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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Disqus - Latest Comments for scott_ager</title><link>http://disqus.com/by/scott_ager/</link><description></description><atom:link href="http://disqus.com/scott_ager/comments.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:32:33 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs  :  Borg&amp;#8217;s new command: Get some enthusiasm, assholes</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/borgs-new-command-get-some-enthusiasm-assholes.html#comment-27333589</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Fake video or not, only cowards and bean counters fire people right before Christmas. What's a few extra days of holiday happiness with the family at home really cost a company financially ?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:32:33 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Cast List Revealed For Upcoming &amp;#8216;Web 2.0&amp;#8217; Movie</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4629/cast-list-revealed-for-upcoming-web-2-0-movie/#comment-27303530</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Perfect, JR !&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:20:11 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs  :  HP computers are racist</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/hp-computers-are-racist.html#comment-26777053</link><description>&lt;p&gt;African Americans should ask HP for the InfraRed camera "option" because as we all know, photons are inherently racist.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:31:13 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs  :  Woz is doing car commercials again</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/woz-is-doing-car-commercials-again.html#comment-25145720</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Geez, you're too dumb to get it. It's a joke. Like Andy Kauffman doing Tony Clifton.Sc&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:53:28 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs  :  Woz is doing car commercials again</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/12/woz-is-doing-car-commercials-again.html#comment-25145336</link><description>&lt;p&gt;The word is called "unaffected". Woz got all of it. Jobso got none, nada, zilch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:46:42 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I just had the weirdest meeting with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/10/i-just-had-weirdest-meeting-with-ashton.html#comment-20197838</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Are Nik and Name a pair of those mitten puppets that talk back and forth? They were fun in Kindergarten and I guess they're still around. Golly Neato.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:49:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I just had the weirdest meeting with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore</title><link>http://www.fakesteve.net/2009/10/i-just-had-weirdest-meeting-with-ashton.html#comment-20196455</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Demi (aka Gimme) Moore deserves more of your special attention, Steve.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:22:03 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Christ Renews eSarcasm Endorsement</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/3874/jesus-christ-to-endorse-esarcasm/#comment-17140961</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Way too many blogs waste valuable time begging and pandering for readers' approval. eSarcasm wisely took the high road and went straight to the top. J  C. has signed off on it. Game over. Nicely done. End of discussion.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:36:20 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Apple, China to Collectively Oppress with iPhone Deal</title><link>http://www.esarcasm.com/4212/apple-china-to-collectively-oppress-with-new-iphone-deal/#comment-15578745</link><description>&lt;p&gt;The new iExplode battery packs will be most useful for heating stir-fry woks in remote provinces!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:20:52 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: News flash: Henry Blodget discovers Starbucks</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2009/07/news-flash-henry-blodget-discovers.html#comment-12952916</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Here in Seattle, first time Starbucks visitors are viewed as either extra-terrestrials or child molesters. Not cool, Henry Blodget, not cool. &lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:29:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Corrections</title><link>http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2009/07/corrections.html#comment-12417341</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Gee, I don't understand any of this stuff, Todo. (clicking heels furiously)&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Scott Ager</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:40:03 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>