Holy Land"

Re: THE NEW SPACE RACE: China launches its first medium Earth orbit broadband satellites.

texascarl — Thu, 09 May 2024 23:54:34 -0000

Best curry powder is all I've got to say.

Re: UNTIL THE NEXT ONE: Joe Biden Tells His Biggest Whopper About Inflation Yet.

texascarl — Thu, 09 May 2024 19:59:57 -0000

I've always said head-sniffin' Joe Biden can't help being a lying sack of Obama.

Re: OPEN THREAD: Do your thing.

texascarl — Sat, 27 Apr 2024 22:28:21 -0000

https://www.msn.com/en-us/m...

Re: DISPATCHES FROM WEIMAR CANADA: Ontario Man Demands Gov't Pay for Surgery to Make Him Appear Both Mal

texascarl — Thu, 04 Apr 2024 16:05:30 -0000

Nothing good ever began with "Ontario man demands..."

Re: OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

texascarl — Wed, 03 Apr 2024 23:06:05 -0000

Not raining. So...dry hump day!

Re: GOOD POINT: https://twitter.com/TomCottonAR/status/1773739140573438034

texascarl — Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:31:42 -0000

Don't expect 'common sense' from head-sniffin' Joe Biden. It ain't happening.

Re: ORIGIN STORY: SUPERHERO, OR SUPERVILLAIN? Scientists Put Tardigrade Proteins Into Human Cells. Her

texascarl — Fri, 29 Mar 2024 19:22:50 -0000

Tardyman...a day late and a dollar short. I wonder if he insists on sniffing pre-teen girls hair? No, that's retardyman. My bad.

Re: BACK TO THE FUTURE: Return of the lever-action gun. "Like the shotgun, the lever gun has a long, s

texascarl — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 22:52:27 -0000

And I've never seen the gun store run of of .30-30 ammo.

Re: BACK TO THE FUTURE: Return of the lever-action gun. "Like the shotgun, the lever gun has a long, s

texascarl — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 22:47:50 -0000

Good enough for 'The Wild Bunch', good enough for me.

Re: WELL, GOOD: A Universal Antivenom For Snake Bites Is Closer Than Ever to Reality. Actually, it's o

texascarl — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 22:18:15 -0000

Kick out their teeth BEFORE they can bite you!

Re: WELL, GOOD: A Universal Antivenom For Snake Bites Is Closer Than Ever to Reality. Actually, it's o

texascarl — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 22:16:31 -0000

And they stuff the ballot box with fake democrat votes, too.

Re: WELL, GOOD: A Universal Antivenom For Snake Bites Is Closer Than Ever to Reality. Actually, it's o

texascarl — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 22:09:16 -0000

Everybody gets at least one 'weird phobia'. Me, I don't like octogenarian swindlers who like to sniff 10 year old girl's hair.

Re: WELL, GOOD: A Universal Antivenom For Snake Bites Is Closer Than Ever to Reality. Actually, it's o

texascarl — Wed, 06 Mar 2024 22:06:32 -0000

Neurotoxic? Why does that remind me of my ex-wife?

Re: HMM: Study finds daily fiber supplement improves older adults' brain function in just 12 weeks.

texascarl — Sun, 03 Mar 2024 18:26:28 -0000

Avocados. Seriously.

Re: SOONER OR LATER YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY: Gavin Newsom's California Model is Collapsing:

texascarl — Sat, 02 Mar 2024 21:07:29 -0000

But...but...Governor Newsom has such a nice haircut! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

No, I guess it doesn't.

Re: DON'T GET COCKY: Gas export pause could scramble Biden’s chances in Pennsylvania. Democrats and

texascarl — Tue, 27 Feb 2024 12:49:55 -0000

I'm still wary of the 'F**king Idiots for Biden' voters - the one's too dumb to pull their hand back out of the boiling water. Head-sniffin' Joe's got them all hooked. Even the dead ones.

Re: OPEN THREAD: Happy Friday.

texascarl — Sat, 13 Jan 2024 00:26:30 -0000

I can't get away from the narcolepsy foot wart ads. 4 wart ads at the same time on here. I can't get away from them, and they creep me out.

Re: OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

texascarl — Wed, 10 Jan 2024 22:01:14 -0000

Please lose the photos of feet with black warts and 'narcolepsy'. They're gross and I can't turn them off.