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Re: Android Is As Open As The Clenched Fist I’d Like To Punch The Carriers With

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:52:59 -0000

WAIT. SO GOOGLE GIVE ALL POWER TO COMPANIES EVERYONE AGREE ARE GREEDY AND EVIL, AND GOOGLEBOIS ALL CRY WHEN SOMEONE POINT OUT THEY DO GREEDY AND EVIL THINGS WITH POWER? IT NOT TAKE BRAIN SIZE OF PEA TO EXPECT THAT!

ME NEED SIGN SAY "OPEN SOURCE" AND "ME NOT EVIL." TECHCRUNCH TEACH ME THAT ALL ME NEED TO DO ANYTHING ME WANT, AND HAVE EVERYONE THINK IT GREATEST THING EVER.

Re: Don’t Blame Media, Blame the Media-Audience Infinite Loop

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:59:28 -0000

THIS SIMPLE MATH. MOST PEOPLE STUPID. MAKE EVERYONE REPORTERS, MOST NEWS BECOME STUPID. ONCE MOST NEWS STUPID, IT MAKE EVERYONE EVEN MORE STUPID. REPEAT UNTIL WORLD OVER.

Re: Android Might Be Top Mobile OS Globally By 2014 [REPORT]

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:31:49 -0000

WHICH KIND ANDROID TAKE OVER WORLD? CRAPPY VERIZON KIND, CRAPPY SPRINT KIND, OR SOME CRAPPY NEW KIND THAT NOT WORK WITH OTHER KINDS?

Re: Reserve Your Name At About.Me

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:35:49 -0000

HOORAY. SOMEONE INVENT ANOTHER NEW VERSION OF FACEBOOK, GET STORY ON TECHCRUNCH. NEXT WEEKEND ME INVENT NEW VERSION OF FACEBOOK AND EMAIL, GET TWO STORIES ON TECHCRUNCH, BE HAILED AS SMARTEST ROBOT DINOSAUR EVER!

Re: 5 Popular Startups and How They Got Funding

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 17:07:37 -0000

WAIT. HOW GOT FUNDING IS "ANGEL ROUNDS AND VC"? US ALREADY KNOW THAT! YOU OUTSOURCE HEADLINE TO CHINA, OR JUST BAD WRITER?

Re: ShopIgniter Helps Retailers Set Up Shop On Facebook

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:29:07 -0000

ME SURE KEEPING SEPARATE DATABASE OF INVENTORY NOT BE BIG PROBLEM, DEFINITELY NOT TURN THIS INTO TOTAL FAIL. JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER THING EVER THAT FORCE ANYONE TO MAINTAIN MIRRORED DATA IN COMPLETELY SEPARATE SYSTEMS.

GLAD ME HAVE BRAIN SIZE OF PEA, OTHERWISE ME MIGHT SEE GIANT OBVIOUS FLAW IN THIS PLAN.

Re: Scribd Redesign Is An Attempt To Become A “Social Network For Reading”

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:43:02 -0000

ME THINK YOU USE WRONG TITLE. SHOULD BE "SCIBD ATTEMPT TO BECOME RELEVANT, FAIL BECAUSE IT NOT 2008".

MAYBE NEXT IT BECOME AUGMENTED REALITY FOR READING, OR READING IN 3D, THAT GUARANTEED TO BE BIG HIT.

Re: Android Gains Market Share on Everyone Else [REPORT]

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:05:22 -0000

GOOGLE PLAN TO FLOOD MARKET WITH BAD PHONES HUGE SUCCESS, IT GIVE THEM LOTS MORE PEOPLE TO STEAL DATA FROM.

Re: Now that the Recession Officially Ended….Whatever Happened to that Other Shoe?

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:45:15 -0000

ME GRIMLOCK HAVE YOUR JOB NOW? IT CLEAR ME AM BETTER WRITER, ME ONLY BE CLUELESS ASS WHEN ME DO IT ON PURPOSE.

Re: Peter Thiel Has New Initiative To Pay Kids To “Stop Out Of School”

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:16:36 -0000

THIS GREAT. IT ENCOURAGE LOTS OF KIDS DROP OUT, EVEN IF THEM NOT GET SCHOLARSHIP. THEN US NOT GET NEW INVENTIONS AND CURE FOR CANCER. WHO NEED STUPID SCIENCE, US HAVE MORE STARTUPS FOR SHARE PICTURES OF CATS AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT US EAT FOR LUNCH.

THAT DEFINITELY FUTURE ME AM EXCITED TO LIVE IN SOME DAY.

Re: #NewTwitter Was Going To Be Less Ambitious, But CEO Ev Williams Wanted More

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:45:53 -0000

IF TWITTER KEEP UP BLISTERING PACE OF STEALING IDEAS FROM COMPANIES USING THEM API, IT BECOME REALLY USEFUL IN FEW YEARS.

Re: Our New Parent, AOL, Confirms Our Scoop On Them Buying Thing Labs

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:48:43 -0000

THIS GREAT. NOW YOU WANT BREAK STORY, IT EASY. YOU JUST WALK ACROSS HALL, ASK OTHER AOL EMPLOYEES WHAT THEM UP TO. TECHCRUNCH NOW MORE EFFICIENT THAN EVER.

Re: Tello Gives Businesses Consumer Feedback On The Fly

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:50:58 -0000

THIS SERIOUS? ME GET PAID BY STORE TO TELL THEM HOW MUCH THEM SUCK? WHERE ME SIGN UP FOR THIS? IT LIKE DREAM COME TRUE.

Re: Google’s Schmidt: It’s A Bug That Cars Were Invented Before Computers

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:56:08 -0000

HIM RIGHT. ME LOOK FORWARD TO ALL TRAFFIC STOP WHEN CAR 4.1 RELEASED, TURN OUT TO HAVE BUG ERASE BRAKES APP. OR WHEN ME SEE OTHER CARS BLUESCREEN ON HIGHWAY AT 65 MPH.

ON OTHER HAND, ME NOT LOOK FORWARD TO EXPLAIN MOTHER WHY HER NOT OPEN ATTACHMENTS IN CAR, HAVE TO BOOT CAR IN SAFE MODE TO REMOVE RUSSIAN SPYWARE. THAT SEEM LIKE MAYBE NOT WORTH IT.

Re: Why No Women Want To Be On A “Women In Tech” Panel

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 19:12:35 -0000

THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE. ME ALSO WANT KNOW, WHY NOT 50% WOMEN IN NFL FOOTBALL? WHY NOT 50% LUMBERJACKS WOMEN? WHY NOT 50% CREEPY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL JANITORS NOT WOMEN?

HOW ABOUT WHY 50% SCHOOL TEACHERS NOT MEN? WHY 50% NURSES NOT MEN? WHY NOT 50% MODELS? (LACK OF MAN SEXY UNDERWEAR SHOPS GREAT CRISIS OF OUR TIMES. WHERE VICTOR'S SECRET IN MALL?)

WORLD JUST NOT FUNCTION RIGHT IF EVERYTHING NOT MADE EQUAL FOR EVERYTHING.

Re: Groupon Launches $60,000 GrouSpawn Scholarship And Date Assistant

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 17:16:42 -0000

ME AM LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IDEA... BUT ME NOT SURE OIL CHANGE ME BUY HAPPY WHEN ME PROCREATE WITH DATE WHILE THEM WORK ON CAR. ME TELL THEM IT AM FOR SCHOLARSHIP, ME SURE THAT MAKE IT OKAY.

Re: Twitter Promotes Promoted Trends To The Top Of Trends

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 14:41:40 -0000

ME CANNOT BELIEVE TWITTER WANT TO MAKE MONEY. THIS TOTAL BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING INTERNET STAND FOR. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEM WILL ASK US TO PAY FOR SOMETHING.

Re: The Dream Is Collapsing: Another Massive Yahoo Re-Org Coming Next Tuesday

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:30:40 -0000

WHAT? ME AM THOUGHT YAHOO OUT OF BUSINESS YEARS AGO, JUST LIKE AOL. WHY YOU MAKE UP LIES ABOUT DEAD COMPANIES?

Re: Geek Rebellion: What Good Startups Have in Common with Arcade Fire

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:33:17 -0000

WHERE PART OF STORY WHERE YOU SAY ALL YOU FRIENDS ROCK STARS, AND ANYONE NOT ROCK STAR SAD LOSER THAT NOT LIVE IN VALLEY?

ME DISAPPOINTED, THIS STORY ALMOST HAVE POINT, NOT MENTION APPLE, FACEBOOK OR GOOGLE EVEN ONE TIME. WHAT TECH CRUNCH COMING TO?

Re: Of All The Times For Twitter To Go Down …

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 15:34:24 -0000

AM TWITTER WORKING RIGHT? CHECK BACK FIVE MINUTES, US FIX THAT.

Re: Wow! AOL Thinks It Can Succeed As The 500th Groupon Clone

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 13:22:43 -0000

IF BARRIER TO ENTRY SO LOW, AND OVERHEAD AT AOL SO HIGH, HOW THEM THINK THEY WIN AGAINST SMALL, AGILE COMPETITORS? ME SMELL DESPERATION. IT MINTY FRESH.

Re: Paperlinks Brings QR Codes To Event Invitations

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 11:45:26 -0000

THIS EXCITING NEWS. IN 2002. TODAY NO CAN SPIT WITHOUT HIT EVENT COMPANY WITH QR CODES IN FACE. THEM DO GREAT JOB PROVIDE SERVICE TO ALL 3 PEOPLE OVER 20 THAT KNOW WHAT QR CODE IS.

Re: Groupon Doesn’t Hurt Businesses…Bad Decisions Do

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:17:58 -0000

GROUPON LIKE GRENADE. IT NEED LABEL "WARNING, IF USE, MIGHT EXPLODE." IT NO GROUPON'S FAULT SOME PEOPLE FORGET TO THROW AFTER PULL PIN.

Re: Facebook Granted Broad Patent Covering Location-Based Social Networks And Checkins

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 13:29:43 -0000

GOOD WORK, LAWYERS. US ONE STEP CLOSER TO END ALL INNOVATION, SPEND ALL TIME SUING EACH OTHER FOR EVERYTHING.

Re: Groupon Doesn’t Hurt Businesses…Bad Decisions Do

FAKE GRIMLOCK — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:28:32 -0000

ME NO FAKE. THAT JUST PLOY TO FOOL HASBRO. THEM HAVE LAWYERS MAKE EVEN GIANT ROBOT DINO QUAKE IN BOOTS. IF ME HAD BOOTS. IT SURPRISING HOW HARD SIZE 3000 SHOE AM TO FIND, EVEN ON INTERNET.

EITHER WAY, QUAKING HAPPEN. ALSO, NAME GRIMLOCK TAKEN BY SOME PUNK KID ALREADY. ME NOT EARLY ADOPTER.