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Re: Shepard Smith Chews Out 'Moscow Mitch': 'Russians Are Attacking Us'

shinnagare — Tue, 30 Jul 2019 12:43:31 -0000

One of my favorite new comedians is Brent Terhune, who has a redneck character that videos all kinds of rants about politics. He plays a huge conservative in the videos, but he always manages to argue in a way that makes conservatives look like idiots.

In my favorite one, he starts listing things we could buy with money saved from budget cuts:
"We could buy Mitch McConnell a set of fangs to go with that venom sack he's got hanging down there on his neck."

If you haven't seen Brent Terhune, you need to check out his videos.

Re: Dictator-in-Chief Tells Right Wing Youth Group 'I Have The Right' To Be A Dictator

shinnagare — Wed, 24 Jul 2019 14:34:53 -0000

This is the sort of thing that caused Jesus to change his middle name to "Fucking."

Re: Michele Bachmann: 'No More Godly President' Than Trump

shinnagare — Wed, 17 Apr 2019 13:25:23 -0000

I know of at least two Corinthians who disagree with her.

Re: Quack Economist Blames Obama For Great Recession

shinnagare — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 13:45:09 -0000

If he had done even the slightest bit of research, he would have discovered the Great Recession was caused because Dubya kept pronouncing "terrorists" as "terrist."

Re: 'The Power Of The President Will Not Be Questioned!' -- President Miller

shinnagare — Tue, 09 Apr 2019 14:37:05 -0000

Actually, I'll question the power of the president if I want to, boy. And I'll also question if an accurate diagnosis has ever been made on your obvious case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Re: Trump's 'Jexodus' Tweet Shows He's The Commander In Disgrace

shinnagare — Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:09:11 -0000

I have it on very good authority that every breed of dog will instinctively bite any fully-grown adult who tries to pet them with tiny hands.

Re: Just Some White Supremacist Teenagers At Spain Park HS In Alabama — NBD

shinnagare — Wed, 06 Mar 2019 17:21:18 -0000

I live in Alabama, so I've grown up around people like this all my life. I would be willing to bet these kids have parents and grandparents who call African-Americans "niggers" because "They call themselves that. Why can't I?"

My response to that is they also call each other "brother" or "sister." Why don't these racist assholes call them that?

Re: Fox News Viewers Attack 'Traitor' Chris Wallace After He Grills Limbaugh And Stephen Miller

shinnagare — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 10:16:52 -0000

These tweets are a clear indication that conservative voters have no idea what journalism is. They seem to think a network should provide news that is agreeable to their audience demographic, the truth be damned.
I'm glad they're pissed off. I hope they have a fucking stroke over this.

Re: Chris Wallace Smacks Down Stephen Miller For Immigration Lies: 'It's Always A Challenge Interviewing You'

shinnagare — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 10:09:42 -0000

I'm telling ya, he has the look of someone born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Re: Snotty Matthew Whitaker Tells Judiciary Chairman 'Your Five Minutes Are Up'

shinnagare — Sat, 09 Feb 2019 11:54:39 -0000

That smug look on his face after his comment is typical of conservative assholes all over this country. They think they say something that owns the liberals, and then they get all self-satisfied. Bunch of fucking third graders.

Re: Trump Complains How Much Being POTUS Is Costing His Company

shinnagare — Fri, 01 Feb 2019 13:04:39 -0000

If his businesses were in a blind trust like they should be, he wouldn't know how much money he's losing.

Re: AOC Shows Sarah Sanders Why Using Religion To Deny Climate Change Is Stupid In Two Tweets

shinnagare — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 14:03:56 -0000

I talked to God the other night about how some of his "believers" are acting like total jerks, and he/she/it confided to me that Addendum 1 to the New Testament is currently in the works, and will be published sometime this year. I was allowed a brief sneak peek, and it goes something like this:

"All ye who believeth in the Lord either stop acting like total dickwads or the Lord vows to smite the fuck out of all who refuse."

Re: GOP Rep. Compares Immigrants To Animals: 'Keep The Critters Out!'

shinnagare — Wed, 23 Jan 2019 16:04:31 -0000

I'm sick to death of this stupid argument that we have walls on our houses to keep "bad people" out. If walls worked the way they claim, then why does every house in a walled-in, gated community have walls? I'll tell you why. It's to keep the rain, and the snow, and the wind, and the cold and heat outside. Not to mention to hold the damn roof up.

According to their argument, "bad people" don't invade houses because they don't know how to enter through door and windows.

Re: AG Nominee Can Imagine Jailing Reporters 'Who Hurt The Country'

shinnagare — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 13:41:07 -0000

"...as a last resort?" WTF?
How long until that last resort becomes the first option?

Re: Fox's Gregg Jarrett: FBI Should Be ‘Halted In Its Tracks And Reorganized And Replaced’

shinnagare — Wed, 16 Jan 2019 12:03:44 -0000

Let's make sure this video clip gets stored in a vault, so that when the next Democratic president gets investigated (believe me, the Repugs will investigate EVERYTHING they can think of), we can ask Jarrett if he still believes the FBI should be reorganized and replaced.

Who am I kidding? We all know what his answer will be.

Re: BREAKING: Michael Cohen Sentenced To Three Years In Prison

shinnagare — Wed, 12 Dec 2018 12:51:58 -0000

Buttery males!!

Re: Rex Tillerson Speaks Out About Trump's Ignorance Of Law

shinnagare — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 17:00:34 -0000

So, basically, President Dunning-Kruger Effect is pretty much exactly like the average Republican voter:
1. Not as smart as they think they are
2. Don't read much
3. Have no understanding of how government works

Re: Limbaugh: Media's Praise Of Bush Is Conspiracy To Destroy Trump

shinnagare — Fri, 07 Dec 2018 15:27:35 -0000

Hello Rush. I'm from the Federation of Oxycontin (FOX). Are you already out of that two-year supply that we gave you last month?

Re: Corey Lewandowski: 'CNN Does Not Have One On-Air Talent That Could Be Considered Conservative'

shinnagare — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 14:13:04 -0000

Womp-fucking-womp, asshole.

Re: Study: Men Supporting Trump Suffer From Fragile Masculinity

shinnagare — Fri, 30 Nov 2018 17:08:04 -0000

This study is such utter bullshit. I mean, aren't we liberals supposed to be the snowflakes? Well, they can have my "snowflake" nickname when they pry it from my cold, dead hands. And by the way, my hands are bigger than theirs.

Re: Lou Dobbs Has A Sadz About Jim Acosta Getting His Hard Pass Back

shinnagare — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 14:04:28 -0000

You mad, Lou?

You sound mad.

Re: Republican In Mississippi Doubles Down On Racism

shinnagare — Wed, 14 Nov 2018 14:18:48 -0000

This is yet another example of the justification for our state motto/sigh of relief here in Alabama: "Thank God for Mississippi."
Next to them, we don't look near as uneducated, poor, overweight, and unhealthy as we really are. Or as racist.

Re: Don't Let The GOPers Kid You: Last Night Was A Blue Wave

shinnagare — Wed, 07 Nov 2018 12:07:25 -0000

Things from my perspective would have been much better if Mo Brooks had lost. Alabama has enough to be embarrassed about without his stupid input.

You remember Mo, don't you? He's the one who suggested ocean levels were rising because of rocks falling into them.

Re: Pat Robertson Says Watching Porn Is Committing Adultery

shinnagare — Tue, 06 Nov 2018 13:17:01 -0000

Pat's just upset because his wife watches porn and won't let him watch over her shoulder.

Re: SNL Cold Open: Laura Ingraham Reports On The Caravan For Fox News

shinnagare — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 13:56:40 -0000

I like to call him Sheriff Resting Bitch Face.