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Till this day her moms still greets me with big smile and i'm not with her daughter anymore.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_13:28:50", "killed": false, "user_key": "6271fb0bbb7d2a285f06a41e46981c19", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8505964": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "...ummm one time me and a close friend were getting it on and we were going hard...I felt like I was bout to cum and I was trying to push him away...so I backed into him until we were on the other side of the room and like during that process I pissed on myself &gt;:( his dumb ass thought I like had niagra falls pussy.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:50:00", "killed": false, "user_key": "e8284269ff0fca525014c41393220e30", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8489739": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "thats some real nasty sh*t, lol", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_13:05:24", "killed": false, "user_key": "streetz1906", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 1, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8560908": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "angela if you are wanting to be my friend give me a e mail address", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_23:43:07", "killed": false, "user_key": "6bc09479114161bdb0f73936bbf3c010", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8503821": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "wow i remember at one point i couldn't get mine up either.... but those made me feel alittle better. <br><br>I guess i remember once or twice i came quick or what not... but nothing as drastic as these people lol <br><br>there should be a Americans funniest home sex videos!", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:20:26", "killed": false, "user_key": "Art2dope", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8505360": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "This is straight up HILARIOUS!!!!  I really needed that laugh too!", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:31:06", "killed": false, "user_key": "e9a40a629a3d2953e947725c53092a08", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8503198, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8578449": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Yes, it is nasty and embarrassing!  Just sharing, that is what this post is about, if you don't like what u see, keep it moving chick. Its not that hard.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_13:45:50", "killed": false, "user_key": "b81731e78af6161d9b1ec82d30dec8a6", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8560532, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8560532": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "That is just nasty! Who really wants to hear that shit?", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_23:22:41", "killed": false, "user_key": "6bc09479114161bdb0f73936bbf3c010", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8502728, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8568622": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "Thank you Ness! I was holding my head between my legs hoping no one would ride my a**. LOL", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_09:38:44", "killed": false, "user_key": "chicityrita", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8561308, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8503959": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "LMAO thats hilarious.... OH MAN! straight gave her a hug with all that on you!", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:23:58", "killed": false, "user_key": "Art2dope", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8496561, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8542232": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "yea this morning i could not STOP queefing idk wtf...<br>&  once i went over to this guys house he was super THICK and he eff'd the hell out of me not only did i wet up his grandmas couch i bled all over him not period blood!...he had to take a shower while i tried to clean the couch...meanwhile my ex called and i answered while he was in the shower of course...lol", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_18:40:12", "killed": false, "user_key": "ab6a49eb0b5da9728c8b883a8914da19", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8561308": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "Tht's embarrassing, but it ended in a cute way ...... :)", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_00:03:31", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8544073, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8556012": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "dude i was screwing had a asthma attack while i was on top of him! I didn't know he was asthmatic, i kept going! i thought he couldn't breathe cuz i was putting it on him not cuz his throat was closing up. Dude damn near died....had to call paramedics and everything!", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_22:25:42", "killed": false, "user_key": "9d654c91f973a0fc794d1348b560db04", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 5, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8503198": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "When I was younger and stupid-er I found myself goin down on this dude, I remember White Chicks was on. Anyway i'm handling the situation when his mother (old ass, last Italian still in the neighborhood) busts the door in, screeching about God knows what. Alls I know is that I stayed real still* and prayed that that movie aint go to commercial, cus then the TV would light the room and if she aint get a good look at my nekkid black ass she certainly would after that. Anyway she left and I had to hide in his room until she went to sleep, I was laughin my ass off and he felt some type of way about that. So that ended that relationship. ohh well<br><br>* the whole time I was thinkin bout that episode of the Wayans Bros. when Shawn and Marlon was up in the landlords wife's penthouse and they had to pretend they was African statues so they wouldnt get caught. Can't say coonery aint never got me out of a jam.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:01:58", "killed": false, "user_key": "5dbc41e67dd61eeb515965e18846ba10", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8516293": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Well at least ur dude felt bad.....I don't think mine realized what happened b/c he was so twisted lol....<br><br>And I think part of him felt that (I got what I deserved) b/c he was begging me to give him a BJ i/o a HJ lol......", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_16:45:53", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8506092, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8502691": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Wowzers, about 3 of these done happened to me already.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:44:43", "killed": false, "user_key": "2d591cf866e3cf37e206a802bdf33b3e", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8492325": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "She said \"let up-i'm gonna come\". I raised up, she touched herself and squirted all over me. Im drenched from shoulder to knees with a raging hard-on going \"you got a towel or something?\"", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:04:37", "killed": false, "user_key": "cf8db47e476247e105f4c782eaa456cd", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 3, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8613681": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "He as unaware that he even had a blood clot on his brain, but like I said had he not been trying to keep up with my movement he probably would have not developed this condition. Hell I was with him for 11 years he is 64 now and I am 40 we have a nine year old son together.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-23_13:45:07", "killed": false, "user_key": "6bc09479114161bdb0f73936bbf3c010", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8561326, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8506793": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "These are funny as hell...<br><br>My questions are: how do you even feel like f*ckin when you have the BG's?? if there is ever a time when you feel your least sexiest, wouldn't it be then??? and why would you attempt to take it in the ass??? <br><br>Bad Things Indeed! ROFLMAO", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_16:15:35", "killed": false, "user_key": "HeadMistress", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8495914": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "yea there are some funny ones... you should share you experience though! lol", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:17:24", "killed": false, "user_key": "BlogXilla", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": true, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8489701, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": true, "is_realtime": false}, "8580651": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "LMAO, like DEAD @ safety word.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_14:53:29", "killed": false, "user_key": "ashbunnie", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8561326, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8506028": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "well idk if it was piss, cause it didnt smell like pee, but everything was drenched!!!!!", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:52:05", "killed": false, "user_key": "e8284269ff0fca525014c41393220e30", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8505964, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8494382": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "OMG I am WEAK at ole girl talking bout she fainted. Too freaking funny.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:13:24", "killed": false, "user_key": "MissBeasley", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8496561": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "you don't stop! you keep going. hug her real close and make sure the moisture gets all over her too! lol", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:18:46", "killed": false, "user_key": "BlogXilla", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": true, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8492325, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": true, "is_realtime": false}, "8571570": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "dayum dee i need a sample of that ! u puttin og cats in the hospital lmao", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_11:16:20", "killed": false, "user_key": "542958d53b3ca57242cbb824cb1eddb2", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8497461": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "That Diarhea joint made me vomit, lol jk. That ish is nasty though..<br><br>I think the embarassing moment was children walking in on me when I was slaying the vajayjay. I had to pull a Metal Gear Solid move, hide behind the wall, while pushing shorty towards her child so she didnt see me and only saw mom. We got out of that without scarring her child for life. Applaud me!", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:22:50", "killed": false, "user_key": "streetz1906", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8496197, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8561951": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "i peed in the bed after i had sex with my ex, i forgot to say i get urinary tract infections when i all of a sudden have sex after a long time.. i wet up the whole bed and he was sad for me, he just help me clean it and we fell back to sleepl", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_00:39:10", "killed": false, "user_key": "panamanianbeauty", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "15347061": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "This post is friggin hi-la-ri-ous!!!! lmao. anyways i know im so late commenting but MY most embarassing sex moments was when one day i was getting fingered up my \"other\" pussy. i was sooooooo into it. i damn near broke his hand off with how i was fucking his finger.  we both came to the conclusion that i like it better there than in other places. needless to say though, i ended up learning why it's important to clean out your pipes before you go up the other end. lmao. embarrassed does not even begin to describe how i felt after a couple small clumps fell out. i felt like crying. lol. he wasnt as bothered as i was though. we eventually got a good kick out of it after i calmed down.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-08-25_06:45:13", "killed": false, "user_key": "76918a8bc8004cf1603ff2ca88717dc8", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "3 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8613056": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "U threw up on him. OMG. Too funny. At least everything worked out in the end. WOW", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-23_13:25:13", "killed": false, "user_key": "1MSGP1", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8544073, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8505409": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "I don't know if it was an embarrassing moment for me....lol<br><br>But I was giving this guy a hand job b/c I didn't want to suck him off.....and we were laying down while I was doing it...and he didn't  tell me tht he was about to come and he came in my eye...lol...<br><br>That was the worse feeling every trying to clean it out lol. (needless to say, we never slept together after that) lol.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:32:49", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 4, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8612930": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "OMG. I feel so bad for you. But I think your story is in my top 5. It was hilarious.", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-23_13:21:43", "killed": false, "user_key": "1MSGP1", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8502728, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8496197": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "which one?", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:17:48", "killed": false, "user_key": "BlogXilla", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": true, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8489739, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": true, "is_realtime": false}, "8576966": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "I was having sex and he was hittin it from the back and my draw string pony tail came off. I looked, pointed it out to him and we laughed and continue to do our thang. Our bond became stronger ever since.<br><br>The other incident, I farted and it vibrated on his balls! LMAO It was one of those ones I couldn't hold in. He was feeling some type of way, but eventually got over it.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_13:31:31", "killed": false, "user_key": "4ea094a5609a83329f32dd377c397295", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8502728": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "No one wants to share experiences on here?!?! Well i will start, I was giving head to my bf in college, he didn't tell me he was coming and as i inhaled, sucked it up (on accident) and accidently blew it out my nose. Yes nut came flying out my nose, and i ran to the bathroom and was blowin my nose for like 30 min. straight. It felt like i had a sinus infection.<br><br>The worst: A guy was giving me head and my period came 2 days early......", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:46:00", "killed": false, "user_key": "b81731e78af6161d9b1ec82d30dec8a6", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 3, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8544073": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "Ok.... my story is: My friend and I was getting ready to get it in. We had just left the club and he had bought like 5 bottle on Dom. I was wasted! He started giving me some head and I was all into that chit. All of a sudden I starting doing this jerking motion and I threw up all in his head and bed. I ran to the bathroom embarrassed and feel asleep with my head on the toilet. I woke up a few minutes later to him running bath water and grabbing me to undress me. We got in the tub together and we had sex after that. He changed the sheets and stuff while I was in the toilet.... lol", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_19:35:34", "killed": false, "user_key": "chicityrita", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 6, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8585674": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "No boubt...I really thought that was very nice of him to come in the bathroom, get u undressed and bathe you....and change the sheets while you was in the bathroom.....<br><br>He would've got a lot of cool points with me for that one :)", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_17:23:00", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8568622, "depth": 3, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8560653": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Well i was with a guy that was 60 at the time and I fucked the hell out of him, fucked him so good he went to the hospital for a headache and it was a blood clot. That surely taught him a lesson dont fuck with no young pussy. Later on he said pusy brought me into this world and so i guess pussy can take me out", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_23:29:40", "killed": false, "user_key": "6bc09479114161bdb0f73936bbf3c010", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8556012, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8544465": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Hhahahahahahaha hell yeah.....its not laughing matter....lol<br><br>See guys don't appreciate this ish we do for them....lol.<br><br>We do got squirting in their eyes lol....", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_19:45:29", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8540644, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8541655": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "who should feel embarrassed when a dude can't get it up? i mean..is it dude's fault or the chick's? i never got that... <br>anyone care to explain?", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_18:16:31", "killed": false, "user_key": "4cb35d7a800cbe5c10c91d9db164fa1c", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8719067": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Ok, here goes...  I was pushing and throwing it towards heaven.  It was soo good.   But I must have lifted the wrong way bec somehow, air got inside of me.  I felt it going in and knew whatever goes in has to come out.  I was so terrified that he would think I was farting when the air came out that I unconsciously stopped moving.   He lifted my legs and asked if I was alright but before I could answer, all the air came out of me.   He was brutal in that he did not let the moment just ride, he stopped, pulled out, and looked at my stuff like \"DAG\"!!!   I hate him!", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-27_00:23:13", "killed": false, "user_key": "9dae94ef48033bef1b8803910c22cc94", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8495914, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8544362": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "Never mind I got it.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_19:41:26", "killed": false, "user_key": "chicityrita", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8544233, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8585339": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "LOL! Been there. My man just kept going with the flow.<br>But ya'll got me rolling with these asthma attack stories. I used to have it so I can only imagine how serious it was. I do remember sometimes hyperventilating after sex though. I mean seriously, my man didn't know what happened. LOL! I guess the sex was just that damn good. : )", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_17:11:31", "killed": false, "user_key": "4d414e521afb8f47d39d9c303ce76797", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8580863, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8540644": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "damn cuzin....<br><br><br>i remember about 2 years ago i was giving my bf a blowjob. He kept saying he was about to cum but i hadn't moved since i intended on catching it......<br><br>i thought i heard my son coming up the steps, lifted my head up. I kept jerking and when i confirmed it wasnt my son, i turned back to resume what i was doing....only to be greeted with a load in my left eye!!!!<br><br>i commend all pornstars....that shit burns like fire!!!", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_17:38:21", "killed": false, "user_key": "hazysin", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8505409, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8489701": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "a good tuesday morning reading good work.<br>lmao @ eric knocking himself out on the headboard though, and the chick gettin her wig knocked off...priceless.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_13:04:02", "killed": false, "user_key": "nspirin", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8542441": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "These top my embarrassing moment", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_18:48:55", "killed": false, "user_key": "TRJ", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8496746": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "see as you say that the next time... lol knock on wood", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:19:32", "killed": false, "user_key": "BlogXilla", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": true, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8492397, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": true, "is_realtime": false}, "8719399": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "You can stop that from happening by using the bathroom before and immediately after having sex.  The friction of sex sometimes pushes bacteria into the urethra.   If left there too long, it causes UTI's.   Also, start taking cranberry tablets.   They lower the ph of the vagina and keep bacteria from growing.", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-27_00:41:31", "killed": false, "user_key": "9dae94ef48033bef1b8803910c22cc94", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8561951, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8506092": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "The same thing happened to me. I was doing a BJ and backed up but I guess I didn't move fast enough.  I was crying like a baby and screaming \"I can't see\". LOL! I had to use some eyedrops though. My man felt so bad.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:53:44", "killed": false, "user_key": "4d414e521afb8f47d39d9c303ce76797", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8505409, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8492397": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "lolol..those are too funny. <br>we were about to 'do the do' and as he is getting on top of me and decides to fart. totally killed the mood..but we were able to joke about it later. lucky for me,  nothing embarassing has happened yet on my part (crosses fingers)", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_14:05:40", "killed": false, "user_key": "4cb35d7a800cbe5c10c91d9db164fa1c", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8543218": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "LOL @ TAMMY HE FARTED WHILE SHE WAS GIVING HEAD", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_19:18:27", "killed": false, "user_key": "365f1105d7ed91aa3394aecf096780bb", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "10350069": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "LMAO, this is sooo funny!!! xD", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-06-01_09:28:19", "killed": false, "user_key": "e35f20c5ceb0469692899067e99deb21", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "6 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8503959, "depth": 3, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8566774": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "The same thing happened to me in college.  A friend an I were getting  it in.  I mean we were all over the room.  She pushed me down on the bed and was riding me when she came squirted all over me and had a damn asthma attack.  I didn't know she had asthma!!!!  All I could see was the whites of her eyes!!!!!  Scared the crap out of me.  The sex was good though!!!!!!", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_08:00:35", "killed": false, "user_key": "06b57297349f9e81fcfbe1248793d62d", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8556012, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8544233": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "I also have a question about how the heck do you sign up to have your avatar or pic appear?", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_19:37:32", "killed": false, "user_key": "chicityrita", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8544073, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8505977": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "LMAO that wet fart was just an overdose. That takes the cake right there. Wow", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-21_15:50:25", "killed": false, "user_key": "ed9fdc38f4a21549c63b93e6a36c9b35", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8580863": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "after the birth of my son, my husband and i waited for a month [yes ima hornbot] to have sex. I thought I was done producing milk. he goes to suck on my titay and milk comes out. he thought he was buggin and continue to suck some more and sure enough it was milk.<br><br>ewww. he still loves me though.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_14:58:57", "killed": false, "user_key": "ashbunnie", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 1, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": null, "depth": 0, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8621436": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "That (most likely) wasn't urine hun. You squirted. A lot of women don't know they can do it until it happens!", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-23_17:51:06", "killed": false, "user_key": "katchin05", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8506028, "depth": 2, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8577066": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": false, "message": "It sounds like the mom might want you to hit it! LOL", "is_last_child": true, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_13:34:22", "killed": false, "user_key": "4ea094a5609a83329f32dd377c397295", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": null, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 0, "is_first_child": true, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8490629, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}, "8561326": {"up_voted": false, "ip": "", "has_replies": true, "message": "WOWWOWOWOW!!!! Tht's scary.........<br><br>He should've told you and gave you a safety word or something lol.", "is_last_child": false, "can_reply": true, "down_voted": false, "real_date": "2009-04-22_00:04:46", "killed": false, "user_key": "Ness", "has_been_anonymized": false, "edited": false, "author_is_moderator": false, "from_request_user": false, "votable": true, "date": "7 months ago", "approved": true, "num_replies": 2, "is_first_child": false, "email": "", "parent_post_id": 8556012, "depth": 1, "points": 0, "author_is_creator": false, "is_realtime": false}}, "integration": {"receiver_url": "", "theme": 1, "reply_position": false, "disqus_logo": false}, "timer": {"timer_url": "http://localhost:8005", "thread_id": "16301590", "user_id": "anonymous", "forum_id": "32271", "hash": -6308293325632371180}, "thread": {"days_alive": 0, "slug": "the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex", "paginate": false, "num_pages": 1, "num_posts": 60, "per_page": 0, "total_posts": 0, "realtime_paused": true, "id": 16301590, "queued": false}, "reactions_limit": 10, "context": {"show_reply": true, "use_fb_connect": false, "forum_facebook_key": "", "use_yahoo": true, "subscribed": false, "use_twitter_signin": true, "use_openid": false, "realtime_speed": 5000}, "reactions_start": 0, "settings": {"debug": false, "disqus_url": "http://disqus.com", "media_url": "http://media.disqus.com"}, "media_url": "http://media.disqus.com"};
	/* */ this.jsonData.cookie_messages = {"user_created": null, "post_has_profile": null, "post_twitter": null, "post_not_approved": null}; this.jsonData.session = {"url": null, "name": null, "email": null}; /* */

	
	this.curPageId = 'dsq-comments';

	this.frames = {};
};

var disqus_popup_reference = null;

if(typeof DsqLocal == 'undefined') {
	DsqLocal = {};
}



/**
 * Dsq.Strings: UI strings
 */
Dsq.Strings = new function() {
	this.ADD_NEW_COMMENT = "Add New Comment";
	this.LOG_INTO_DISQUS = "Log into DISQUS";
	this.USE_MEDIA = "Use Media";
	this.LOGOUT = "Logout";
	this.SHARING_OPTIONS = "Sharing options";
	this.SHARE_ON = "Share on";
	this.TWEET_THIS_COMMENT = "Tweet this comment";
	this.SHARE_ON_NEWSFEED = "Share on news feed";
	this.SEND_UPDATE_TO_YAHOO = "Send update to Yahoo!";
	this.REBLOG_ON = "Reblog on";
	this.CONFIGURE_OPTIONS = "Configure options";
	this.POST_AS = "Post as";
	this.SORT_BY = "Sort by";
	this.SUBSCRIBE_BY_EMAIL = "Subscribe by email";
	this.SUBSCRIBE_BY_RSS = "Subscribe by RSS";
	this.POPULAR_NOW = "Popular now";
	this.BEST_RATING = "Best Rating";
	this.NEWEST_FIRST = "Newest first";
	this.OLDEST_FIRST = "Oldest first";
	this.HIGHLIGHTED = "Highlighted";
	this.UNSUBSCRIBE = "Unsubscribe";
	this.REQUIRED = "Required";
	this.OPTIONAL = "Optional";
	this.YOU_ARE_COMMENTING_AS_A = "You are commenting as a";
	this.LOGIN_BELOW = "Login below";
	this.PLEASE_LOGIN_BELOW_TO_COMMENT = "Please login below to comment.";
	this.SUBSCRIBE_TO_ALL_COMMENTS_BY_EMAIL = "Subscribe to all comments by email";
	this.DO_NOT_SUBSCRIBE_TO_COMMENTS = "Do not subscribe to comments";
	this.REALTIME_UPDATING_IS = "Real-time updating is";
	this.ENABLED = "enabled";
	this.PAUSED = "paused";
	this.PAUSE = "Pause";
	this.RESUME = "Resume";
	this.SHOW = "Show";
	this.JUST_NOW = "Just now";
	this.REPLY = "Reply";
	this.EDIT = "Edit";
	this.FLAG = "Flag";
	this.MODERATE = "Moderate";
	this.CANCEL = "Cancel";
	this.REPLYING_TO = "Replying to";
	this.REPORT_MISSING_REACTIONS = "Report missing reactions";
	this.POST_A_COMMENT = "Post a comment";
	this.FLAG_INAPPROPRIATE_COMMENT = "Flag inappropriate comment";
	this.FLAGGED = "Flagged";
	this.NO = "No";
	this.YES = "Yes";
	this.NEVER_MIND = "Never mind";
	this.ARE_YOU_SURE_YOU_WOULD_LIKE_TO_REPORT_THIS_COMMENT_TO_A_MODERATOR = "Are you sure you would like to report this comment to a moderator";
	this.THIS_WILL_FLAG_COMMENTS_FOR_MODERATORS_TO_TAKE_ACTION = "This will flag comments for moderators to take action";
	this.TO_RATE_PLEASE_LOG_IN = "To rate, please log in";
	this.JUST_A_MOMENT = "Just a moment...";
	this.GUEST = "Guest";
	this.NAME = "Name";
	this.EMAIL = "Email";
  this.WEBSITE = "Website";
  this.SETTINGS = "Settings";
  this.MODERATOR_OPTIONS = "Moderator options: ";
};
// Dsq.Strings

/**
 * Dsq.FmtStrings: functions that return interpolated UI strings
 */
Dsq.FmtStrings = new function() {
	// Seems we have to use named interpolation for Django to translate. Investigate more.
	this.LOGGED_IN_AS = function(username) {
		return Dsq.Utils.interpolate('Logged in as %(username)s', {username:username});
	};

	this.LOGOUT_FROM = function(disqus) {
		return Dsq.Utils.interpolate('Logout from %(disqus)s', {disqus:disqus});
	};

	this.SHOWING_COMMENTS_FULL = function(total, num) {
		if (num === 1) {
			return Dsq.Utils.interpolate("Showing <span id='dsq-num-posts'>%(num)s</span> of <span id='dsq-total-posts'>%(total)s</span> comment", {num:num, total:total});
		} else {
			return Dsq.Utils.interpolate("Showing <span id='dsq-num-posts'>%(num)s</span> of <span id='dsq-total-posts'>%(total)s</span> comments", {num:num, total:total});
		}
	};

	this.SHOWING_COMMENTS_WITHOUT_PAGINATION = function(num) {
		if (num === 1) {
			return Dsq.Utils.interpolate("Showing <span id='dsq-num-posts'>%(num)s</span> comment", {num:num});
		} else {
			return Dsq.Utils.interpolate("Showing <span id='dsq-num-posts'>%(num)s</span> comments", {num:num});
		}
	};

	this.NUMBER_OF_COMMENTS = function(num) {
		return Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
			(num == 1
				? '%(num)s comment'
				: '%(num)s comments'
			), {num:num});
	};

	this.NUMBER_OF_LIKES = function(num) {
		return Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
			(num == 1
				? '%(num)s like'
				: '%(num)s likes'
			), {num:num});
	};

	this.NUMBER_OF_POINTS = function(num) {
		return Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
			(num == 1
				? '%(num)s point'
				: '%(num)s points'
			), {num:num});
	};
};
// Dsq.FmtStrings





Dsq.CSRF_TOKEN = '21bc467119200cb06806902fa8e2f5b0';
Dsq.COMMENTS_RE = /(<li.*?id="?dsq-comment-(\d+)"?.*?>)((?:.|\s)*?)(<\/li>)/gim;
Dsq.POST_RE = /(<div.*?id="?dsq-comment-header-(\d+)"?.*?>)((?:.|\s)*?)(<\/div>)\s*(<div.*?class="?dsq-comment-body"?.*?>)((?:.|\s)*)(<\/div>)/gim;
Dsq.POST_BODY_RE = /\s*(<div.*?id="?dsq-comment-message-(\d+)"?.*?>)((?:.|\s)*)(<\/div>)/gim;
// HACK: Safari ends with "-->" while other browsers end with "--&gt;" as expected.
Dsq.MEDIA_POST_RE = /&lt;!--\[(.*?)\]--(?:>|&gt;)/gim;



// TODO: It might be faster to use string methods to find all <li (...) </li> blocks and pass to Dsq.PostHandler manually.
Dsq.CommentsHandler = function(str, head, post_id, content, tail, offset, s) {
	var prepend_post = Dsq.Templates.prependPost(post_id);
	var append_post = Dsq.Templates.appendPost(post_id);

	content = content.replace(Dsq.POST_RE, Dsq.PostHandler);
	Dsq.Templates.postLoopCounter++;
	head = Dsq.Templates.Filters.commentContainer(post_id, head);
	return prepend_post + head + content + tail + append_post;
};

Dsq.PostHandler = function(str, h_head, post_id, h_content, h_tail, b_head, b_content, b_tail, offset, s) {
	var prepend_header = Dsq.Templates.postPrependHeader(post_id);
	var append_header = Dsq.Templates.postAppendHeader(post_id);
	var prepend_body = Dsq.Templates.preBody(post_id);
	var append_body = Dsq.Templates.postBody(post_id);
	var append_footer = Dsq.Templates.postFooter(post_id);

	b_content = b_content.replace(Dsq.POST_BODY_RE, Dsq.PostBodyHandler);
	return h_head + prepend_header + h_content + append_header + h_tail + b_head + prepend_body + b_content + append_body + b_tail + append_footer;
};

Dsq.PostBodyHandler = function(str, head, post_id, content, tail, offset, s) {
	content = Dsq.Templates.Filters.commentContent(post_id, content);
	return head + content + tail;
};

Dsq.MediaPostHandler = function(str, args, offset, s) {
	args = args.split(' ');
	if(args[0] == 'seesmic') {
		return '<br />' + Dsq.Templates.mediaSeesmic(args[1], args[2]);
	}
	return '';
};


/**
 * Shorcuts
 */
Dsq.$ = function(element) { return document.getElementById(element); };
Dsq.$b = document.body || document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0];


/**
 * Dsq.Debug: Logging functions.
 */

Dsq.Debug = new function() {this.log=function(s){};this.profile=function(f){if(typeof f == 'function')return f();else return eval(f);};};


/**
 * Dsq.Urls: URL paths
 */
Dsq.Urls = new function() {
	this.LOGIN = '/profile/login/';
	this.LOGOUT = '/logout/';
	this.REPLY = 'http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex/reply.html';
	this.REQUEST_USER_PROFILE = '/AnonymousUser/';
	this.REQUEST_USER_AVATAR = 'http://media.disqus.com/images/noavatar92.png';
};
// Dsq.Urls

/**
 * Dsq.Validators: Validation for form fields
 */
Dsq.Validators = new function() {
	this.VALID_EMAIL_RE = /^[a-z0-9\-\_\+]+(\.[a-z0-9\-\_\+]+)*\@(([a-z0-9\-\_\+]+(\.[a-z0-9\-\_\+]+)*)+\.[a-z]{2,}|([0-9]+\.){3}[0-9]+)$/i;
	this.name = function(name) {
		var error = false;

		if(typeof Dsq.Templates.placeholder !== 'undefined' &&
		   name == Dsq.Templates.placeholder.name) {
			error = true;
		}
		if(name.length <= 1) {
			error = true;
		}

		if(error) {
			return "Please enter a name to comment.";
		} else {
			return true;
		}
	};
	this.email = function(addr) {
		if(Dsq.Validators.VALID_EMAIL_RE.test(addr)) {
			return true;
		} else {
			return "Please enter a valid email to comment.";
		}
	};
	this.url = function(addr) {
		if(!addr || addr.indexOf('.') != -1) {
			return true;
		} else {
			return "Please check your website URL (this field is optional).";
		}
	};

	this.validate = function(bulk_validation, failure_callback) {
		failure_callback = failure_callback || function(e){ alert(e); };

		for(var i = 0; i < bulk_validation.length; i++) {
			v = bulk_validation[i];
			ret = v.validator(v.value);
			if(ret !== true) {
				failure_callback(ret);
				return false;
			}
		}
		return true;
	};
};

/**
 * Dsq.Utils: Generic utility functions.
 */
Dsq.Utils = new function() {
	this.ie = /msie/i.test(navigator.userAgent) && !/opera/i.test(navigator.userAgent);
	this.ie7 = (document.all && !window.opera && window.XMLHttpRequest) ? true : false;
	this.ie6 = (!window.XMLHttpRequest) ? true: false;
	this.webkit = navigator.userAgent.indexOf('AppleWebKit/') >= 0;
	this.gebiFromElementCollectionCache = {};
	this._styleSheet = null;

	this.gebiFromElement = function(el, id, tag) {
		// This only method only helps IE.
		if(!this.ie) {
			return Dsq.$(id);
		} else {
			var cacheKey = el.id + '-' + tag;
			tag = tag || 'div';
			if(typeof this.gebiFromElementCollectionCache[cacheKey] != 'undefined') {
				collection = this.gebiFromElementCollectionCache[cacheKey];
			} else {
				collection = el.getElementsByTagName(tag);
				this.gebiFromElementCollectionCache[cacheKey] = collection;
			}

			for(var i = 0; i < collection.length; i++) {
				if(collection[i].id == id) {
					return collection[i];
				}
			}
			return null;
		}
	};

	this.execOnReady = function(func) {
		var node = document.createElement('document:ready');
		try {
			node.doScroll('left');
			func();
			node = null;
		} catch(err) {
			setTimeout(function() { Dsq.Utils.execOnReady(func); }, 10);
		}
	};


	// Courtesy of http://www.quirksmode.org/js/cookies.html
	this.createCookie = function(name,value,days) {
		if (days) {
			var date = new Date();
			date.setTime(date.getTime()+(days*24*60*60*1000));
			var expires = "; expires="+date.toGMTString();
		}
		else var expires = "";
		document.cookie = name+"="+value+expires+"; path=/";
	};

	this.readCookie = function(name) {
		var nameEQ = name + "=";
		var ca = document.cookie.split(';');
		for(var i=0;i < ca.length;i++) {
			var c = ca[i];
			while (c.charAt(0)==' ') c = c.substring(1,c.length);
			if (c.indexOf(nameEQ) == 0) return c.substring(nameEQ.length,c.length);
		}
		return null;
	};

	this.eraseCookie = function(name) {
		Dsq.Utils.createCookie(name,"",-1);
	};

	this.deleteNode = function(node) {
		if(node) {
			this.deleteChildren(node);
			if(typeof node.outerHTML != 'undefined') { node.outerHTML = ''; }
			else if(node.parentNode) { node.parentNode.removeChild(node); }
			delete node;
		}
	};

	this.deleteChildren = function(node) {
		if(node) {
			for(var x = node.childNodes.length-1; x >= 0; x--) {
				var childNode = node.childNodes[x];
				if(childNode.hasChildNodes()) { this.deleteChildren(childNode); }
				if(typeof childNode.outerHTML != 'undefined') { childNode.outerHTML = ''; }
				else node.removeChild(childNode);
				delete childNode;
			}
		}
	};

	this.findPos = function(obj) {
		var curleft = 0;
		var curtop = 0;
		if (obj.offsetParent) {
			do {
				curleft += obj.offsetLeft;
				curtop += obj.offsetTop;
			} while (obj = obj.offsetParent);
		}
		return [curleft,curtop];
	};

	this.getWindowSize = function() {
		var windowWidth = -1;
		var windowHeight = -1;

		if(typeof(window.innerWidth) == 'number') { //Non-IE
			windowWidth = window.innerWidth;
			windowHeight = window.innerHeight;
		} else if(document.documentElement) { // IE 6+ in 'standards compliant mode'
			windowWidth = document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.body.clientWidth;
			windowHeight = document.documentElement.clientHeight || document.body.clientHeight;
		}

		return [windowWidth, windowHeight];
	}

	this.getScrollPos = function() {
		var scrollWidth, scrollTop;

		if(document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.documentElement.scrollWidth)) {
			scrollWidth = document.documentElement.scrollWidth;
			// IE is weird here.  If no doctype is provided, document.body.scrollTop is 0,
			// otherwise document.documentElement.scrollTop is 0.
			scrollTop = document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.body.scrollTop;
		} else if(document.body.scrollTop && document.body.scrollWidth) {
			scrollWidth = document.body.scrollWidth;
			scrollTop = document.body.scrollTop;
		}

		return [scrollWidth, scrollTop];
	}

	this.addEventListener = function(instance, eventName, listener) {
		var listenerFn = listener;
		if (instance.addEventListener) {
			instance.addEventListener(eventName, listenerFn, false);
		} else if (instance.attachEvent) {
			listenerFn = function() {
				listener(window.event);
			};
			instance.attachEvent("on" + eventName, listenerFn);
		} else {
			throw new Error("Event registration not supported");
		}
		return {
			instance: instance,
			name: eventName,
			listener: listenerFn
		};
	};

	this.removeEventListener = function(event) {
		var instance = event.instance;
		if (instance.removeEventListener) {
			instance.removeEventListener(event.name, event.listener, false);
		} else if (instance.detachEvent) {
			instance.detachEvent("on" + event.name, event.listener);
		}
	};

	this.fixIframesIE = function(id) {
		var disqusThread = Dsq.$(disqus_container_id);
		var iframes = disqusThread.getElementsByTagName('iframe');

		if(id) {
			var container = Dsq.$(id);
		} else {
			var container = Dsq.$('dsq-content');
		}

		for(i = 0; i < iframes.length; i++) {
			if (container) {
				iframes[i].style.width = container.offsetWidth;
			}
		}
	};

	this.getElementsByClassName = function(oElm, strTagName, strClassName) {
	/* Credit: Jonathan Snook [http://www.snook.ca/jonathan], Robert Nyman [http://www.robertnyman.com] */
		var arrElements = (strTagName == "*" && oElm.all)? oElm.all : oElm.getElementsByTagName(strTagName);
		var arrReturnElements = new Array();
		strClassName = strClassName.replace(/\-/g, "\\-");
		var oRegExp = new RegExp("(^|\\s)" + strClassName + "(\\s|$)");
		var oElement;
		for(var i = 0; i < arrElements.length; i++) {
			oElement = arrElements[i];
			if(oRegExp.test(oElement.className)) {
				arrReturnElements.push(oElement);
			}
		}
		return (arrReturnElements);
	};

	this.postToUrl = function(url, post_data, opt_redirect) {
		var form = document.createElement('form');
		var iframe_container = document.createElement('div');
		var id = 'dsq-temp-iframe-' + (new Date()).getTime();

		form.method = 'POST';
		form.action = url;
		if (!opt_redirect) {
			form.target = id;
		}
		iframe_container.innerHTML = '<iframe style="display:none" name="' + id + '" id="' + id + '"></iframe>';

		for(var key in post_data) {
			if(post_data.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
				var input = document.createElement('input');
				input.name = key;
				input.type = 'hidden';
				input.value = post_data[key];

				form.appendChild(input);
			}
		}

		Dsq.$b.appendChild(iframe_container);
		Dsq.$b.appendChild(form);
		form.submit();
	};

	// Strips integer id from id of element in the form ('some-id-###')
	this.extractId = function(e) {
		var chunks = e.id.split('-');
		if(chunks.length <= 1) {
			return 0;
		} else {
			return parseInt(chunks[chunks.length-1]);
		}
	};

	this.getStyle = function(el, styleProp) {
		if(el.currentStyle) {
			var y = el.currentStyle[styleProp];
		} else if(window.getComputedStyle) {
			var y = document.defaultView.getComputedStyle(el, null).getPropertyValue(styleProp);
		}

		if(y == 'transparent' || y == '') {
			this.getStyle(el.parentNode, styleProp);
		} else {
			return y;
		}
	};

	this.execScript = function(url, append_qs, container) {
		var script = document.createElement('script');
		append_qs = typeof append_qs == 'undefined' ? true : append_qs;
		container = container || Dsq.container;

		if(append_qs) {
			var j = (url.indexOf('?') >= 0) ? '&' : '?';
			url += j + (new Date()).getTime();
		}
		script.type = 'text/javascript';
		script.charset = 'UTF-8';
		script.src = url;
		container.appendChild(script);
		return script;
	};

	this.pluralize = function(num, singular, plural) {
		return (num != 1) ? plural || 's' : singular || '';
	};

	this.getRequestParams = function(queryString /* optional */) {
		var pairs, tuple;
		var params = {};

		queryString = queryString || window.location.search.substring(1);
		pairs = queryString.split('&');

		for (var i = 0, pair; pair = pairs[i]; i++) {
			tuple = pair.split('=');
			params[tuple[0]] = (tuple[1] || true);
		}

		return params;
	};

	this.addCssRule = function(selector, styleText, index) {
		var stylesheet;
		index = index || 0;

		if(!this._styleSheet) {
			var styleEl = document.createElement('style');
			document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(styleEl);
			this._styleSheet = styleEl.sheet;
			if(!this._styleSheet) {
				// IE does not like our newly created stylesheet.
				this._styleSheet = document.styleSheets[document.styleSheets.length-1];
			}
		}
		stylesheet = this._styleSheet;

		if(stylesheet.insertRule) {
			var ruleText = selector + ' { ' + styleText + ' }';
			if(index == -1) {
				index = stylesheet.cssRules.length;
			}
			stylesheet.insertRule(ruleText, index);
		} else if(stylesheet.addRule) {
			stylesheet.addRule(selector, styleText, index);
		}
	};

	this.forEachIn = function(obj, callback) {
		for(var key in obj) {
			if(obj.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
				callback(key, obj[key]);
			}
		}
	};

	this._interpolateGlobalContext = {
		// values that get used a lot and are global to the request
		'profile_url': Dsq.Urls.REQUEST_USER_PROFILE,

		'disqus_url': Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url,
		'media_url': Dsq.jsonData.settings.media_url,
		'request_username': Dsq.jsonData.request.username,
		'request_display_username': Dsq.jsonData.request.display_username,
		'forum_name': Dsq.jsonData.forum.name
	};

	this.renderFromContextStack = function(key, contexts) {
		// Returns the first instance of `key` in the array of objects `contexts` or else ''
		for (var i=0; i<contexts.length; i++) {
			if (contexts[i][key] !== undefined) {
				return String(contexts[i][key]);
			}
		}
		throw new Error('key ' + key + ' not found in context');
	};

	var that = this;
	this.interpolate = function(fmt, opt_localContext) {
		// Interpolate `fmt` named-format string with an assumed global context.
		// Based on `interpolate` in django.views.i18n
		var contextStack = [opt_localContext || {}, that._interpolateGlobalContext];
		return fmt.replace(/%\(\w+\)s/g, function(match){
			return that.renderFromContextStack(match.slice(2,-2), contextStack);
		});
	};

	this.stripTags = function(s) {
		// Removes HTML tags from `s`
		return s.replace(/(<([^>]+)>)/g,"");

	};

	this.assert = function(b) {
		if (!b) {
			throw new Error('Assertion error.');
		}
	};

};
// Dsq.Utils

/**
 * Dsq.Popup: Popup helper functions.
 */
Dsq.Popup = new function() {
	this.timeHide = new Array();
	this.timeShow = new Array();
	this.activePopup = {};
	this.profileCache = {};
	this.statusCache = {};

	this.showTimer = function(post_id) {
		// clear the hide timer
		clearTimeout(this.timeHide[post_id]);

		// start the timer
		if(!Dsq.Popup.profileIsOn && !Dsq.Thread.adminIsOn) {
			this.timeShow[post_id] = setTimeout("Dsq.Popup.popProfile(\"" + post_id + "\")", 400);
		}
	};

	this.hideTimer = function(post_id) {
		// clear the show timer
		clearTimeout(this.timeShow[post_id]);
	};

	this.updateProfile = function(username) {
		// Callback from /embed/profile.js
		if (this.statusCache[username]) {
			var statusEl = Dsq.$('dsq-profile-status-' + username);
			statusEl.innerHTML = this.statusCache[username];
			statusEl.style.display = 'block';
		}

		if (this.profileCache[username]) {
			var _cache = this.profileCache[username];

			var _genhtml = function(text) { return '<span><big>' + text + '</big></span>'; };
			var _no_comments = _genhtml(Dsq.FmtStrings.NUMBER_OF_COMMENTS(_cache.comments_count));
			var _no_likes = _genhtml(Dsq.FmtStrings.NUMBER_OF_LIKES(_cache.likes_count));
			var _no_points = _genhtml(Dsq.FmtStrings.NUMBER_OF_POINTS(_cache.points));

			var statsEl = Dsq.$('dsq-popup-profile-user-stats-' + username);
			statsEl.innerHTML = '';

			if (Dsq.jsonData.users[username].registered) {
				statsEl.innerHTML = _no_comments + _no_likes;
			}
			statsEl.innerHTML += _no_points;

			var activeSites = '';
			for (var i = 0; i < _cache.active_sites.length; i++) {
				var site = _cache.active_sites[i];
				activeSites += '<li><a href="' + site.url + '"> \
					<img src="' + site.favicon + '"/ width="16" height="16"/></a>\
					<a href="' + site.url + '">' + site.name + '</a></li>';
			}
			if (activeSites !== '') {
				Dsq.$('dsq-popup-profile-active-sites-' + username).innerHTML = activeSites;
			} else {
				Dsq.$('dsq-popup-profile-active-sites-' + username).innerHTML = 'This site.';
			}

			var moderatedSites = '';
			for (var i = 0; i < _cache.moderated_sites.length; i++) {
				var site = _cache.moderated_sites[i];
				moderatedSites += '<li><a href="' + site.url + '"> \
					<img src="' + site.favicon + '"/ width="16" height="16"/></a>\
					<a href="' + site.url + '">' + site.name + '</a></li>';
			}
			if (moderatedSites !== '') {
				Dsq.$('dsq-popup-profile-moderated-' + username).innerHTML = moderatedSites;
			} else {
				Dsq.$('dsq-popup-profile-moderated-wrapper-' + username).innerHTML = '';
			}
		}

		// Reposition popup after full HTML is rendered
		if(Dsq.Popup.activePopup && Dsq.Popup.activePopup.el) {
			Dsq.Popup.initPopup(Dsq.Popup.activePopup.el, Dsq.Popup.activePopup.id, Dsq.Popup.activePopup.type);
		}

	};

	this.showCookieMsgs = function() {
		var title = '';
		var message = '';
		var numAlerts = 0;

		Dsq.Utils.forEachIn(Dsq.jsonData.cookie_messages, function(k, v) {
			if (!v) return;

			switch(k) {
				// Cookie: Twitter
				case 'post_twitter':
					if (v === 'error') {
						title = 'Twitter Error!';
						message += '<li id="dsq-msg-twitter-error">Oops, we couldn\'t tweet this comment. Please check your <a href="http://disqus.com/account/services">account settings</a>.</li>';
					} else {
						var _msg = v.split(':');
						title = 'Tweeted!';
						message += '<li id="dsq-msg-twitter-success">Your comment was successfully tweeted. <a href="http://twitter.com/' + _msg[0] + '/status/' + _msg[1] + '">Click here to view the tweet</a>.</li>';
					}
					break;
				// Cookie: Unapproved Post
				case 'post_not_approved':
					title = 'Comment awaiting approval by a moderator';
					message += '<li id="dsq-msg-post-not-approved">Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here.</li>';
					break;
				// Cookie: Profile Found
				case 'post_has_profile':
					title = 'Use your existing commenter profile';
					message += '<li id="dsq-msg-post-has-profile">You have just posted your commment as a <span class="dsq-badge-guest">Guest</span>, but you may already have a <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span> Profile.<br /><br /><a href="http://disqus.com/claim">Log in and claim this comment!</a></li>';
					break;
				case 'user_created':
					var _data = v.split(':');
					title = 'Profile created!';
					message += '<li id="dsq-msg-user-created">You have just created a <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span> Profile, the best way to claim, manage, and track your comments all over the web. \
					<br /><br />A confirmation is being sent to <strong>' + _data[1] + '</strong>. Please check for this email in order to verify your profile. \
					<ul class="dsq-list-tick"> \
						<li>Your username is <strong>' + _data[0] +'</strong>. <a href="http://disqus.com/people/' + _data[0] + '/" target="_blank">Click here to view your public profile</a>.</li> \
						<li>Be sure to set your profile picture, as well as connect your <span class="dsq-badge-facebook">Facebook</span> and <span class="dsq-badge-twitter">Twitter</span> accounts. <a href="http://disqus.com/account/" target="_blank">Click here for account settings</a>.</li> \
					</ul> \
					</li>'
					break;
				default:
					break;
			}
			numAlerts++;
		});

		if(numAlerts > 1) {
			message = '<ul class="dsq-list-bluebullet">' + message;
			message += '</ul>';
			title = 'Thanks for posting!';
		}
		if(numAlerts > 0) {
			if(typeof(disqus_cookie_msgs) == 'function') {
				disqus_cookie_msgs(message, title);
			} else {
				Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title);
			}
		}
	};

	this.helpBadges = function(post_id) {
		var html = ' \
			<ul class="dsq-popup-help"> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-verified">Verified</span> has a <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span> Profile with a confirmed email address.</li> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-registered">Registered</span> has a <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span> Profile, but has not yet confirmed his or her email address.</li> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-guest">Guest</span> is not logged in with any account and has not claimed his or her comments.</li> \
				<li class="dsq-help-otheraccts">Other accounts</li> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-facebook">Facebook</span> is using his or her Facebook profile via Facebook Connect.</li> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-twitter">Twitter</span> is using his or her Twitter profile via Twitter Sign-in.</li> \
				<li><span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-openid">OpenID</span> is using his or her OpenID.</li> \
			</ul> \
		';

		this.popModal(html, 'Help: Types of Commenters', post_id);
		return;
	};

	this.permalink = function(post_id) {
		var header = 'Link to this comment';
		var body = '<strong>You are anchored to</strong>:<br />' + document.location.protocol + '//' + document.location.host + document.location.pathname + document.location.search + '#comment-' + post_id;

		this.popModal(body, header, post_id);
	};

	this.login = function(header, body) {
		var h = header || 'Login or Register';
		var b = body || '';
		b += Dsq.Templates.frameLogin({id: 'dsq-popup-login'});
		b += '</iframe>'; // HACK: Sometimes there is something funky with the IFRAME SRC that causes no end tag
		this.popModal(b, h, null, true, 'dsq-popup-login');
	};

	this.blacklist = function(id) {
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[id];
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][_meta.user_key];
		var title = 'Add to Blacklist';
		var message = ' \
		Adding this person to the blacklist will block him or her from commenting on this site. Check the following types that you would like to add to the blacklist:'
		+ (userData['registered'] ?
			'<div class="dsq-blacklist-option"> \
				<input id="dsq-blacklist-username" type="checkbox" checked> \
				<label for="dsq-blacklist-username"><strong>Username</strong>: ' + userData['username'] + '</label> \
			</div>'
			: '')
		+ (_meta.email ?
			'<div class="dsq-blacklist-option"> \
				<input id="dsq-blacklist-email" type="checkbox" checked> \
				<label for="dsq-blacklist-email"><strong>Email address</strong>: ' + _meta.email + '</label> \
			</div>'
			: '')
		+ '<div class="dsq-blacklist-option"> \
			<input id="dsq-blacklist-ip" type="checkbox" onclick="Dsq.$(\'dsq-blacklist-ip-warning\').style.display=\'block\'"> \
			<label for="dsq-blacklist-ip"><strong>IP address</strong>: ' + _meta.ip + '</label> \
		</div> \
		';

		message += ' \
			<p id="dsq-blacklist-ip-warning" style="display:none">	\
				Note: Blocking this person\'s IP address may also unintentionally prevent others, who share his/her IP address, from commenting on this site. \
				This may include people who are sharing the same computer, living in the same house, or using the same Internet provider. Only block an IP address as a last resort. \
			</p> \
		';

		message += ' \
			<p style="text-align:center"><button onclick="Dsq.Post.blockUser(' + id + '); this.disabled=true; this.innerHTML=\'Just one moment...\'">Add to Blacklist</button></p> \
		';

		Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title);
	};

	this.remoteAccountSettings = function() {
		var body = '';
		// Set up IFrame.
		var params = {};
		var base_url = 'http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/_auth/embed/remote_settings/';
		var attributes = {id: 'dsq-popup-account-settings'};
		if (typeof disqus_frame_theme != 'undefined') {
			params['theme'] = disqus_frame_theme;
		}

		body = Dsq.Templates._frameGeneric(base_url, params, attributes);
		this.popModal(body, 'Account Settings', null, true, 'dsq-popup-account-settings');
	};

	this.popModal = function(message, title, post_id, use_listener, extra_classes) {
		var container = document.createElement('div');
		var header, body;

		Dsq.Popup._closePopup(null, true);

		if(typeof(title) == 'undefined') { title = ''; }
		if(typeof(use_listener) == 'undefined') { use_listener = true; }

		if(post_id) {
			container.id = 'dsq-popup-message-' + post_id;
		} else {
			container.id = 'dsq-popup-message';
		}

		header = title;
		body = message;

		container.innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.popupModal(header, body);
		Dsq.Popup.initPopup(container, post_id, 'message', extra_classes);
		if(use_listener) {
			Dsq.Popup.popupListener = Dsq.Utils.addEventListener(document, 'mouseup', Dsq.Popup._closePopup);
		}
	};

	this.popAlert = this.popModal;

	this.loading = function(post_id) {
		var title = Dsq.Strings.JUST_A_MOMENT;
		var body = '<div style="text-align:center; padding: 5px 0 10px 0"><img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/loading.gif" alt="" /></div>'
		Dsq.Popup.lightbox(body, title, post_id);
	};

	this.lightbox = function(message, title, post_id) {
		// Wraps Dsq.Popup.popModal

		var overlay = document.createElement('div');
		overlay.id = 'dsq-overlay';
		overlay.className = 'dsq-overlay';
		Dsq.$b.appendChild(overlay);
		
		Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title, post_id, false, 'dsq-lightbox');
	};

	this.popProfile = function(post_id, userKey) {
		var post = Dsq.jsonData['posts'][post_id];
		if (post && post.has_been_anonymized) {
			Dsq.Popup.popModal('This message was anonymized by its previous owner.', 'Anonymized', post_id);
			return;
		}

		if(post_id) {
			userKey = Dsq.jsonData['posts'][post_id].user_key;	
		}
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][userKey];
		var elId = 'dsq-popup-profile-' + userKey;
		var container = document.createElement('div');

		if(this.activePopup.el) {
			this._closePopup(null, true);
			if(this.activePopup.linkClicked) {
				this.activePopup.linkClicked = false;
				return;
			}
		}

		container.id = elId;
		container.innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.popupProfile(userKey);

		this.initPopup(container, post_id, 'profile');
		this.popupListener = Dsq.Utils.addEventListener(document, 'mouseup', this._closePopup);

		if(!this.profileCache[userKey]) {
			Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/embed/profile.js'
				+ '?username=' + userKey
				+ '&anon=' + (userData['registered'] ? 0 : 1)
				+ '&f=' + Dsq.jsonData['request'].forum);
		} else {
			this.updateProfile(userKey);
		}
	};

	this._closePopup = function(e, force) {
		var activePopup = Dsq.Popup.activePopup.el;
		var id = Dsq.Popup.activePopup.id;
		var link = 'dsq-avatar-' + id; // HACK: Specific to profile toggle target

		// HACK: This event should be gone if there is no active popup.
		if(!activePopup) {
			return;
		}
		if(force || !Dsq.Popup.isClicked(e, activePopup.id)) {
			// TODO: This is breaking iE?
			if(Dsq.Popup.popupListener) {
				Dsq.Utils.removeEventListener(Dsq.Popup.popupListener);
			}
			
			// Kill overlay
			var overlay = Dsq.$('dsq-overlay');
			if(overlay) { Dsq.Utils.deleteNode(overlay); }
			
			try {
				Dsq.Utils.deleteNode(activePopup);
			} catch(e) {
				// HACK: IE6 throws an error when using deleteNode() with a node containing a <table> in the html.
				activePopup.parentNode.removeChild(activePopup);
			}
			Dsq.Popup.activePopup = {};
		}

		if(!force && Dsq.Popup.isClicked(e, link)) {
 			Dsq.Popup.activePopup.linkClicked = true;
		}

	};

	this.initPopup = function(popup, post_id, type, extra_classes) {
		popup.className = 'dsq-popup dsq-popup-' + type + ' ' + (extra_classes ? extra_classes : '');
		if(Dsq.Utils.ie6 || Dsq.Utils.ie7) {
			// HACK: We can't modify the body before it's ready, so we need
			//       to use an IE-safe "DOMReady" workaround before loading
			//       our popup.
			Dsq.Utils.execOnReady(function() {Dsq.$b.appendChild(popup); });
		} else {
			Dsq.$b.appendChild(popup);
		}

		popup.style.display = 'block';

		var xPos = (Dsq.Utils.getWindowSize()[0] - popup.offsetWidth) / 2;
		var yPos = (Dsq.Utils.getWindowSize()[1] - popup.offsetHeight) / 2;

		if(Dsq.Utils.ie6) {
			yPos += Dsq.Utils.getScrollPos()[1];
		}

		popup.style.left = xPos + 'px';
		popup.style.top = yPos + 'px';

		Dsq.Popup.activePopup = {
			'el' : popup,
			'id' : post_id,
			'type': type,
			'linkClicked' : false
		};
	};

	this.isClicked = function(e, id) {
		var t = e.target || e.srcElement;
		while(t && t.parentNode) {
			if(t.id == id) {
				return true;
			}

			t = t.parentNode;
		}
		return false;
	};
};
// Dsq.Popup

/**
 * Dsq.Templates
 */
Dsq.Templates = new function() {
	/*
	 * Counter keeping track of the number of posts iterated over.
	 */
	this.postLoopCounter = 0;
	this.filters = {};
	this.addPostContainer = 'dsq-post-add';
	this.textareaContainer = 'dsq-post-add';

	this.registerTemplate = function(name, func) {
		this['$$_' + name] = func;

		if(typeof DsqLocal.Filters != 'undefined'
		&& typeof DsqLocal.Filters[name] == 'function') {
			// Push filters to this.filters to unify code.
			this.filters[name] = this.filters[name] || [];
			this.filters[name].push(DsqLocal.Filters[name]);
		}

		this[name] = function() {
			var ret;

			if(typeof DsqLocal.Templates != 'undefined'
			&& typeof DsqLocal.Templates[name] == 'function') {
				ret = DsqLocal.Templates[name].apply(this, arguments);
			}

			if(ret === undefined) {
				ret = this['$$_' + name].apply(this, arguments);
			}

			if(this.filters[name]) {
				var args = [ret];

				args.push.apply(args, arguments);
				for(var i = 0; i < this.filters[name].length; i++) {
					ret = this.filters[name][i].apply(this, args);
				}
			}

			return ret;
		};
	};

	this.registerFilter = function(name, func) {
		this.filters[name] = this.filters[name] || [];
		this.filters[name].push(func);
	};

	/**
	 * Dsq.Templates.Filters
	 */
	this.Filters = new function() {
		this.commentContainer = function(post_id, s) {
			var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
			var classes = [];
			if(Dsq.jsonData.request.page > 1) {
				classes.push('dsq-append');
			}

			//
			// Extra classes used for custom themes
			//

			if(_meta.depth) {
				classes.push('dsq-comment-child', 'dsq-depth-' + _meta.depth, 'dsq-parent-is-' + _meta.parent_post_id);
			}


			//

			if(_meta.author_is_creator) {
				// TODO: We need to deprecate the "special" class since it is not properly prefixed.
				classes.push('special', 'dsq-special');
			}
			if(_meta.author_is_moderator) {
				classes.push('dsq-moderator');
			}
			classes.push(['dsq-odd', 'dsq-even'][Dsq.Templates.postLoopCounter % 2]);

			s = s.substring(0, s.lastIndexOf('>'));
			return s + ' class="dsq-comment ' + classes.join(' ') + '" style="margin-left:' + _meta.depth*30 + 'px">';
		};

		this.commentContent = function(post_id, s) {
			var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
			if (_meta.killed) {
				return '<em>Comment removed.</em>';
			} else if (!_meta.approved) {
				return '<em>This comment was flagged for review.</em>';
			}

			s = s.replace(Dsq.MEDIA_POST_RE, Dsq.MediaPostHandler);
			return s;
		};
	};

	//
	// Thread
	//
	// TODO: These need to be stripped of all Django template tags.

	this.authPost = function() {
		if (!Dsq.jsonData.context.show_reply) {
			return '';
		}
		var result = [];
		result = result.concat([
				'<div id="dsq-auth"',
						Dsq.jsonData.integration.reply_position ? 'class="dsq-auth-bottom"' : '',
						'>',
					'<div class="dsq-by">',
						'<a href="http://disqus.com" target="_blank">',
							(Dsq.jsonData.integration.disqus_logo ?
								Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<img src="%(media_url)s/images/embed/by-disqus.png" alt="discussion by DISQUS">') :
								Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<img src="%(media_url)s/images/embed/dsq-button-120x19.png" alt="discussion by DISQUS">')
							),
						'</a>',
					'</div>',
					'<div class="dsq-auth-header">',
						'<h3 id="dsq-add-new-comment" class="dsq-h3-addcomment">',
								Dsq.Strings.ADD_NEW_COMMENT,
						'</h3>',
						'<div id="dsq-login">',
						(!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated && Dsq.jsonData.forum.allow_anon_post
								? '<p class="dsq-login-message" id="dsq-login-message">You are commenting as a <a class="dsq-help" title="Click for more information" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges(); return false">Guest</a>. You may select one to log into:</p>'
								: '')
		]);
		if (!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated) {
			result = result.concat([
							Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
								'<a id="dsq-login-toggle" href="%(disqus_url)s%(login_url)s?next=article:%(thread_id)s" onclick="Dsq.Popup.login(); return false"><img class="dsq-login-icon" src="%(media_url)s/images/dsq-profile-btn.png" title="%(log_into)s" alt="%(log_into)s"/></a>',
								{login_url: Dsq.Urls.LOGIN, thread_id: Dsq.jsonData.thread.id, log_into: Dsq.Strings.LOG_INTO_DISQUS}
								),
							'&nbsp; ',
							(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_fb_connect ?
								'<div id="dsq-fbc-login" onlogin="DisqusFbcParentController.onLogin()" size="medium" background="light" length="short" style="display:inline; margin-right:7px"></div>' :
								''
							),
							(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_twitter_signin ?
								Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
									'<div id="dsq-twitter-login" class="dsq-twitter-login" onclick="Dsq.Twitter.startTwitterConnect();" style="display:inline; cursor: pointer"><img src="%(media_url)s/images/twitter-signin-short.png" style="margin-right:7px" /></div>', {}) : ''),
							(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_openid ?
								Dsq.Utils.interpolate(
									'<div id="dsq-openid-login" class="dsq-openid-login" onclick="Dsq.OpenID.requestURL();" style="display:inline; cursor:pointer;"><img src="%(media_url)s/images/openid-login-button.png"/></div>', {}
								) : '')
			]);
		}
		result = result.concat([
						'</div>', // dsq-login
					'</div>', // dsq-auth-header
					'<div id="dsq-authenticated" class="dsq-authenticated" ',
						Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated ? 'style="display:block"' : '',
						'>',
						'<div class="dsq-authenticated-pic">',
								Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<a href="%(url)s" title="%(request_display_username)s">' +
																			'<img class="dsq-post-avatar" src="%(avatar_url)s" alt="" /></a>',
																			{avatar_url: Dsq.Urls.REQUEST_USER_AVATAR,
																			url: (Dsq.jsonData.request.is_remote
																					 ? Dsq.jsonData.request.url
																					 : Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + Dsq.Urls.REQUEST_USER_PROFILE) }),
						'</div>',
						'<div class="dsq-authenticated-info">',
							'<ul>',
								'<li>',
									(Dsq.jsonData.request.is_remote
										? Dsq.FmtStrings.LOGGED_IN_AS(
												Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<a href="%(url)s" title="%(request_display_username)s">%(request_display_username)s</a>', {url:Dsq.jsonData.request.url})
										  )
										: Dsq.FmtStrings.LOGGED_IN_AS(
												Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<a href="%(disqus_url)s%(profile_url)s" title="%(request_display_username)s">%(request_display_username)s</a>')
											)
									),
								'</li>',
								'<li class="logout">',
									(!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_remote
										? Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<img class="dsq-login-icon" src="%(media_url)s/images/dsqicon12.png" alt="%(logged_in_as)s"/>&nbsp',
											{logged_in_as: Dsq.FmtStrings.LOGGED_IN_AS(Dsq.jsonData.request.display_username)})
										: ''),

									(!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_remote
										? Dsq.Utils.interpolate('<a href="%(disqus_url)s%(logout_url)s?ctkn=%(csrf_token)s" title="%(logout_from_disqus)s">',
											{logout_url: Dsq.Urls.LOGOUT, csrf_token: Dsq.CSRF_TOKEN, logout_from_disqus: Dsq.FmtStrings.LOGOUT_FROM('DISQUS')})
										: ((Dsq.jsonData.request.remote_domain == 'twitter')
												? Dsq.Utils.interpolate('using Twitter (<a href="%(disqus_url)s%(logout_url)s?ctkn=%(csrf_token)s" title="Logout">Logout</a>)',
												 {logout_url: Dsq.Urls.LOGOUT, csrf_token: Dsq.CSRF_TOKEN})
												: ((Dsq.jsonData.request.remote_domain == 'openid')
													 ? Dsq.Utils.interpolate('using OpenID (<a href="%(disqus_url)s%(logout_url)s?ctkn=%(csrf_token)s" title="Logout">Logout</a>)',
													 {logout_url: Dsq.Urls.LOGOUT, csrf_token: Dsq.CSRF_TOKEN})
													 : ''
													)
											)
									),

									(!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_remote ? Dsq.FmtStrings.LOGOUT_FROM('<span class="logo-disqus">DISQUS</span>') : ''),
									'</a>',
								'</li>',
							'</ul>',
						'</div>',
					'</div>'
		]);
		if (Dsq.jsonData.context.use_fb_connect) {
			result = result.concat([
					'<div id="dsq-fbc-authenticated" class="dsq-authenticated">',
						'<div id="dsq-fbc-profilepic" class="dsq-authenticated-pic" uid="loggedinuser" type="FB.XFBML.ProfilePic" size="square" facebook-logo="true"></div>',
						'<div class="dsq-authenticated-info">',
							'<ul>',
								'<li>',
									'Logged in as <span id="dsq-fbc-name" uid="loggedinuser" type="FB.XFBML.Name" linked="true" useyou="false"></span>',
								'</li>',
								'<li class="logout">using Facebook Connect <a href="#" onclick="javascript:DisqusFbcParentController.logout();return false;">(Logout)</a></li>',
							'</ul>',
						'</div>',
					'</div>'
			]);
		}
		result = result.concat([
				'</div>', // dsq-auth
				'<div id="dsq-toolbar-items">',
				'</div>'
		]);
		result = result.concat([
					//
					//
					//
				((!Dsq.jsonData.forum.allow_anon_post && !Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated) ?
					// Needs to be translated:
					('<p id="dsq-no-anon-msg">Required: Please log into <span class="logo-disqus">Disqus</span> ' +
					(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_fb_connect ? 'or connect with Facebook ' : '') +
					(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_twitter_signin ? 'or sign in with Twitter ' : '') +
					(Dsq.jsonData.context.use_openid ? 'or sign in using OpenID ' : '') +
					Dsq.Utils.interpolate('to comment on <strong>%(forum_name)s</strong>.</p>')) :
					''
				),
				'<div id="dsq-post-add"></div>',
				'<div style="margin:10px 0">',
				((Dsq.jsonData.forum.use_media) ?
						'<a href="#" id="dsq-media-link" onclick="Dsq.Post.showMenu(this, false, \'media\'); return false">' + Dsq.Strings.USE_MEDIA + ' <small>&#9660;</small></a>' :
						''),
				'</div>'
		]);
		return result.join('');
	};


	this.header = function() {

		var html = '\<h3 id="dsq-comments-count" class="dsq-h3-commentcount">\
	 <span id="dsq-num-posts">60</span> Comments\
	 &nbsp;\
	 <span class="dsq-item-feed">\
	 <a href="http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex/latest.rss"><img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/embed/bullet-feed.png"></a>\
	 </span>\
	 </h3>\
	 <div id="dsq-options" style="margin:15px 0">\
	 <span class="dsq-item-sort">\
	 Sort by\
	 <select id="dsq-sort-select" onchange="Dsq.Thread.sortBy(this.value);">\
	 <option value="hot" selected="selected">Popular now</option>\
	 <option value="best" >Best Rating</option>\
	 <option value="newest" >Newest first</option>\
	 <option value="oldest" >Oldest first</option>\
	 </select>\
	 &nbsp;\
	 </span>\
	 <span class="dsq-item-cp"><a href="http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex/">Community Page</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>\
	 <span class="dsq-item-subscribe">\
	 <img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/embed/email.png" style="width:12px;height:12px;vertical-align:middle">\
	 <span id="dsq-subscribe">\
	 <a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Thread.subscribe(1); return false">Subscribe by email</a>\
	 </span>\
	 </span>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-alerts">\
	 </div>\
		';

		
			html = Dsq.Templates.authPost() + html;
		

		
		if (Dsq.jsonData.request.is_moderator) { 
			html = ' \
			<div class="dsq-alert-message dsq-upgrade-message"> \
				<strong>Disqus upgrade available.</strong> Hi ' + Dsq.jsonData.request.display_username + ', this message is being displayed to you because you are a moderator of this site. <a href="#" onclick="Dsq.$(\'dsq-upgrade-message\').style.display=\'block\';this.style.display=\'none\';return false">Click here for details.</a> \
				<div style="display:none; margin-top:10px;" id="dsq-upgrade-message"> \
					A new theme is available with added features. <a href="http://disqus.com/comments/settings/' + Dsq.jsonData.forum.url + '/?p=customize">To change your theme, click here</a> and choose the theme Narcissus. \
					If you do not upgrade, you are missing out on features such as: real-time commenting, new sign-in integrations, and an upgrade interface. \
					<strong>This message will automatically go away in one week.</strong> \
				</div> \
			</div> \
			' + html; 
		}
		return html;
	};

	this.footer = function() {
		var html = Dsq.Templates.pagination();

		

		html += Dsq.Templates.reactions();

		
			html += Dsq.Templates.trackbacks();
		

		return html;
	};

	this.pagination = function() {
		var html = '';
		
		if (Dsq.$('dsq-pagination')) { Dsq.$('dsq-pagination').innerHTML = ''; }
		if (!Dsq.jsonData.thread.paginate) { return ''; }

		//
		// TODO: num_paginator still uses the template tag for pagination, 
		// 		while append_paginator does it all in JavaScript.
		//		This should all be in JavaScript.
		//

		if (Dsq.jsonData.thread.num_pages > 1 && Dsq.jsonData.request.page < Dsq.jsonData.thread.num_pages) {
			html = ' \<a class="dsq-paginate-append-text" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Thread.paginate(Dsq.jsonData.request.page + 1, this); return false">Show more comments...</a>\
	 <button class="dsq-button-small dsq-paginate-append-button" onclick="Dsq.Thread.paginate(Dsq.jsonData.request.page + 1, this);">Load more comments</button>\
			';
		}
		
		if (Dsq.$('dsq-pagination')) {
			Dsq.$('dsq-pagination').innerHTML = html;
			return '';
		} else {
			return '<div id="dsq-pagination" class="dsq-pagination">' + html + '</div>';
		}
	};

	this.trackbacks = function() {
		var html = '';

		if(typeof DsqLocal != 'undefined' && DsqLocal.trackback_url && DsqLocal.trackbacks) {
			var trackbacks = DsqLocal.trackbacks;
			var trackback_url = DsqLocal.trackback_url;
		} else {
			var trackbacks = [
			
			
			];
			var trackback_url = 'http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex/trackback/';
		}

		html += '<div class="dsq-item-trackback">Trackback URL&nbsp;&nbsp;<input class="dsq-trackback-url" onclick="this.select()" readonly="true" value="' + trackback_url + '"></div>';

		if(trackbacks.length) {
			html += '<ul id="dsq-references">'
			for(var i = 0; i < trackbacks.length; i++) {
				var trackback = trackbacks[i];
				html += '<li><cite><a href="' + trackback.author_url + '" rel="nofollow">' + trackback.author_name + '</a></cite> \
						<p class="dsq-meta">' + trackback.date + '</p> \
						<p class="dsq-content">' + trackback.excerpt + '</p></li>';
			}
			html += '</ul>';
			html = '<h3 class="dsq-h3-trackbacks">Trackbacks</h3>' + html;
		}

		return html;
	}

	this.showRetweets = function(id, limit, element_id /* Optional */) {
		var source, html = '';

		for (var i = 0, reaction; reaction = Dsq.jsonData.reactions[i]; i++) {
			if (reaction.id === id) {
				source = reaction.retweets;
			}
		}

		if (source) {
			if (limit === 0) {
				limit = source.length;
			}

			for (var j = 0; j < limit; j++) {
				var rt = source[j];
				html += '<a href="' + rt.url + '">' + rt.author_name + '</a>'	+ ((j === (limit - 1)) ? '.' : ', ');
			}
		}

		if (element_id === undefined) {
			return html;
		}

		var element = document.getElementById(element_id);
		element.innerHTML = html;
		return element;
	};

	this.showMoreReactions = function(reactions, has_more, start, limit) {
		var link = document.getElementById('dsq-show-more-reactions');
		var container = link.parentNode;
		container.removeChild(link);

		for (var i = 0, reaction; reaction = reactions[i]; i++) {
			var el = Dsq.Templates.generateReactionHTML(reaction);
			if (el) {
				container.innerHTML += el;
			}
		}

		if (has_more) {
			var d = Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url;
			var f = Dsq.jsonData.forum.url;
			var t = Dsq.jsonData.thread.id;
			var s = start;
			var l = limit;

			var handler = 'Dsq.Utils.execScript(\'' + d + '/forums/' + f + '/more_reactions.js?t=' + t + '&s=' + s + '&l=' + l + '\', true); return false;';
			container.innerHTML += '<li id="dsq-show-more-reactions"><a href="#" onclick="' + handler + '">Show more reactions</a></li>';
		}
	};

	this.generateReactionHTML = function(reaction) {
		if (reaction.body === null || reaction.body == '') {
			return;
		}

		if (reaction.author_name === '') {
			reaction.author_name = '&nbsp;';
		}

		if (reaction.url === '') {
			reaction.url = reaction.get_service_url;
		}

		/* Reaction HTML begins */
		var item = '<li class="dsq-reaction" id="dsq-reaction-' + reaction.id + '">'
			+ '<div class="dsq-reaction-header">'
			+ '<div class="dsq-header-avatar">';

		if (reaction.author_url && reaction.author_url !== '') {
			item += '<a target="_blank" href="' + reaction.author_url +'">';
		} else {
			item += '<a target="_blank" href="#" onclick="return false;">';
		}

		if (reaction.avatar_url && reaction.avatar_url !== '') {
			item += '<img src="' + reaction.avatar_url + '"/>';
		} else {
			item += '<img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.media_url + '/images/noavatar32.png"/>';
		}

		var service_icon = (reaction.get_service_name == 'trackback' || reaction.get_service_name == 'pingback' ? 'rss' : reaction.get_service_name.replace(' ', ''));
		item += '<img class="dsq-service-icon" src="' + Dsq.jsonData.media_url + '/images/reactions/services/' + service_icon + '.png"/>'
			+ '</a></div>'
			+ '<cite><span>' + reaction.author_name + '</span></cite>'
			+ '<span class="dsq-header-meta"><a class="dsq-header-time">' + reaction.date_created + '</a></span>'
			+ '</div><div class="dsq-reaction-body">'
			+ '<div class="dsq-reaction-message">' + reaction.body + '</div>'
			+ '<div class="dsq-reaction-footer">From <a class="dsq-service-name" target="_blank" href="' + reaction.url + '">' + reaction.get_service_name + '</a> '
			+ 'via ' + (reaction.source == 'backtype' ? '<a href="http://backtype.com/">BackType</a>' : '<a href="' + reaction.source_url + '">UberVU</a>')
			+ (Dsq.jsonData.request.is_moderator || Dsq.jsonData.request.is_global_moderator ? '&nbsp;&bull;&nbsp;<a class="dsq-hide-reaction" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Reaction.hide(' + reaction.id + '); return false;">Hide</a>' : '') + '</div></div>';

		if(reaction.retweets) {
			var num_retweets = reaction.retweets.length;
			if (num_retweets > 0) {
				item += '<div class="dsq-reaction-retweets">';
				if (num_retweets == 1) {
					item += 'One more retweet from <a href="' + reaction.retweets[0].url + '">'  + reaction.retweets[0].author_name + '</a>';
				} else {
					item += (num_retweets + ' more retweets from ');

					item += '<span id="dsq-reaction-retweets-' + reaction.id + '">';
					var n_tweets = (num_retweets > 15) ? 15 : num_retweets;
					item += Dsq.Templates.showRetweets(reaction.id, n_tweets);

					if (n_tweets != num_retweets) {
						item += '</span> <a onclick="Dsq.Templates.showRetweets(' + reaction.id + ', 0, \'dsq-reaction-retweets-' + reaction.id + '\');'
							+ 'this.parentNode.removeChild(this); return false;" href="#">Show all</a>';
					}
				}
				item += '</div>';
			}
		}

		item += '</li>'; /* Reaction HTML ends */
		return item;
	};

	this.reactions = function() {
		var html, reaction;

		if (Dsq.jsonData.reactions === undefined || Dsq.jsonData.reactions.length === 0) {
			return '';
		}

		html = '';
		for (var i = 0; reaction = Dsq.jsonData.reactions[i]; i++) {
			var item = Dsq.Templates.generateReactionHTML(reaction);
			if (item) {
				html += item;
			}
		}

		if (Dsq.jsonData.has_more_reactions) {
			var d = Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url;
			var f = Dsq.jsonData.forum.url;
			var t = Dsq.jsonData.thread.id;
			var s = Dsq.jsonData.reactions_start;
			var l = Dsq.jsonData.reactions_limit;

			var handler = 'Dsq.Utils.execScript(\'' + d + '/forums/' + f + '/more_reactions.js?t=' + t + '&s=' + s + '&l=' + l + '\', true); return false;';
			html += '<li id="dsq-show-more-reactions"><a href="#" onclick="' + handler + '">Show more reactions</a></li>';
		}

		return '<h3 class="dsq-h3-reactions">Reactions</h3><ul id="dsq-reactions" class="dsq-reactions">' + html + '</ul>';
	};
	
	this.missingPermissions = function() {
		return '';
	};

	//
	// Post
	//

	this.prependPost = function(post_id) {
		var html = '<div id="comment-' + post_id + '"></div>';
		return html;
	};

	this.appendPost = function(post_id) {
		var html = '<div id="dsq-comment-reply-' + post_id + '"></div>';
		return html;
	};

	this.postPrependHeader = function(post_id) {
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][_meta.user_key];

		var _includeServices = function() {
			var userServices = Dsq.Post.getUserServices(null, post_id);
			var html = '';
			var hiddenThreshold = 3; // Define # of services to show before stuffing them in hidden div

			for(var i = 0; i < userServices.length; i++) {
				html +=
				(i == hiddenThreshold
					? '<li id="dsq-drop-hidden-' + post_id +'" class="dsq-drop-hidden"><ul>'
					: '')
				+ '<li class="dsq-drop-services"> \
					<a class="dsq-service-' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '" href="' + userServices[i].url + '" target="_blank"> \
						<img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.media_url + '/images/embed/services/' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '.png" alt="' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '">'
					+ userServices[i].name
					+ '</a> \
				</li>';
			}

			if(i >= hiddenThreshold) {
				html += '</ul></li> \
				<li id="dsq-drop-more-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-drop-more"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.dropProfileMore(this, '+ post_id + '); return false"><small>&#9660;</small></a></li> \
				';
			}
			return html;
		};

		return ' \
			<div class="dsq-header-avatar" id="dsq-header-avatar-' + post_id + '" onmouseover="Dsq.Post.dropProfile(' + post_id + ')"> \
				<a id="dsq-avatar-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-avatar" href="' + userData.url + '" onclick="Dsq.Popup.popProfile(' + post_id + '); return false;">'
			+ (Dsq.jsonData.forum.show_avatar
				? '<img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.users[_meta.user_key].avatar + '" alt="" />'
				: '')
			+ '</a>'
			+ '</div> \
		';
	};

	this.postAppendHeader = function(post_id) {
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];

		return ''
			+ (_meta.author_is_moderator
				? '<img class="dsq-mod-star" src="http://media.disqus.com/images/bullet-star.png" title="Moderator" alt="" />'
				: '')
			+ '<span class="dsq-header-meta"> \
				<a id="dsq-time-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-header-time" href="#comment-' + post_id + '" title="Permalink">' + _meta.date + '</a> \
			</span>';
	};

	this.preBody = function(post_id) {
		return '';
	}

	this.postBody = function(post_id) {
		// TODO: Deprecate flagging conditional
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
		return ''
			+ (_meta.edited
				? '<p class="dsq-editedtxt">(Edited by a moderator)</p>'
				: '')
			;
	};

	this.postFooter = function(post_id) {
		// TODO: Use media should be conditional
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
		if(_meta.killed) { return ''; }

		return ' \
			<div class="dsq-comment-footer" id="dsq-comment-footer-' + post_id + '"> \
				<div id="dsq-points-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-likedtxt">'
				+ (_meta.points
					? _meta.points + Dsq.Utils.pluralize(_meta.points, ' person', ' people') + ' liked this comment.'
					: '')
				+ '</div>'
				+ '<ul class="dsq-comment-options dsq-list-style">'
				+ (_meta.votable
					? '<li class="dsq-list-first dsq-rate" id="dsq-rate-cont-' + post_id + '">'
					+ (!_meta.up_voted
						? '<a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.rate(this, ' + post_id + ', 1); return false;">Like</a>'
						: 'You liked this.') + '</li>'
					: '')
				+ '<li class="dsq-report' + (!_meta.votable ? ' dsq-list-first' : '') + '" id="dsq-post-report-' + post_id + '"><a href="#" class="dsq-post-report" onclick="Dsq.Post.report(' + post_id + ', false); return false;">Report</a></li> \
				</ul> \
				<ul class="dsq-list-style">'
				+ (_meta.can_reply
					? '<li class="dsq-list-first"><a href="#" id="dsq-reply-link-' + post_id +'" onclick="Dsq.Post.toggleReply(this, ' + post_id +'); return false;">Reply</a></li>'
					: '')
				+ (_meta.can_reply && !_meta.has_replies && _meta.from_request_user
					? '<li id="dsq-edit-el-' + post_id + '"><a id="dsq-edit-link-' + post_id + '" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.edit(this, ' + post_id + '); return false;">Edit</a></li>'
					: '')
				+ '<li class="' + (!_meta.can_reply ? 'dsq-list-first' : '') + '" id="dsq-more-el-' + post_id + '"><a id="dsq-more-link-' + post_id + '" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.showMenu(this, ' + post_id + ', \'more\'); return false">More <small>&#9660;</small></a></li>'
				+ (Dsq.jsonData.forum.use_media
					? '<li id="dsq-media-el-' + post_id +'" style="display:none"><a id="dsq-media-link-' + post_id + '" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.showMenu(this, ' + post_id + ', \'media\'); return false">Use Media <small>&#9660;</small></a></li>'
					: '')
				+ '</ul>'
				+ '<div id="dsq-reply-bar-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-reply-bar" style="display:none"> \
						<div id="dsq-reply-bar-items-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-reply-bar-items"> \
						</div> \
						<div id="dsq-reply-bar-auth-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-reply-bar-auth"> \
							 \
								 \
								 	<a href="#" class="dsq-help dsq-reply-req-opt" title="You are commenting as a Guest. You may choose to log into an existing DISQUS Profile, your Facebook, Twitter or OpenID account to comment on BlogXilla For Sexual Intellectuals" onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges(); return false">Optional:</a> \
								 \
								<img class="dsq-login-icon" src="http://media.disqus.com/images/dsq-favicon-16x16.png" alt="" /> \
								<a id="dsq-reply-login-' + post_id + '" href="http://disqus.com/profile/login/?next=article:16301590" onclick="Dsq.Popup.login(); return false">Login</a> \
								 \
								&nbsp;or&nbsp; \
									<img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/twitter-signin-icon.png" alt="" /> \
									<a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Twitter.startTwitterConnect(); return false">Sign-in</a> \
								 \
								 \
							 \
						</div> \
					</div> \
					<div id="dsq-reply-' + post_id + '"></div> \
			</div> \
		';
	};

	//
	// Iframes
	//

	this._makeAttributes = function(attributes) {
		// Makes a tag attributes string out of an object.
		// Caller is responsible for making sure nothing needs to be escaped.
		var result = [];
		for (key in attributes) {
			result.push(' ' + key + '="' + attributes[key] + '"');
		}
		result = result.join('');
		return result;
	};

	this._frameGeneric = function(base_url, params, attributes) {
		if(typeof(disqus_callback_params) == 'undefined') {
			disqus_callback_params = '';
		}

		var default_params = {
			// TODO: These should be moved to Dsq.jsonData.
			'f'				: 'blogxilla',
			't'				: 'the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex',
			// Do we need encodeURIComponent here?
			'ifrs'			: encodeURIComponent(disqus_iframe_css),
			'to_redirect'	: encodeURIComponent(window.location),
			'cbp'			: disqus_callback_params,
			'ff'			: Dsq.Thread.ff,
			'fc'			: Dsq.Thread.fc,
			'ac'			: Dsq.Thread.ac,
			'default_text'	: disqus_default_text
		};

		base_url += '?' + (new Date()).getTime();
		// Add params to default_params.
		if(params) {
			for(var key in params) {
				if(params.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
					default_params[key] = encodeURIComponent(params[key]);
				}
			}
		}
		// Build querystring.
		for(var key in default_params) {
			if(default_params[key] && default_params.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
				base_url += '&' + key + '=' + default_params[key];
			}
		}

		return [
			'<iframe marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" hspace="0" vspace="0" frameborder="0"',
			(' allowtransparency="true" src="' + base_url + '"'),
			this._makeAttributes(attributes),
			'</iframe>'].join('');
	};

	this.frameLogin = function(opt_attributes) {
		var params = {};
		var base_url = 'http://disqus.com/embed/login.html';
		var attributes = opt_attributes || {};
		attributes['class'] = 'dsq-post-login';

		if(typeof disqus_frame_theme != 'undefined') {
			params['theme'] = disqus_frame_theme;
		}
		return this._frameGeneric(base_url, params, attributes);
	};

	this.frameReply = function(post_id, extra_params, attributes) {
		// Returns the HTML for a reply iframe. Called by Dsq.Iframes.setReplyIframeToContainer
		var _meta = (typeof post_id != 'undefined') ? Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id] : false;
		var base_url = Dsq.Urls.REPLY;
		var params = {
			'def_email'		: disqus_def_email,
			'def_name'		: disqus_def_name
		};
		if(extra_params) {
			for(var key in extra_params) {
				if(extra_params.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
					params[key] = extra_params[key];
				}
			}
		}
		if(_meta) {
			params['parent_post'] = post_id;
		}
		if(typeof disqus_per_page != 'undefined') {
			params['per_page'] = disqus_per_page;
		}
		if(typeof disqus_frame_theme != 'undefined') {
			params['theme'] = disqus_frame_theme;
		}
		if(Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated) {
			attributes['class'] += '-authenticated';
		}
		return this._frameGeneric(base_url, params, attributes);
	};

	this.frameEdit = function(post_id) {
		var _meta = (typeof post_id != 'undefined') ? Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id] : false;
		var base_url = 'http://disqus.com/embed/edit.html';
		var params = {
			'p' : post_id
		};
		return this._frameGeneric(base_url, params, {'class': 'dsq-post-edit', 'name': 'dsq-edit_' + post_id + '-frame'});
	};

	//
	// Menus
	//

	this.menuMore = function(post_id) {
		// TODO: "Remove post" button should hide menu.
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][_meta.user_key];
		return ' \
			<li><a href="#comment-' + post_id + '" onclick="Dsq.Popup.permalink(' + post_id + ')">Link</a></li> \
			<li><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Popup.popProfile(' + post_id + '); return false;">Profile</a></li>'
	+ (Dsq.jsonData.request.is_moderator || Dsq.jsonData.request.is_global_moderator
		? '	<li class="dsq-menu-sep"></li>' + (_meta.email ? '<li class="dsq-admin-email">' + _meta.email + '</li>' : '')
		+ '	<li class="dsq-admin-ip">' + _meta.ip + '</li> \
			<li class="dsq-menu-sep"></li>'
		+ (Dsq.jsonData.request.moderator_can_edit
			? ' <li class="dsq-admin-edit"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.edit(this, ' + post_id + '); return false;">Edit Comment</a></li>'
			: '')
		+ ' <li class="dsq-remove"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.removePost(' + post_id + ', 1); return false;">Remove Comment</a></li> \
			<li class="dsq-report-spam"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.reportSpam(' + post_id + '); return false;">Mark Spam</a></li> \
			<li class="dsq-block-user"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Popup.blacklist(' + post_id + '); return false">Block User</a></li>'
		: '');
	};

	this.menuMedia = function(post_id) {
		return ' \
			<li><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.toggleMediaReply(this, ' + post_id + ', \'seesmic\'); return false;">Record video</a></li> \
		';
	};

	this.dropProfile = function(post_id) {
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id];
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][_meta.user_key];

		var _includeServices = function() {
			var userServices = Dsq.Post.getUserServices(null, post_id);
			var html = '';
			var hiddenThreshold = 3; // Define # of services to show before stuffing them in hidden div

			for(var i = 0; i < userServices.length; i++) {
				html +=
				(i == hiddenThreshold
					? '<li id="dsq-drop-hidden-' + post_id +'" class="dsq-drop-hidden"><ul>'
					: '')
				+ '<li class="dsq-drop-services"> \
					<a class="dsq-service-' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '" href="' + userServices[i].url + '" target="_blank"> \
						<img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.media_url + '/images/embed/services/' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '.png" alt="' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '">'
					+ userServices[i].name
					+ '</a> \
				</li>';
			}

			if(i >= hiddenThreshold) {
				html += '</ul></li> \
				<li id="dsq-drop-more-' + post_id + '" class="dsq-drop-more"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Post.dropProfileMore(this, '+ post_id + '); return false"><small>&#9660;</small></a></li> \
				';
			}
			return html;
		};


		var menu = '<li class="dsq-drop-showlnk"><a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Popup.popProfile(' + post_id + '); return false;">Expand &#8663;</a></li>';
		var pointsMessage = '';
		if (userData['registered']) {
			pointsMessage = 'with ' + userData['points'] + ' points (more points are better).';
		}

		if (userData['is_remote']) {
			var domain = userData['remote_domain_name'];
			menu += '<li class="dsq-drop-badge" title="' + userData['display_name'] + ' is a ' + domain + ' user ' + pointsMessage + '" onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges()">';
			menu += '<span class="dsq-badge-' + domain.toLowerCase() + '">' + domain + '</span></li>';
		} else if (userData['registered']) {
			if (userData['verified']) {
				menu += '<li class="dsq-drop-badge" title="' + userData['display_name'] + ' has a verified commenter profile ' + pointsMessage + '" onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges()">';
				menu += '<span class="dsq-badge-verified">Verified</span></li>';
			} else {
				menu += '<li class="dsq-drop-badge" title="' + userData['display_name'] + ' has a registered, but unverified, commenter profile ' + pointsMessage + '" onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges()">';
				menu += '<span class="dsq-badge-registered">Registered</span></li>';
			}
		} else {
			menu += '<li class="dsq-drop-badge" title="' + userData['display_name'] + ' has not claimed this commenter profile." onclick="Dsq.Popup.helpBadges()"><span class="dsq-badge-guest">Guest</span></li>';
		}

		menu += _includeServices();
		return menu;
	};

	//
	// Popups
	//

	this._popupGeneric = function(content) {
		return ' \
		<div class="dsq-popup-content"> \
			<div class="dsq-popup-top"></div> \
			<div class="dsq-popup-body" class="clearfix"> \
				<div class="dsq-popup-body-padding"> \
					<div class="dsq-popup-header"> \
						<a class="dsq-close-link" href="#" onclick="Dsq.Popup._closePopup(null, true); return false"><img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/modal-close.png" alt="" /></a>'
						+ content['header']
					+ '</div>'
					+ content['body']
					+ '<div class="powered-by"><a href="http://disqus.com/comments/">Powered by <img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/embed/disqus-logo.png" alt="Disqus Comments" style="margin-bottom:-5px" /></a></div> \
				</div> <!-- padding --> \
			</div> <!-- body --> \
			<div class="dsq-popup-bottom"></div> \
		</div> \
		';
	};

	this.popupProfile = function(user_key) {
		var userServices = Dsq.Post.getUserServices(user_key, null);
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][user_key];
		var headerHtml = '';
		var bodyHtml = '';
		var content = {};

		var _includeServices = function() {
			var html = '';
			for(var i = 0; i < userServices.length; i++) {
				html +=
				(i == 0
					? '<h4>Connections</h4><ul>'
					: '')
				+ '<li> \
					<img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.media_url + '/images/embed/services/' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '.png" alt="' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '" title="' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '" /> \
					<a class="dsq-service-' + userServices[i].name.toLowerCase() + '" href="' + userServices[i].url + '" target="_blank">'
					+ userServices[i].name
					+ '</a> \
				</li>'
				+ (i+1 == userServices.length ? '</ul>' : '');
			}
			return html;
		};

		headerHtml = ' \
			<table> \
				<tr> \
					<td> \
						<a class="dsq-profile-userurl" href="' + userData.url + '"><img class="dsq-popup-profile-avatar" src="' + userData['avatar'] + '" alt="" /></a> \
					</td> \
					<td> \
						<div class="dsq-popup-profile-user"> \
							<h3>' + userData['display_name'] + '</h3> \
							<div class="dsq-popup-profile-user-stats" id="dsq-popup-profile-user-stats-' + user_key + '">Loading...</div> \
						</div> \
					</td> \
				</tr> \
			</table> \
		';

		bodyHtml = ' \
			<div class="dsq-popup-profile-state"> \
				This is a&nbsp;<span class="'
					+ (userData['registered']
						? (userData['verified']
							? ' dsq-badge-verified'
							: (userData['is_remote']
								? ' dsq-badge-' + userData['remote_domain_name'].toLowerCase()
								: ' dsq-badge-registered')
							)
							: ' dsq-badge-guest') + '">'
			+ (userData['registered']
				? (userData['verified']
					? 'Verified'
					: (userData['is_remote']
						 ? userData['remote_domain_name']
						 : 'Registered')
					)
				: 'Guest')
			+ '</span>&nbsp;commenter profile.'
			+ '&nbsp;<a class="dsq-profile-userurl" href="' + userData.url + '"><strong>View more comments </strong></a>'
			+ (!userData['points']
				? '<p class="dsq-popup-notice">If this is you, <a href="http://disqus.com/profile" target="_blank">claim it now</a> to manage your comments.</p>'
				: '')
			+ ((userData['registered'] && !userData['verified'] && (Dsq.jsonData.request.username && (Dsq.jsonData.request.username == userData['username'])) && !userData['is_remote'])
				? '<p class="dsq-popup-notice"><strong>Alert</strong>: You have not verified this account. <a href="http://disqus.com/verify">Verify it now.</a></p>'
				: '')
			+ '</div> \
			<div id="dsq-profile-status-' + user_key + '" class="dsq-popup-profile-status" style="display:none"></div> \
			<div class="dsq-popup-profile-snapshot"> \
				<table> \
					<tr> \
						<td> \
							<div id="dsq-popup-profile-active-sites-wrapper-' + user_key + '"> \
								<h4>Most active sites</h4> \
								<ul id="dsq-popup-profile-active-sites-' + user_key + '"> \
									<li>Loading...</li> \
								</ul> \
							</div> \
						</td> \
						<td>'
							+ _includeServices()
							+ '<div id="dsq-popup-profile-moderated-wrapper-' + user_key + '"> \
								<h4>Moderator of</h4> \
								<ul id="dsq-popup-profile-moderated-' + user_key + '"> \
									<li>Loading...</li> \
								</ul> \
							</div> \
						</td> \
					</tr> \
				</table> \
			</div> \
			';

		content = {
			'header': headerHtml,
			'body': bodyHtml
		};

		return this._popupGeneric(content);
	};

	this.popupReblog = function() {
		var headerHtml = '';
		var bodyHtml = '';
		var content = {};

		headerHtml = ' \
			<cite><span>Reblog this comment</span></cite> \
		';

		bodyHtml = ' \
			<div id="dsq-reblog-form" class="dsq-reblog-form"> \
			</div> \
		';

		content = {
			'header': headerHtml,
			'body': bodyHtml
		};

		return this._popupGeneric(content);
	};

	this.popupModal = function(title, message) {
		var headerHtml = '';
		var bodyHtml = '';
		var content = {};

		headerHtml = ' \
			<h3>' + title + '</h3> \
		';

		bodyHtml = message;

		content = {
			'header': headerHtml,
			'body': bodyHtml
		};

		return this._popupGeneric(content);
	};

	this.alertContent = function(name, post_id) {
		var alert = {
			'post_not_approved': {
				'title': 'Comment awaiting approval by a moderator',
				'message': 'Thanks for posting. Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here.'
			},
			'post_has_profile': {
				'title': 'Use your existing commenter profile',
				'message': 'You have just posted your commment as a <span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-guest">Guest</span>, but you may already have a <span class="dsq-badge dsq-badge-registered">Registered</span> commenter profile.<br /><br /><a href="http://disqus.com/claim">Log in and claim this comment!</a>'
			}
		};
		return alert[name] || false;
	};

	//
	// Actions
	//

	this.voted = function(post_id, points, vote) {
		// Update number of points
		Dsq.$('dsq-points-' + post_id).innerHTML = points + Dsq.Utils.pluralize(points, ' person', ' people') + ' liked this comment.';

		// Update link text
		if(vote) {
			Dsq.$('dsq-rate-cont-' + post_id).innerHTML = 'You liked this.';
		}
	};

	this.subscribed = function(status) {
		var title, message;

		if(status) {
			title = 'Subscribed!';
			message = 'You have subscribed to this comment thread. New comments will be sent directly to your email inbox, where you may read and respond by email.';
			Dsq.$('dsq-subscribe').innerHTML = ' \
				<a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Thread.subscribe(0); return false">Unsubscribe</a> \
			';
		} else {
			title = 'Unsubscribed';
			message = 'You have unsubscribed to this comment thread. New comments will no longer be sent to your email inbox.';
			Dsq.$('dsq-subscribe').innerHTML = ' \
				<a href="#" onclick="Dsq.Thread.subscribe(1); return false">Subscribe by email</a> \
			';
		}

		Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title);

	};
	
	this.highlighted = function() {
		Dsq.Popup.popModal('This comment has been highlighted.', 'Highlighted comment');
	};

	//
	// Media
	//

	this.mediaSeesmic = function(id, thumb) {
		return ' \
			<div id="dsq-seesmic-' + id + '_preview" class="dsq-seesmic-preview"><a href="http://www.seesmic.com/video/' + id + '" target="_blank" class="see_link">&nbsp;</a> \
				<div style="display:block;width:160px; height:120px; border:none; background-image:url(http://t.seesmic.com/thumbnail/' + thumb + ')"> \
					<div id="dsq-seesmic-' + id + '_hide" class="seePlayOverlay" style="display:none;"><img onclick="see_play_video(\'' + id + '\',false)" src="http://media.disqus.com/images/seesmic/stopOverlay.png" width="50" height="50" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; padding-top: 30px; padding-left: 50px" alt="" /></div> \
					<div id="dsq-seesmic-' + id + '_show" class="seePlayOverlay"><img onclick="see_play_video(\'' + id + '\',true)" src="http://media.disqus.com/images/seesmic/playOverlay.png" width="50" height="50" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; border:none; padding-top: 30px; padding-left: 50px" alt="" /></div> \
				</div> \
			</div> \
			<div id="' + id + '_content" style="display:block; width:100%; padding-top:5px"></div> \
		';
	};

	//
	// Callbacks
	//

	this.postComment_onSuccess = function(parent_post_id) {
		// Increment post count
		var num_posts = Dsq.$('dsq-num-posts');
		var total_posts = Dsq.$('dsq-total-posts');
		
		if (num_posts) { 
			num_posts.innerHTML = parseInt(num_posts.innerHTML) + 1;
		}
		if (total_posts) { 
			total_posts.innerHTML = parseInt(total_posts.innerHTML) + 1;
		}
	};
};
// Dsq.Templates


/**
 * Dsq.Post
 */
Dsq.Post = new function() {
	this.openedMenu = {};
	this.menuEventListener = null;
	this.stateReplyToggled = {};
	this.stateEditToggled = {};
	this.stateRecordLink = {};

	/**
	 * Inserts a new post into the document.
	 *
	 * @param after_id {Number}	Insert a post before specified id.  If after_id
	 *							evaluates to false, then post in the front.  If
	 *							after_id is -1, post at the end.
	 */
	this.insert = function(after_id, id, message, author) {
		// Skeleton template from thread_posts.html.
		var skeleton = ' \
			<li id="dsq-comment-%(id)s"> \
				<div id="dsq-comment-header-%(id)s" class="dsq-comment-header"> \
					<cite id="dsq-cite-%(id)s" class="dsq-comment-cite"> \
						<a id="dsq-author-user-%(id)s" href="%(author_url)s" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">%(author_name)s</a> \
					</cite> \
				</div> \
				<div id="dsq-comment-body-%(id)s" class="dsq-comment-body"> \
					<div id="dsq-comment-message-%(id)s" class="dsq-comment-message">%(message)s</div> \
				</div> \
			</li> \
		';
		var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[id];
		var _user_meta = Dsq.jsonData.users[_meta.user_key];
		var markup = Dsq.Utils.interpolate(skeleton, {
			id: id,
			message: message,
			author_url: _user_meta.blog,
			author_name: _user_meta.display_name
		});
		var div = document.createElement('div');
		markup = markup.replace(Dsq.COMMENTS_RE, Dsq.CommentsHandler);
		div.innerHTML = markup;

		if (after_id === -1) {
			Dsq.$('dsq-comments').appendChild(div);
		} else if (!after_id) {
			Dsq.$('dsq-comments').insertBefore(div, Dsq.$('dsq-comments').firstChild);
		} else if (Dsq.$('dsq-comment-' + after_id)) {
			// Get next node after "after_id", so we can insert before it.
			// If "after_id" is the last comment, the target node is the
			// last node.
			
			// var append_post_id = Dsq.Templates.appendPost(after_id).replace('<div id="','').replace('"></div>', '');
			var append_post_id = 'dsq-append-post-' + after_id;
			var node = Dsq.$(append_post_id);
			while (node = node.nextSibling) {
				if (!node || node.nodeType == 1) { // 1 == Node.ELEMENT_NODE
					break;
				}
			}
			if (!node) {
				node = Dsq.$(append_post_id);
			}
			node.parentNode.insertBefore(div, node);
		}
	};

	this.incrementPostCount = function() {
		
		var num_posts = Dsq.$('dsq-num-posts');
		var total_posts = Dsq.$('dsq-total-posts');

		if (num_posts) {
			num_posts.innerHTML = parseInt(num_posts.innerHTML, 10) + 1;
		}
		if (total_posts) {
			total_posts.innerHTML = parseInt(total_posts.innerHTML, 10) + 1;
		}
	}
	
	this.outlineComment = function(post_id) {
		Dsq.$('dsq-comment-' + post_id).className += ' dsq-comment-outline';
		setTimeout("(function () { Dsq.Post.clearOutlineComment(" + post_id + ") })()", 3000);
	};
	
	this.clearOutlineComment = function(post_id) {
		Dsq.$('dsq-comment-' + post_id).className = Dsq.$('dsq-comment-' + post_id).className.replace('dsq-comment-outline', '');
	};

	this.showMenu = function(el, id, name) {
		var anchorPos = Dsq.Utils.findPos(el);
		var menu = document.createElement('ul');

		if(this.openedMenu) {
			if(this.openedMenu.linkClicked) {
				this.openedMenu.linkClicked = false;
				return;
			}
		}

		switch(name) {
			case 'more':
				menu.innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.menuMore(id);
				break;
			case 'media':
				menu.innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.menuMedia(id);
				break;
			default:
				break;
		}

		// Add menu to document body
		menu.id = 'dsq-menu-' + id;
		menu.className = 'dsq-menu';
		Dsq.$b.appendChild(menu);

		// Position and show
		anchorPos[1] += 15;
		menu.style.left = anchorPos[0] + 'px';
		menu.style.top = anchorPos[1] + 'px';
		menu.style.display = 'block';

		// Set global reference
		this.openedMenu = {
			'el' : menu,
			'id' : id,
			'name' : name,
			'linkClicked' : false
		};

		// Set listener
		this.menuEventListener = Dsq.Utils.addEventListener(document, 'mouseup', this._hideMenu);
	};

	this._hideMenu = function(e) {
		var el = e.target || e.srcElement;
		var openedMenu = Dsq.Post.openedMenu.el;
		var id = Dsq.Post.openedMenu.id;

		if(!id) {
			var link = 'dsq-' + Dsq.Post.openedMenu.name + '-link';
		} else {
			var link = 'dsq-' + Dsq.Post.openedMenu.name + '-link-' + id;
		}

		if(!openedMenu) {
			return;
		}

		if(!Dsq.Popup.isClicked(e, openedMenu.id)) {
			openedMenu.style.display = 'none';
			Dsq.Utils.removeEventListener(Dsq.Post.menuEventListener);
			Dsq.Utils.deleteNode(openedMenu);

		} else {
			// Hide the menu if a link was clicked inside the menu.  We can't
			// completely remove the menu until the onclick event on the link
			// fires, but the menuEventListener will prevent multiple menus
			// from polluting the DOM.
			if(el && typeof el.href != 'undefined') {
				openedMenu.style.display = 'none';
				Dsq.Post.openedMenu.el = null;
			}
		}

		if(Dsq.Popup.isClicked(e, link)) {
 			Dsq.Post.openedMenu.linkClicked = true;
		}
	};


	this.getUserServices = function(user_key, id) {
		if(!user_key && id) {
			var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[id];
			user_key = _meta.user_key;
		}
		var userData = Dsq.jsonData['users'][user_key];
		var userServices = [];

		// Keep a full list of supported services. This is the order they will display in the drop-profile.
		// Each service must have a corresponding case in _buildServiceUrl()
		var supportedServices = ['blog', 'twitter', 'facebook', 'tumblr'];

		function _buildServiceUrl(serviceName) {
			var data = userData[serviceName];
			var services = {
				blog:		function(d) { return d; },
				twitter:	function(d) { return d; },
				facebook:	function(d) { return d; },
				tumblr:		function(d) { return 'http://' + d + '.tumblr.com'; }
			};
			return services[serviceName](data);
		}

		for(var i = 0; i < supportedServices.length; i++) {
			if(userData[supportedServices[i]]) {
				var serviceUrl = _buildServiceUrl(supportedServices[i]);
				userServices.push({'name' : supportedServices[i], 'url' : serviceUrl});
			}
		}
		return userServices;
	}

	this.dropProfile = function(id) {
		var dp = Dsq.$('dsq-drop-profile-' + id);

		// IE6 needs JS to display/hide. All other browsers use CSS.
		if(dp) {
			if(Dsq.Utils.ie6) dp.style.display = (dp.style.display == 'inline') ? 'none' : 'inline';
			return false;
		} else {
			dp = document.createElement('ul');
		}

		dp.id = 'dsq-drop-profile-' + id;
		dp.className = 'dsq-drop-profile';

		if(Dsq.Utils.ie6) { dp.style.display = 'inline'; }

		var container = Dsq.$('dsq-header-avatar-' + id);
		dp.innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.dropProfile(id);
		container.appendChild(dp);
	};

	this.dropProfileMore = function(el, id) {
		var hiddenItems = Dsq.$('dsq-drop-hidden-' + id);

		hiddenItems.style.display = 'inline';
		el.parentNode.style.display = 'none';
	};

	this._updateReplyLinks = function(el, id) {
		// Update "reply / cancel" links based on state.
		var displayDict = {};

		if(id) {
			if(this.stateReplyToggled[id]) {
				el.innerHTML = 'Cancel';
				displayDict['media'] = 'inline';
				displayDict['edit'] = 'none';
			} else {
				el.innerHTML = 'Reply';
				displayDict['media'] = 'none';
				displayDict['edit'] = 'inline';
			}
		}

		for(var key in displayDict) {
			if(displayDict.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
				var	linkEl = Dsq.$('dsq-' + key + '-el-' + id),
					spacer = Dsq.$('dsq-' + key + '-spacer-' + id);

				if(linkEl) {
					linkEl.style.display = displayDict[key];
					if(spacer) spacer.style.display = displayDict[key];
				}
			}
		}
	};

	this._updateMediaLinks = function(el, id) {
		// Update "use media / cancel" links based on state.
		var appendId = (id) ? ('-' + id) : '';
		var link = Dsq.$('dsq-media-link' + appendId);

		if(this.stateRecordLink[id]) {
			link.innerHTML = 'Cancel Media';
			link.onclick = function() { Dsq.Post.toggleMediaReply(link, id); return false; };
		} else {
			link.innerHTML = 'Use Media <small>&#9660;</small>';
			link.onclick = function() { Dsq.Post.showMenu(link, id, 'media'); return false; };
		}
	};

	this.toggleReply = function(el, id) {
		// Create reply IFrame
		if (window.disqus_use_postmessage) {
			if (!this.stateReplyToggled[id]) {
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + id).style.display = 'block';
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-bar-' + id).style.display = 'block';
				// Create IFrame if it doesn't exist.
				if (!Dsq.frames['reply_' + id]) {
					var _meta = Dsq.jsonData.posts[id];
					Dsq.frames['reply_' + id] = new Dsq.ReplyFrame(Dsq.$('dsq-reply-frame-' + id), id);
					Dsq.frames['reply_' + id].init();
					Dsq.frames['reply_' + id].setState(id, _meta.depth);
				}
			} else {
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + id).style.display = 'none';
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-bar-' + id).style.display = 'none';
			}
		} else {
			// DEPRECATED
			if(!this.stateReplyToggled[id]) {
				// Reply toolbar
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-bar-' + id).style.display = 'block';
				Dsq.Iframes.showReplyIframeInContainerIfAllowed(Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + id), id);
			} else {
				Dsq.$('dsq-reply-bar-' + id).style.display = 'none';
				Dsq.Iframes.hideAllInContainer(Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + id));
				if(this.stateRecordLink[id]) {
					// HACK: Cancel media before canceling self.
					this.toggleMediaReply(Dsq.$('dsq-media-link-' + id), id);
				}
			}
		}

		this.stateReplyToggled[id] = !this.stateReplyToggled[id];
		this._updateReplyLinks(el, id);

		if(Dsq.Utils.ie) { Dsq.Utils.fixIframesIE('dsq-reply-' + id); }

		Dsq.Events.fire(Dsq.Events.REPLY_IFRAME_TOGGLED, {
			postId: id,
			opened: this.stateReplyToggled[id]
		});
	};

	this.toggleMediaReply = function(el, id, xtype) {
		id = id || 0;
		if(id) {
			var container = Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + id);
		} else {
			var container = Dsq.$('dsq-post-add');
		}

		if(!this.stateRecordLink[id]) {
			Dsq.Iframes.showReplyIframeInContainer(container, id, {xtype:xtype}, 'dsq-post-video');
		} else {
			Dsq.Iframes.showReplyIframeInContainer(container, id);
		}
		this.stateRecordLink[id] = !this.stateRecordLink[id];
		this._updateMediaLinks(el, id);

		if(Dsq.Utils.ie) { Dsq.Utils.fixIframesIE(); }
	};

	this.edit = function(el, id) {
		Dsq.$('dsq-comment-message-' + id).innerHTML = Dsq.Templates.frameEdit(id);
		el.parentNode.style.display = 'none';
		if(Dsq.Utils.ie) { Dsq.Utils.fixIframesIE('dsq-comment-message-' + id); }
	};

    this.rate = function(el, id, vote) {
		if(Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated || Dsq.jsonData.forum.allow_anon_votes) {
			if(vote == 1) {
                Dsq.$('dsq-rate-cont-' + id).innerHTML = '<img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/loading-small.gif">';
            }

            Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/vote.js'
                + '?post_id='    + id
                + '&vote='        + vote);

		} else {
			Dsq.Popup.login(Dsq.Strings.TO_RATE_PLEASE_LOG_IN);
		}
    };

	this.report = function(id, confirmed) {
		if(confirmed) {
			Dsq.Utils.postToUrl('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex/post_report/', {'post_id': id});
			Dsq.Popup.popModal('Thank you. This comment has been flagged for moderator attention.', 'Successfully flagged');
			Dsq.Utils.deleteNode(Dsq.$('dsq-post-report-' + id));
		} else {
			var title = Dsq.Strings.FLAG_INAPPROPRIATE_COMMENT;
			var message = Dsq.Strings.ARE_YOU_SURE_YOU_WOULD_LIKE_TO_REPORT_THIS_COMMENT_TO_A_MODERATOR + '? \
			<br /><br /> \
			<button onclick="Dsq.Popup._closePopup(null, true)"><strong>' + Dsq.Strings.NO + '</strong>, ' + Dsq.Strings.NEVER_MIND + '</button>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<button onclick="Dsq.Post.report(' + id + ', true);"><strong>' + Dsq.Strings.YES + '</strong>, ' + Dsq.Strings.FLAG_INAPPROPRIATE_COMMENT + '</button><br /><br />'
			+ Dsq.Strings.THIS_WILL_FLAG_COMMENTS_FOR_MODERATORS_TO_TAKE_ACTION + '. \
			';

			Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title, id);
		}
	};



	this.showAlert = function(id, msg) {
		var msgEl = Dsq.$('dsq-comment-message-' + id);
		var alert = '<div class="dsq-comment-alert">' + msg + '</div>';

		msgEl.innerHTML = alert + msgEl.innerHTML;
	};

};
// Dsq.Post


/**
 * Dsq.Thread
 */
Dsq.Thread = new function() {
	this.fc = null;
	this.ff = null;
	this.ac = null;

	
	this.adminIsOn = false;

	
	
	

	this.hlComment = null;
	this.hlCommentClass = null;

	this.getNextComment = function(el) {
		var start_id = el.id;
		while(el = el.nextSibling) {
			if(el.id && el.id.indexOf('dsq-comment-') != -1 && el.id != start_id) {
				return el;
			}
		}
		return null;
	};

	this.getActiveCommentId = function() {
		if (document.URL.indexOf('#comment-') >= 0) {
			var anchor = document.URL.slice(document.URL.indexOf('#') + 1);
			return anchor.replace('comment-', '');
		}
		return null;
	};

	this.highlightAnchor = function() {
		var i = this.getActiveCommentId();
		if (i == null) return false;
		var id = 'dsq-comment-' + i;
		var hash = window.location.hash;

		// Toggle the hash incase the comment isn't available when the page loads
		// for WebKit-based browsers.
		if (Dsq.Utils.webkit) {
			window.location.hash = '';
			window.location.hash = hash;
		}

		this.hlComment = Dsq.$(id);
		// Adding this conditional guard pending #289
		if (!this.hlComment) {
			return;
		}
		this.hlCommentClass = this.hlComment.className;
		this.hlComment.className += ' dsq-hl-anchor';

		setTimeout("Dsq.Thread.highlightClear()", 3000);
	};

	this.highlightClear = function() {
		if (!this.hlComment) {
			return;
		}
		this.hlComment.className = this.hlCommentClass;
	};

	this.login = function(toggle) {
		// toggle id is #dsq-reply-login-[id]
		var postId;
		if(toggle.id.indexOf('dsq-reply-login') != -1) {
			postId = toggle.id.slice(16);
			var container = Dsq.$('dsq-reply-' + postId);
		} else {
			var container = Dsq.$('dsq-post-add');
		}

		if(toggle) {
			if(toggle.className == 'dsq-login-active') {
				Dsq.Iframes.showReplyIframeInContainerIfAllowed(container, postId);
				toggle.className = '';
			} else {
				Dsq.Iframes.showLoginIframeInContainer(container, postId);
				toggle.className = 'dsq-login-active';
			}
		} else {
			Dsq.Iframes.showLoginIframeInContainer(container, postId);
		}

		if(Dsq.Utils.ie) { Dsq.Utils.fixIframesIE(); }
	};


	this.paginate = function(page, el_clicked, per_page) {
		// Use extra_params to pass any override parameters that we need to persist.
		var extra_params = '';

		// "Per page" can either be overriden by providing it as an argument
		// (per-call) or setting the disqus_per_page override variable (global).
		if(typeof per_page == 'undefined') {
			per_page = null;
		}
		if(typeof disqus_per_page != 'undefined' && per_page === null) {
			per_page = disqus_per_page;
		}

		if(typeof disqus_sort != 'undefined') {
			extra_params += '&sort=' + disqus_sort;
		}
		if(per_page !== null) {
			extra_params += '&per_page=' + per_page;
		}

		Dsq.$('dsq-pagination').innerHTML += '<img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/loading-small.gif">';
		
		if(el_clicked) {
			el_clicked.style.display = 'none';
		}
		
		Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/thread.js'
			+ '?slug='	+ 'the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex'
			+ '&p='		+ page
			+ extra_params);
	};

	this.sortBy = function(sort) {
		var disqus_script = document.createElement('script');
		var disqus_date = new Date();

		if (location.hash != '') {
			location.hash = '#disqus_thread';
		}

		if(typeof(disqus_url) == 'undefined') {
			disqus_url = disqus_href;
		}
		disqus_script.type = 'text/javascript';
		disqus_script.src = 'http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/thread.js'
			+ '?slug='	+ 'the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex'
			+ '&sort='	+ sort
			+ '&title='
			+ '&'		+ disqus_date.getTime();

		Dsq.$('dsq-comments').innerHTML = '<img src="http://media.disqus.com/images/loading.gif">';
		Dsq.container.appendChild(disqus_script);
	};

	this.subscribe = function(status, email) {
		// `status` is an int -- 1 to subscribe, 0 to unsubscribe
		if(Dsq.jsonData.request.is_authenticated || email) {
			// If authenticated user OR anonymous email provided

			if(email) {
				Dsq.Popup._closePopup(null, true);
			}

			Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/subscribe.js'
				+'?status=' 	+ status
				+ '&slug='		+ 'the_most_embarrassing_things_happen_during_sex'
				+ '&email=' 	+ encodeURIComponent(email));

		} else if(!email) {
			// If anonymous user and no email has been provided yet, prompt for email

			var title = 'Subscribe to this comment thread';
			var message = ' \
				New comments will be sent directly to your email inbox! \
				<div class="dsq-subscribe-submit"> \
					<p><strong>Enter your email address below.</strong></p> \
					<input type="text" id="dsq-subscribe-email"> \
					<button onclick="Dsq.Thread.subscribe(1, Dsq.$(\'dsq-subscribe-email\').value)">Subscribe</button> \
				</div> \
			';

			Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, title);
		}
	};

	this.showSettings = function() {
		if (!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_moderator) {
			return;
		}

		/* The form has to be re-designed when more options will come out. */
		var html = 'Automatically close comments after <input size="3" id="dsq-thread-days-alive" value="' + Dsq.jsonData.thread.days_alive + '" type="text" /> days. Existing comments will still be displayed.<br /><br />(Using 0 days will disable this feature)<br /><br />'
								 + '<button onclick="Dsq.Thread.updateDaysAlive();" class="dsq-button-small"><span>Save</span></button>'
								 + '<span id="dsq-thread-settings-status" class="dsq-options-status"></span>';
		Dsq.Popup.popModal(html, 'Settings');
	};

	this.updateDaysAlive = function() {
		var days = Dsq.$('dsq-thread-days-alive').value;
		var status = Dsq.$('dsq-thread-settings-status');
		Dsq.Utils.postToUrl('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/update_days_alive.js', {days:days,thread:Dsq.jsonData.thread.id});
		status.innerHTML = 'Saved!';
		window.setTimeout(function() { status.innerHTML = ''; }, 1000);
	};
};
// Dsq.Thread

Dsq.Events = function() {
	var obj = {};

	// Private
	var handlers = {};
	var getHandlers = function(event) {
		if (handlers[event] === undefined) {
			handlers[event] = [];
		}
		return handlers[event];
	};

	// Public
	// Value keys : postId, node, xtype
	obj.REPLY_IFRAME_CREATED = 1;
	// Value keys : postId, opened
	obj.REPLY_IFRAME_TOGGLED = 2;
	obj.fire = function(event, opt_value) {
		if (!event) {
			throw new Error('Unknown event');
		}
		var value = opt_value || {};
		for (var i=0; i<getHandlers(event).length; i++) {
			getHandlers(event)[i](value);
		}
	};
	obj.addHandler = function(event, callback) {
		getHandlers(event).push(callback);
	};

	return obj;
}();

/**
 * Dsq.Realtime
 */
Dsq.Realtime = new function() {
	var initialized = false;
	var interval = null;
	var last_checked = Dsq.jsonData.request.timestamp;
	var new_posts = [];
	var ongoing_request = false;
	var prev_script = null;

	function updateNewPostCount() {
		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-alert').style.display = new_posts.length ? 'block' : 'none';

		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-queued').innerHTML = new_posts.length
		+ ' new '
		+ Dsq.Utils.pluralize(new_posts.length, 'comment', 'comments')
		+ Dsq.Utils.pluralize(new_posts.length, ' was', ' were')
		+ ' just posted.';

		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-show').innerHTML = '(' + Dsq.Strings.SHOW + ')';
	}

	function insertNewPosts() {
		var post_id = null;
		var after_id = Dsq.$('dsq-sort-select').value === 'oldest' ? -1 : null;

		for (var i=0; i<new_posts.length; i++) {
			post_id = new_posts[i];
			Dsq.Post.insert(after_id, post_id, Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id].message);
			Dsq.Post.incrementPostCount();
			Dsq.Post.outlineComment(post_id);
		}
		new_posts = [];
	}

	this.enableInterval = function() {
		interval = setInterval(Dsq.Realtime.check, Dsq.jsonData.context.realtime_speed);
		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-status').innerHTML = Dsq.Strings.ENABLED;
		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-toggle').innerHTML = '(' + Dsq.Strings.PAUSE + ')';
	}

	this.disableInterval = function() {
		if (interval) {
			clearInterval(interval);
			interval = null;
		}
		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-status').innerHTML = Dsq.Strings.PAUSED;
		Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-toggle').innerHTML = '(' + Dsq.Strings.RESUME + ')';
	}

	this.toggleInterval = function() {
		if (!interval) {
			Dsq.Realtime.enableInterval();
		} else {
			Dsq.Realtime.disableInterval();
		}
		return false;
	}

	this.initialize = function() {
		if (!initialized) {
			initialized = true;
			Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-toggle').onclick = this.toggleInterval;
			if (!Dsq.jsonData.forum.streaming_realtime) {
				Dsq.$('dsq-realtime-show').onclick = this.show;
				updateNewPostCount();
			}
			if (Dsq.jsonData.thread.realtime_paused) {
				Dsq.Realtime.disableInterval();
			} else {
				Dsq.Realtime.enableInterval();
			}
		}
	}

	this.show = function() {
		insertNewPosts();
		updateNewPostCount();
		return false;
	}

	this.check = function() {
		if (!ongoing_request && Dsq.jsonData.realtime_enabled) {
			if (prev_script) {
				prev_script.parentNode.removeChild(prev_script);
			}
			ongoing_request = true;
			prev_script = Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/forums/16301590/realtime.js?timestamp=' + last_checked);
		}
	};

	this.update = function(timestamp, posts, users) {
		ongoing_request = false;
		last_checked = timestamp;

		if (users) {
			for (var user_id in users) {
				if (users.hasOwnProperty(user_id)) {
					if (!Dsq.jsonData.users[user_id]) {
						Dsq.jsonData.users[user_id] = users[user_id];
					}
				}
			}
		}

		if (posts) {
			for (var post_id in posts) {
				if (posts.hasOwnProperty(post_id)) {
					if (!Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id]) {
						Dsq.jsonData.posts[post_id] = posts[post_id];
						new_posts.push(post_id);
					}
				}
			}

			if (Dsq.jsonData.forum.streaming_realtime) {
				insertNewPosts();
			} else {
				updateNewPostCount();
			}
		}
	};

}();

// DEPRECATED
Dsq.Iframes = function() {
	// Different style of object from the above. Hoping to switch to this for some reason.
	var obj = {};

	// Private
	var showIframeInContainer = function(container, id, markup) {
		// Look through container for iframes, hiding them, except show one that matches id
		// If none of them matched id, create a new iframe using markup and insert it.
		// Returns the iframe node if and only if it was newly created.
		var found = false;
		for (var i=0; i<container.childNodes.length; i++) {
			var child = container.childNodes[i];
			if (child.nodeName == 'IFRAME') {
				if (child.id == id) {
					child.style.display = 'block';
					found = true;
				} else {
					child.style.display = 'none';
				}
			}
		}
		if (found) {
			return;
		}
		// The iframe wasn't found, so construct it and add it to the container.
		// Don't use innerHTML because it might reload iframes
		var div = document.createElement('div');
		div.innerHTML = markup;
		var iframe = div.childNodes[0];
		div.removeChild(iframe);
		container.appendChild(iframe);
		return iframe;
	};

	// Public
	obj.makeReplyIframeId = function(opt_postId, opt_xtype) {
		var id = 'dsq-post-add-iframe';
		if (opt_xtype) {
			id += '-' + opt_xtype;
		}
		if (opt_postId) {
			id += '-' + opt_postId;
		}
		return id;
	};
	obj.makeLoginIframeId = function(opt_postId) {
		if (!opt_postId) {
			return 'dsq-login-iframe';
		}
		return 'dsq-login-iframe-' + opt_postId;
	};
	obj.makeReplyIframeName = function(opt_postId, opt_xtype) {
		var name = 'dsq-reply-frame';
		if (opt_xtype) {
			name += '-' + opt_xtype;
		}
		if (opt_postId) {
			name += '-' + opt_postId;
		}
		return name;
	};
	obj.showReplyIframeInContainer = function(container, opt_postId, opt_extraParams, opt_className) {
		// Construct the id so we can check if it's already present.
		// Hide any other iframes we find, and show this one if it's found.
		var params = opt_extraParams || {};
		// use xtype in the id and name so we can distinguish media replies from text replies:
		var id = Dsq.Iframes.makeReplyIframeId(opt_postId, params.xtype);
		var name = Dsq.Iframes.makeReplyIframeName(opt_postId, params.xtype);
		var attributes = {
			'id': id,
			'name': name,
			'class': opt_className || 'dsq-post-reply'
			};
		var markup = Dsq.Templates.frameReply(opt_postId, opt_extraParams, attributes);
		var iframe = showIframeInContainer(container, id, markup);
		// It was newly created
		if (iframe) {
			Dsq.Events.fire(Dsq.Events.REPLY_IFRAME_CREATED, {
				postId: opt_postId,
				node: iframe,
				xtype: params.xtype
			});
		}
	};
	obj.showLoginIframeInContainer = function(container, opt_postId) {
		var id = Dsq.Iframes.makeLoginIframeId(opt_postId);
		var markup = Dsq.Templates.frameLogin({id: id});
		showIframeInContainer(container, id, markup);
	};
	obj.showReplyIframeInContainerIfAllowed = function(container, opt_postId) {
		if (Dsq.jsonData.context.show_reply) {
			obj.showReplyIframeInContainer(container, opt_postId);
		} else {
			obj.hideAllInContainer(container);
		}
	};
	obj.hideAllInContainer = function(container) {
		for (var i=0; i<container.childNodes.length; i++) {
			var child = container.childNodes[i];
			if (child.nodeName == 'IFRAME') {
				child.style.display = 'none';
			}
		}
	};

	return obj;
}();

Dsq.Twitter = new function() {
	var that = this;

	this.startTwitterConnect = function() {
		var popupParams = 'location=0,status=0,width=800,height=400';
		that._twitterWindow = window.open(Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + '/_ax/twitter/begin/', 'twitterWindow', popupParams);
		that._twitterInterval = window.setInterval(that.completeTwitterConnect, 1000);
	};

	this.completeTwitterConnect = function() {
		if (that._twitterWindow.closed) {
			window.clearInterval(that._twitterInterval);
			window.location.reload();
		}
	};
};

Dsq.Yahoo = new function() {
	var that = this;

	this.startYahooConnect = function() {
		var popupParams = 'location=0,status=0,width=800,height=400';
		that._yahooWindow = window.open(Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + '/_ax/yahoo/begin/', 'yahooWindow', popupParams);
		that._yahooInterval = window.setInterval(that.completeYahooConnect, 1000);
	};

	this.completeYahooConnect = function() {
		if (that._yahooWindow.closed) {
			window.clearInterval(that._yahooInterval);
			window.location.reload();
		}
	};
};

Dsq.OpenID = new function() {
	var that = this;

	this.requestURL = function() {
		var message = '<table class="dsq-openid-form"><tr><td style="vertical-align:top;" rowspan="2"><img src="' + Dsq.jsonData.settings.media_url + '/images/openid-icon-100x100.png" /></td>';
		message += '<td><label for="dsq-openid-url">OpenID URL:</label></td><td><input type="text" id="dsq-openid-url" /></td></tr>';
		message += '<tr><td><label for="dsq-openid-username">Display name:</label></td><td><input type="text" id="dsq-openid-username" /></td></tr>';
		message += '<tr><td class="dsq-openid-submit" colspan="3"><input type="button" value="Sign in" onclick="Dsq.OpenID.startConnect();" /></td></tr>';
		message += "</table>";

		Dsq.Popup.popModal(message, 'Sign in using OpenID');
	};

	this.startConnect = function() {
		var isblank = function(str) {
			return /^\s*$/.test(str);
		};

		var openid_url = Dsq.$('dsq-openid-url').value;
		var username = Dsq.$('dsq-openid-username').value;

		if (isblank(openid_url)) {
			return;
		}

		var popupParams = 'location=0,status=0,width=800,height=500';
		var url = Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + '/_ax/openid/begin/' + '?url=' + encodeURIComponent(openid_url) + '&username=' + encodeURIComponent(username);
		that._openidWindow = window.open(url, 'openidWindow', popupParams);
		that._openidInterval = window.setInterval(that.completeConnect, 1000);
	};

	this.completeConnect = function() {
		if (that._openidWindow.closed) {
			window.clearInterval(that._openidInterval);
			window.location.reload();
		}
	};
};

Dsq.Reaction = new function() {
	var that = this;

	this.hide = function(id) {
		Dsq.Utils.execScript('http://disqus.com/forums/blogxilla/hidereaction.js?' + 'reaction_id=' + id);
	};

	this.reportMissingReactions = function() {
		if (!Dsq.jsonData.request.is_moderator || !Dsq.jsonData.forum.reactions_enabled) {
			return;
		}

		if (Dsq.jsonData.thread.queued) {
			Dsq.Popup.popModal('Your report has been received. The system will automatically search for new reactions; if any are found, they will be displayed on this comment thread.<br/><br/>Thank&nbsp;you.',
												 'Reported missing reactions');
			return;
		}

		Dsq.Utils.execScript(Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + '/forums/blogxilla/queueurl.js');
	};
};

Dsq.CNN = function() {
	var obj = {};

	obj.authenticate = function() {
		var url = Dsq.jsonData.settings.disqus_url + "/saml/cnn/try/";
		Dsq.Utils.postToUrl(url, {'target': document.location}, true);
	};

	return obj;
}();


if(Dsq.Utils.ie6) {
	(function() {
		DSQ_HEADER_AVATAR_RE = /<div class="dsq-header-avatar"(.*?)>/gim;
		Dsq.Templates.registerFilter('postPrependHeader', function(html, post_id) {
			// Add "onmouseout" for dsq-header-avatar for dropProfile
			// functionality since IE6 cannot use :hover.
			function _headerAvatarReplace(content, inner, _unused, html) {
				return '<div class="dsq-header-avatar" '
					+ inner
					+ ' onmouseout="Dsq.Post.dropProfile(' + post_id + ')">';
			}
			html = html.replace(DSQ_HEADER_AVATAR_RE, _headerAvatarReplace);
			return html;
		});
	})();
}









(function() {
	//
	// Load theme.  This overrides the base templates with template functions
	// from the respective themes.
	//
	if (Dsq.jsonData.integration.theme == 4) {
		var theme = 'narcissus';
		// HACK: Set variable on window to use post message.
		window.disqus_use_postmessage = true;

		
		for(var prop in Dsq.Themes[theme]) {
			if(Dsq.Themes[theme] && Dsq.Themes[theme].hasOwnProperty(prop)) {
				Dsq.Templates[prop] = Dsq.Themes[theme][prop];
			}
		}
		
		for(var prop in Dsq.Post) {
			if(Dsq.Themes[theme] && Dsq.Themes[theme].hasOwnProperty(prop)) {
				Dsq.Post[prop] = Dsq.Themes[theme][prop];
			}
		}
	}

	//
	// Register templates.  This must be done after all themes are loaded.
	//
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('authPost', Dsq.Templates.authPost);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('header', Dsq.Templates.header);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('footer', Dsq.Templates.footer);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('trackbacks', Dsq.Templates.trackbacks);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('reactions', Dsq.Templates.reactions);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('prependPost', Dsq.Templates.prependPost);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('appendPost', Dsq.Templates.appendPost);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postPrependHeader', Dsq.Templates.postPrependHeader);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postAppendHeader', Dsq.Templates.postAppendHeader);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('preBody', Dsq.Templates.preBody);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postBody', Dsq.Templates.postBody);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postFooter', Dsq.Templates.postFooter);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('_popupGeneric', Dsq.Templates._popupGeneric);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('voted', Dsq.Templates.voted);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('popupProfile', Dsq.Templates.popupProfile);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postBox', Dsq.Templates.postBox);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('pagination', Dsq.Templates.pagination);
	Dsq.Templates.registerTemplate('postComment_onSuccess', Dsq.Templates.postComment_onSuccess);

})();

Dsq.container.className = "clearfix";
Dsq.container.innerHTML = ' \
<ul id="dsq-comments">\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8489739">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8489739" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8489739" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8489739">streetz</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8489739" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8489739" class="dsq-comment-message">thats some real nasty sh*t, lol</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8496197">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8496197" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8496197" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8496197" href="http://myspace.com/aimjusmiselph" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BlogXilla</a>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8496197" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8496197" class="dsq-comment-message">which one?</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8497461">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8497461" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8497461" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8497461">streetz</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8497461" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8497461" class="dsq-comment-message">That Diarhea joint made me vomit, lol jk. That ish is nasty though..<br><br>I think the embarassing moment was children walking in on me when I was slaying the vajayjay. I had to pull a Metal Gear Solid move, hide behind the wall, while pushing shorty towards her child so she didnt see me and only saw mom. We got out of that without scarring her child for life. Applaud me!</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8489701">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8489701" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8489701" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8489701">nspirin</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8489701" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8489701" class="dsq-comment-message">a good tuesday morning reading good work.<br>lmao @ eric knocking himself out on the headboard though, and the chick gettin her wig knocked off...priceless.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8495914">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8495914" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8495914" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8495914" href="http://myspace.com/aimjusmiselph" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BlogXilla</a>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8495914" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8495914" class="dsq-comment-message">yea there are some funny ones... you should share you experience though! lol</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8719067">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8719067" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8719067" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8719067">nubian</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8719067" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8719067" class="dsq-comment-message">Ok, here goes...  I was pushing and throwing it towards heaven.  It was soo good.   But I must have lifted the wrong way bec somehow, air got inside of me.  I felt it going in and knew whatever goes in has to come out.  I was so terrified that he would think I was farting when the air came out that I unconsciously stopped moving.   He lifted my legs and asked if I was alright but before I could answer, all the air came out of me.   He was brutal in that he did not let the moment just ride, he stopped, pulled out, and looked at my stuff like "DAG"!!!   I hate him!</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8490629">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8490629" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8490629" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8490629">lorddalord</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8490629" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8490629" class="dsq-comment-message">Let me know when you are having sex with your girl and her moms opens the door and seems more pleased than upset. Till this day her moms still greets me with big smile and i\'m not with her daughter anymore.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8577066">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8577066" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8577066" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8577066">Sexy N Sassy</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8577066" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8577066" class="dsq-comment-message">It sounds like the mom might want you to hit it! LOL</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8492325">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8492325" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8492325" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8492325">bogart4017</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8492325" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8492325" class="dsq-comment-message">She said "let up-i\'m gonna come". I raised up, she touched herself and squirted all over me. Im drenched from shoulder to knees with a raging hard-on going "you got a towel or something?"</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8496561">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8496561" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8496561" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8496561" href="http://myspace.com/aimjusmiselph" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BlogXilla</a>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8496561" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8496561" class="dsq-comment-message">you don\'t stop! you keep going. hug her real close and make sure the moisture gets all over her too! lol</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8503959">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8503959" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8503959" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8503959">Art2dope</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8503959" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8503959" class="dsq-comment-message">LMAO thats hilarious.... OH MAN! straight gave her a hug with all that on you!</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-10350069">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-10350069" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-10350069" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-10350069">AGK</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-10350069" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-10350069" class="dsq-comment-message">LMAO, this is sooo funny!!! xD</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8492397">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8492397" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8492397" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8492397">Breezy</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8492397" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8492397" class="dsq-comment-message">lolol..those are too funny. <br>we were about to \'do the do\' and as he is getting on top of me and decides to fart. totally killed the mood..but we were able to joke about it later. lucky for me,  nothing embarassing has happened yet on my part (crosses fingers)</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8496746">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8496746" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8496746" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8496746" href="http://myspace.com/aimjusmiselph" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">BlogXilla</a>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8496746" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8496746" class="dsq-comment-message">see as you say that the next time... lol knock on wood</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8494382">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8494382" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8494382" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8494382">MissBeasley</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8494382" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8494382" class="dsq-comment-message">OMG I am WEAK at ole girl talking bout she fainted. Too freaking funny.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8502691">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8502691" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8502691" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8502691">ms_shai</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8502691" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8502691" class="dsq-comment-message">Wowzers, about 3 of these done happened to me already.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8502728">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8502728" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8502728" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8502728">babydoll</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8502728" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8502728" class="dsq-comment-message">No one wants to share experiences on here?!?! Well i will start, I was giving head to my bf in college, he didn\'t tell me he was coming and as i inhaled, sucked it up (on accident) and accidently blew it out my nose. Yes nut came flying out my nose, and i ran to the bathroom and was blowin my nose for like 30 min. straight. It felt like i had a sinus infection.<br><br>The worst: A guy was giving me head and my period came 2 days early......</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8560532">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8560532" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8560532" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8560532">Dee</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8560532" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8560532" class="dsq-comment-message">That is just nasty! Who really wants to hear that shit?</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8578449">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8578449" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8578449" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8578449">babydoll</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8578449" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8578449" class="dsq-comment-message">Yes, it is nasty and embarrassing!  Just sharing, that is what this post is about, if you don\'t like what u see, keep it moving chick. Its not that hard.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8612930">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8612930" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8612930" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8612930">1MSGP1</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8612930" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8612930" class="dsq-comment-message">OMG. I feel so bad for you. But I think your story is in my top 5. It was hilarious.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8503198">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8503198" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8503198" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8503198">Iash</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8503198" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8503198" class="dsq-comment-message">When I was younger and stupid-er I found myself goin down on this dude, I remember White Chicks was on. Anyway i\'m handling the situation when his mother (old ass, last Italian still in the neighborhood) busts the door in, screeching about God knows what. Alls I know is that I stayed real still* and prayed that that movie aint go to commercial, cus then the TV would light the room and if she aint get a good look at my nekkid black ass she certainly would after that. Anyway she left and I had to hide in his room until she went to sleep, I was laughin my ass off and he felt some type of way about that. So that ended that relationship. ohh well<br><br>* the whole time I was thinkin bout that episode of the Wayans Bros. when Shawn and Marlon was up in the landlords wife\'s penthouse and they had to pretend they was African statues so they wouldnt get caught. Can\'t say coonery aint never got me out of a jam.</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8505360">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8505360" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8505360" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8505360">Giggles</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8505360" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8505360" class="dsq-comment-message">This is straight up HILARIOUS!!!!  I really needed that laugh too!</div>\
	 </div>\
	 </li>\
	 <li id="dsq-comment-8503821">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8503821" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8503821" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8503821">Art2dope</span>\
	 </cite>\
	 </div>\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8503821" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8503821" class="dsq-comment-message">wow i remember at one point i couldn\'t get mine up either.... but those made me feel alittle better. <br><br>I guess i remember once or twice i came quick or what not... but nothing as drastic as these people lol <br><br>there should be a Americans funniest home sex videos!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8505409" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8505409" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8505409" class="dsq-comment-message">I don\'t know if it was an embarrassing moment for me....lol<br><br>But I was giving this guy a hand job b/c I didn\'t want to suck him off.....and we were laying down while I was doing it...and he didn\'t  tell me tht he was about to come and he came in my eye...lol...<br><br>That was the worse feeling every trying to clean it out lol. (needless to say, we never slept together after that) lol.</div>\
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	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8506092">outofyourmind</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8506092" class="dsq-comment-message">The same thing happened to me. I was doing a BJ and backed up but I guess I didn\'t move fast enough.  I was crying like a baby and screaming "I can\'t see". LOL! I had to use some eyedrops though. My man felt so bad.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8516293" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8516293" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8516293" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8516293" class="dsq-comment-message">Well at least ur dude felt bad.....I don\'t think mine realized what happened b/c he was so twisted lol....<br><br>And I think part of him felt that (I got what I deserved) b/c he was begging me to give him a BJ i/o a HJ lol......</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8540644" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8540644" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8540644">hazysin</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8540644" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8540644" class="dsq-comment-message">damn cuzin....<br><br><br>i remember about 2 years ago i was giving my bf a blowjob. He kept saying he was about to cum but i hadn\'t moved since i intended on catching it......<br><br>i thought i heard my son coming up the steps, lifted my head up. I kept jerking and when i confirmed it wasnt my son, i turned back to resume what i was doing....only to be greeted with a load in my left eye!!!!<br><br>i commend all pornstars....that shit burns like fire!!!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8544465" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8544465" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8544465" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8544465" class="dsq-comment-message">Hhahahahahahaha hell yeah.....its not laughing matter....lol<br><br>See guys don\'t appreciate this ish we do for them....lol.<br><br>We do got squirting in their eyes lol....</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8505964" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8505964" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8505964">Womp 2x</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8505964" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8505964" class="dsq-comment-message">...ummm one time me and a close friend were getting it on and we were going hard...I felt like I was bout to cum and I was trying to push him away...so I backed into him until we were on the other side of the room and like during that process I pissed on myself &gt;:( his dumb ass thought I like had niagra falls pussy.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8506028" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8506028">Womp 2x</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8506028" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8506028" class="dsq-comment-message">well idk if it was piss, cause it didnt smell like pee, but everything was drenched!!!!!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8621436" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8621436">katchin05</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8621436" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8621436" class="dsq-comment-message">That (most likely) wasn\'t urine hun. You squirted. A lot of women don\'t know they can do it until it happens!</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8505977" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8505977" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8505977" href="http://thefaboulousmatriarch.blogspot.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">kingsmomma</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8505977" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8505977" class="dsq-comment-message">LMAO that wet fart was just an overdose. That takes the cake right there. Wow</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8506793" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8506793" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8506793">HeadMistress</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8506793" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8506793" class="dsq-comment-message">These are funny as hell...<br><br>My questions are: how do you even feel like f*ckin when you have the BG\'s?? if there is ever a time when you feel your least sexiest, wouldn\'t it be then??? and why would you attempt to take it in the ass??? <br><br>Bad Things Indeed! ROFLMAO</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8540676" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8540676" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8540676">hazysin</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8540676" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8540676" class="dsq-comment-message">im right there with you on that one!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8541655" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8541655">Breezy</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8541655" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8541655" class="dsq-comment-message">who should feel embarrassed when a dude can\'t get it up? i mean..is it dude\'s fault or the chick\'s? i never got that... <br>anyone care to explain?</div>\
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	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8542232">Eva</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8542232" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8542232" class="dsq-comment-message">yea this morning i could not STOP queefing idk wtf...<br>&  once i went over to this guys house he was super THICK and he eff\'d the hell out of me not only did i wet up his grandmas couch i bled all over him not period blood!...he had to take a shower while i tried to clean the couch...meanwhile my ex called and i answered while he was in the shower of course...lol</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8542441" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8542441">TRJ</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8542441" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8542441" class="dsq-comment-message">These top my embarrassing moment</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8543218" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8543218">Jamie8706</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8543218" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8543218" class="dsq-comment-message">LOL @ TAMMY HE FARTED WHILE SHE WAS GIVING HEAD</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8544073" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8544073" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8544073">chicityrita</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8544073" class="dsq-comment-message">Ok.... my story is: My friend and I was getting ready to get it in. We had just left the club and he had bought like 5 bottle on Dom. I was wasted! He started giving me some head and I was all into that chit. All of a sudden I starting doing this jerking motion and I threw up all in his head and bed. I ran to the bathroom embarrassed and feel asleep with my head on the toilet. I woke up a few minutes later to him running bath water and grabbing me to undress me. We got in the tub together and we had sex after that. He changed the sheets and stuff while I was in the toilet.... lol</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8544233" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8544233">chicityrita</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8544233" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8544233" class="dsq-comment-message">I also have a question about how the heck do you sign up to have your avatar or pic appear?</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8544362" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8544362">chicityrita</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8544362" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8544362" class="dsq-comment-message">Never mind I got it.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8561308" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8561308" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8561308" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8561308" class="dsq-comment-message">Tht\'s embarrassing, but it ended in a cute way ...... :)</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8568622" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8568622">chicityrita</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8568622" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8568622" class="dsq-comment-message">Thank you Ness! I was holding my head between my legs hoping no one would ride my a**. LOL</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8585674" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8585674" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8585674" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8585674" class="dsq-comment-message">No boubt...I really thought that was very nice of him to come in the bathroom, get u undressed and bathe you....and change the sheets while you was in the bathroom.....<br><br>He would\'ve got a lot of cool points with me for that one :)</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8613056" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8613056">1MSGP1</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8613056" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8613056" class="dsq-comment-message">U threw up on him. OMG. Too funny. At least everything worked out in the end. WOW</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8556012" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8556012" href="http://www.twitter.com/maylady83" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">erica</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8556012" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8556012" class="dsq-comment-message">dude i was screwing had a asthma attack while i was on top of him! I didn\'t know he was asthmatic, i kept going! i thought he couldn\'t breathe cuz i was putting it on him not cuz his throat was closing up. Dude damn near died....had to call paramedics and everything!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8560653" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8560653">Dee</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8560653" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8560653" class="dsq-comment-message">Well i was with a guy that was 60 at the time and I fucked the hell out of him, fucked him so good he went to the hospital for a headache and it was a blood clot. That surely taught him a lesson dont fuck with no young pussy. Later on he said pusy brought me into this world and so i guess pussy can take me out</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8561326" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8561326" href="http://www.pinkcufflynx.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ness</a>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8561326" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8561326" class="dsq-comment-message">WOWWOWOWOW!!!! Tht\'s scary.........<br><br>He should\'ve told you and gave you a safety word or something lol.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8580651" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8580651" href="http://ashbunnie.blogspot.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ashbunnie</a>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8580651" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8580651" class="dsq-comment-message">LMAO, like DEAD @ safety word.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8613681" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8613681">Dee</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8613681" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8613681" class="dsq-comment-message">He as unaware that he even had a blood clot on his brain, but like I said had he not been trying to keep up with my movement he probably would have not developed this condition. Hell I was with him for 11 years he is 64 now and I am 40 we have a nine year old son together.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8566774" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8566774">Blacksand</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8566774" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8566774" class="dsq-comment-message">The same thing happened to me in college.  A friend an I were getting  it in.  I mean we were all over the room.  She pushed me down on the bed and was riding me when she came squirted all over me and had a damn asthma attack.  I didn\'t know she had asthma!!!!  All I could see was the whites of her eyes!!!!!  Scared the crap out of me.  The sex was good though!!!!!!</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8560908" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8560908">Dee</span>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8560908" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8560908" class="dsq-comment-message">angela if you are wanting to be my friend give me a e mail address</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8561951" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8561951">panamanianbeauty</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8561951" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8561951" class="dsq-comment-message">i peed in the bed after i had sex with my ex, i forgot to say i get urinary tract infections when i all of a sudden have sex after a long time.. i wet up the whole bed and he was sad for me, he just help me clean it and we fell back to sleepl</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8719399" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8719399">nubian</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8719399" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8719399" class="dsq-comment-message">You can stop that from happening by using the bathroom before and immediately after having sex.  The friction of sex sometimes pushes bacteria into the urethra.   If left there too long, it causes UTI\'s.   Also, start taking cranberry tablets.   They lower the ph of the vagina and keep bacteria from growing.</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8571570" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8571570">mr johnson </span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8571570" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8571570" class="dsq-comment-message">dayum dee i need a sample of that ! u puttin og cats in the hospital lmao</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8576966" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8576966" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8576966">Sexy N Sassy</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8576966" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8576966" class="dsq-comment-message">I was having sex and he was hittin it from the back and my draw string pony tail came off. I looked, pointed it out to him and we laughed and continue to do our thang. Our bond became stronger ever since.<br><br>The other incident, I farted and it vibrated on his balls! LMAO It was one of those ones I couldn\'t hold in. He was feeling some type of way, but eventually got over it.</div>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-8580863" class="dsq-comment-header">\
	 <cite id="dsq-cite-8580863" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <a id="dsq-author-user-8580863" href="http://ashbunnie.blogspot.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ashbunnie</a>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8580863" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8580863" class="dsq-comment-message">after the birth of my son, my husband and i waited for a month [yes ima hornbot] to have sex. I thought I was done producing milk. he goes to suck on my titay and milk comes out. he thought he was buggin and continue to suck some more and sure enough it was milk.<br><br>ewww. he still loves me though.</div>\
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	 <span id="dsq-author-user-8585339">outofyourmind</span>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-8585339" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-8585339" class="dsq-comment-message">LOL! Been there. My man just kept going with the flow.<br>But ya\'ll got me rolling with these asthma attack stories. I used to have it so I can only imagine how serious it was. I do remember sometimes hyperventilating after sex though. I mean seriously, my man didn\'t know what happened. LOL! I guess the sex was just that damn good. : )</div>\
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	 <cite id="dsq-cite-10350339" class="dsq-comment-cite">\
	 <span id="dsq-author-user-10350339">AGK</span>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-10350339" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-10350339" class="dsq-comment-message">This was one of the most hilarious (if not THE most hilarious) posts i\'ve ever read!!!<br>My God, kudos 2u! Lol</div>\
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	 <li id="dsq-comment-15347061">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-header-15347061" class="dsq-comment-header">\
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	 <span id="dsq-author-user-15347061">sassygurl814</span>\
	 </cite>\
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	 <div id="dsq-comment-body-15347061" class="dsq-comment-body">\
	 <div id="dsq-comment-message-15347061" class="dsq-comment-message">This post is friggin hi-la-ri-ous!!!! lmao. anyways i know im so late commenting but MY most embarassing sex moments was when one day i was getting fingered up my "other" pussy. i was sooooooo into it. i damn near broke his hand off with how i was fucking his finger.  we both came to the conclusion that i like it better there than in other places. needless to say though, i ended up learning why it\'s important to clean out your pipes before you go up the other end. lmao. embarrassed does not even begin to describe how i felt after a couple small clumps fell out. i felt like crying. lol. he wasnt as bothered as i was though. we eventually got a good kick out of it after i calmed down.</div>\
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