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Re: And then they'll say they never saw it coming

Stormy Petrel — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:37:19 -0000

The province paper reports yesterday,

“Real-estate prices rising rapidly”

Tell me again, R/E prices are collapsing.

Being priced out of the market is the price you dolts that thought the grade nine crowds had something to say.

Re: And then they'll say they never saw it coming

Stormy Petrel — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:55:13 -0000

My dear renters, good morning.

CBC reports,

TSX above 12000
Consumer spending binge for this Christmas.
Housing starts up, to 174500 units in December, up 10000 from November.

The slimy racist reports,

Phoenix R/E down 57% his link shows 12.5% he is a liar.

Yours truly reports

Affordability

16% Atlanta
63% LA.

http://www.housingtracker.n...

The price of ignorance is eternal renting.

I am loving it.

Re: And then they'll say they never saw it coming

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:34:23 -0000

Global reports tonight. Real estate market too hot: Analysts John Morrissy , Financial Post: Friday, January 8, 2010 4:16 PM OTTAWA — As Canada's red-hot real estate market shows no signs of slowing down in 2010, analysts are beginning to caution some buyers that their best move may be to step to the sidelines. Yet rock-bottom borrowing costs continue to lure buyers, and investors are rushing in — despite a shortage of listings — for fear that if they don't get into the market now, they'll miss their chance.

Cool Eh.

Re: And then they'll say they never saw it coming

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:24:36 -0000

On this day, 1964 US president Lynden Johnson declared war on poverty.
The rental crowd declared Gorilla war on Johnson and won.

Then, on this day in 1987 the Dow Jones Industrial Average toped 2000. The rental crowd again rebelled and declared the numbers a capitalistic plot and mere fabrications of the realtors.

Long live poverty.

Re: And then they'll say they never saw it coming

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:49:46 -0000

CBC reports tonight,

“Housing market 'unusually strong': Royal LePage
A new Royal LePage survey predicts Canada's residential real estate market will remain "unusually strong" through the first half of 2010.
A new Royal LePage survey predicts Canada's residential real estate market will remain "unusually strong" through the first half of 2010. (CBC)
As confidence in the economic recovery grows, average prices are likely to increase, the real estate agency says.”

Can you hear the diatribe emanating from slimy racist Squidly, the same that called madam White a whore, “it is not true, it cannot be, and no one asked my permission for this turn of events.”

One has to be deranged to deny the obvious, which is ,Canadian R/E is going up, inventory is down, and you are now priced out of the market.

The End

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:16:43 -0000

Hey racist slime, do not forget you called Madam White a whore on this blog.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:04:05 -0000

The grade nine loser writes

“i was branded a nut and a conspiracy theory nut..”

Hello racist slime, you are a nut and conspiracy theorist.

Show me any credible evidence to substantiate this conspiracy theory of yours. For that matter, the same challenge is offered to the rest of you basement dwellers.
What you are suggesting is actually illegal in this country.

You have any Idea the scale of people involvement, complexity of organizing, then keeping secret your stupid idea. Go and get some fresh air, you have been sitting in your own flatulence far to long.
You freeloaders are simply too ignorant for words.

Show me the evidence.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:09:06 -0000

CBC reports.

“Iceland in turmoil after reneging on debt
EU membership in doubt after president vetoes bill to pay back $5.7B loan.”

Isn’t that just so mean, EU membership revoked. What will Iceland do without EU membership? This is catastrophic for Iceland, right. Wrong.

Remember the 1980’s and when All south American countries, Eastern European countries, and NY city reneging on the world bank loans.

The same principals applies to individuals walking out on an unmanageable personal dept, Canada does not have debtor prisons.

If one were to think about dept rationally, the risk is 100% lender born.

In conclusion; buy, sink, walk, sleep well, you stiffed the bank.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 10:55:58 -0000

CBC reports

U.S. pending home sales slump

The Associated Press

The number of buyers who agreed to purchase previously occupied U.S. homes fell sharply in November, an indication that sales will fall this winter, undermining last summer's recovery.
The National Association of Realtors says its seasonally adjusted index of sales agreements fell 16 per cent from October to a November reading of 96.
The index of home resale activity dropped to its lowest level since June 2009. (M. Spencer Green/Associated Press)
It was the first decline following nine straight months of gains and the lowest reading since June.
The drop was far larger than the two per cent expected from economists surveyed by Thomson Reuters.

Canadian R/E is in a free fall and will be free next week.
The day of reckoning is next Tuesday.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:29:12 -0000

OK you big money accumulators its past 1:01 PM pacific time

Lighten up; I want to buy another rental today.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21.. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects

Ta Ta.

Tallyho.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:56:55 -0000

My dearest rental crowd

Is it 1:01 pm in your part of this wonderfully Bountiful country yet.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 10:16:25 -0000

CBC reports this morning;

7:15 am

"CEOs paid 174 times more than average worker: report
The average pay packet of Canada's 100 highest-paid CEOs hit more than $7.3 million in 2008, a new report by the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives has found.
The average compensation of the 100 richest CEOs was 174 times more than that of the typical worker in 2008. (Canadian Press)
The $7,352,895 figure is 174 times more than the average wage of the typical Canadian worker.
"To put that in perspective, Canadians will work full-time throughout the year to earn the national average of $42,305," the report's author, Hugh Mackenzie, said.
"The top 100 CEOs pocket that amount by 1:01 p.m. on Jan. 4 — the first working day of the year."

This is as it should be. The higher the risk to higher the rewards.

A freeloader living in the parents’ windowless basement who is incapable of contributing to our society in a meaning full way deserves nothing.

How is your poverty coming along EH? How is your bipolar denial of current events?

This is going to be a great year for income producing speculation, losers.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 12:09:10 -0000

Beware landlords; we have amongst our ranks a provocateur, a treat to our collective gravy train;

Das Auto writes

“of such as own career upgrade/move, higher education”

That type of information must be censored; the rental crowd must not see a way out of there eternal damnation.The light at the end of the tunnel is death.

We landlords need the money that is so easily acquired. Sophia wants new shoes. My Aircraft needs new tires on the landing gear.

We must organize and destroy Das Auto’s keyboard and if does not silence this agent of common sense disconnect his hydro at the pole.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:44:09 -0000

CBC News reports;

“TSX gains 30.7% in 2009
Biggest 1-year advance in 26 years
Last Updated: Thursday, December 31, 2009 | 5:27 PM ET
The benchmark index of the Toronto Stock Exchange ended a wildly volatile 2009 with a gain of more than 30 per cent on the year.
The S&P/TSX composite index gained 28 points Thursday to end the year at 11,746.11. That's up 30.7 per cent from a year ago — the best one-year gain for the TSX since 1983 — and represents a stunning 57 per cent rise from the depths of the March 9 market bottom of 7,479.”

So much for the loser rental crowd and there ignorant economic prognostications.
However not all is lost, do not cut your collective wrists, as a group you have just bought eternal poverty.

LandLORDS the country over love the ignorant they are the endless cash flow.

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:49:14 -0000

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have yourself a great new year while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

Ta Ta

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:11:05 -0000

Slimy and stupid Squidly walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad wrap for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.'

Diagnosis Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Uhm – no loser

Re: Alice in the Wonderland continued....

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:24:13 -0000

Friends’ fans gentle readers.

Read it on Global News

“Albertans accused of beating blind man to death”

A man who is part of the victims extended family said.

"Anyone who does that to a blind man must be crazy,"

Allegedly, the perpetrator of this heinous crime is none other than our very own card carrying Commie. Jsan.

He was heard insanely screaming at the victim

“You did not consult with me before buying this house” hundreds of times. A ranting not dissimilar to tonguing

Is there any doubt Alberta is going to rack and ruin?

Re: China Bust Scenario

Stormy Petrel — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:14:34 -0000

Dedicated to that ultra sophisticated Antzi.

Who hails from the Ukrainian region “Chernobyl”
Where the WHO claims has the lowest apgar score in the world.

A Husband and Wife were shopping at the grocery store. The wife takes off shopping and Antzi is looking for her.
He starts calling out "Crisco, Crisco".
The store manager walks by and says "Sir the Crisco is in the baking aisle which is aisle # 6."
Antzi replies, "Oh I dont want to buy no Crisco, Im just calling the wife".
The store manager says, "Is that her real name?" and the husband replies, "No that is what I call her when we are out in public".
"So what do you call her when you at home?"

"Lard ass".

Re: China Bust Scenario

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:08:39 -0000

Every time we raise an issue as above, we hear the same old rejoinders: "That's so outdated!" "You're a cavewoman!" "It isn't the 1950s anymore!" Embedded in each and every one of these, of course, is the assumption that the ways of the past are somehow inferior, that we are on a steady course of self-betterment -- but is this true?
Of course not.

Re: China Bust Scenario

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:44:13 -0000

I say bullshit to the above. You are far too dim-witted .

The closest you get to warm water is you tub which hopefully at the lip you have a plugged in radio.

Re: China Bust Scenario

Stormy Petrel — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:34:43 -0000

Read it on Global News:

"Personal taxes made up 20.5 per cent of the average household budget in 2008, with shelter totaling 19.9 per cent. Transportation amounted to 13.6 per cent and food 10.4 per cent.
The largest spenders last year were in Alberta, at $86,910, followed by Ontario, at $77,310."

It has always puzzled me why the Canadian taxpayer has bent over for the ever-grasping tax collector. 20.5 % of total taxpayer spending going to the freeloading faceless bureaucrats. I say,
“Rise up and chuck of the shackles of fiscal oppression.”

Most households are double income. Some are even DINKS that give the average Albertan $173820 to spend.
OH MY GOD, at 4 times multiple that qualifies this couple for a $ 700,000 mortgage. At a more sensible multiplier of 6, this couple has $1million for R/E to play with.

My dearest Renters tell me again that Calgary R/E is expensive and of course, you have “NOT” been priced out of the R/E market forever.

Re: Yet another voice on Bubble

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:08:59 -0000

Friends, Fans, Gentle reader.

You are witnessing the psychological disintegration of the rental class.
It appears they have finally realized the light at the end of the tunnel is in fact a new fiscal paradigm.

They have been priced out of the market forever.

They finally realize they are back to their place of origin, that is, relegated to the untermenschen class. At best, employees in the dishwashing trade.

As example, Antzy below.

As squidly he has a grade nine education, is unemployable, and rents a windowless basement unit.

The canary informs me today that Antzy has depleted his Eveready supply, not allowing him to recharge his vitamin d deficiency. As a consequence of this deficiency, He suffers from erectile dysfunction. He has not ejaculated for 437 days.

He looks positively disgusting, his bugged out eyes are counter rotating , his pores oozing what looks suspiciously as ejaculate of tapioca consistency .
As we all know, chronic vitamin D deficiency leads to the loss of sphincter control. He has defecated uncontrollably for months and has as we write diarrhea dripping down his grotesquely fat leg.

Folk’ interpreting simple information wrongly due to ignorance has lead to this horrible and socially repugnant situation for these major losers.

Will someone please go over to Antzi’s stinky dump with an armload of Eveready batteries? He is in deep shit.

Re: Yet another voice on Bubble

Stormy Petrel — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:26:17 -0000

Nfnnln writes

“Well, not unless you expect to spend all your free time blogging and masterbating rather then doing to worthwhile stuff.”

First, masterbating is spelled masturbating.

Secondly, a renter cannot masturbate more than once a week due to the inherent Vitamin D deficiency.

These basement dweller , for example Antzi, never see daylight for months at a time subsequently the best he can do is shine a flash light onto his genitals for pretend erotic stimulus.

Re: Yet another voice on Bubble

Stormy Petrel — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:05:53 -0000

Atzi Atzi such anger from such an uneducated loser of a renter.

May I suggest you take a warm bath with your radio nearby?

Re: Yet another voice on Bubble

Stormy Petrel — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:54:40 -0000

From above

“Canadian family income as a whole ("families of 2 persons or more") is allegedly $70,000 (approximately.) The average house price? $325,000.
That's a multiple of 4.64, or dramatically into bubble territory (the maximum for affordable housing is roughly 3x, so this is 154% of the maximum!)”

Show me where 3x income or any other multiple is a credible the formula to determine affordability of R/E and is in fact applicable to today’s economy in any way.

The bank will issue a mortgage on any multiple.

Look at the Vancouver sales were a 10x multiple is the new reality.
Try to remember, I know it is extremely difficult for the resident knuckle dragging Neanderthals; this number is manufactured bullshit,
There is no mention of any relationship to today’s pecuniary reality.