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Re: Not cool, people

woz — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:16:25 -0000

Naw, it's Lyons.

He just ran out of ideas.

Re: Not cool, people

woz — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:15:27 -0000

Does anybody know how to get in contact with Sue Decker?

Re: My friends and supporters are all rallying around me

woz — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:14:05 -0000

Maybe if you had offered pony rides somebody would have shown up.

Re: What can I say? Sometimes our newsbots make mistakes.

woz — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:34:50 -0000

The funniest part is that they used a picture of John Draper instead of Bin Laden.

Re: R.I.P., George Carlin

woz — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:32:52 -0000

I hope he finally finds happiness on the other side.

Re: Zuckerberg seeks a patent on privacy software

woz — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:29:35 -0000

I hate that douchebag.

Re: I just called a meeting of all my direct reports, and found out I don't have any

woz — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:03:00 -0000

It's just temporary, until Zuckface crashes and burns.

Re: Confession: Sue Decker hits me, and I'm too ashamed to seek help

woz — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:47:38 -0000

Yeah, but I go for that.

Re: Confession: Sue Decker hits me, and I'm too ashamed to seek help

woz — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:05:46 -0000

I wish she'd hit me.

You know what I mean.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:48:09 -0000

Yeah, that would be nice.

As a bonus, they could make Mark Cuban look like an even bigger idiot.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:46:20 -0000

You wish you looked like that??!!??

You probably were hot for Karen Carpenter.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:44:27 -0000

You're gonna be out on your ass in less than a month.

And, you still won't have any chance of getting laid.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:02:55 -0000

That would be the toilet off my master bedroom.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:02:13 -0000

Actually, with the way things are going today, I wouldn't be surprised to see the real Jerry Yang fill in for Lyons here.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:00:46 -0000

Even beyond GAY - more like from "Heaven's Gate".

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:58:54 -0000

Yeah, Lyons is researching for a new book on Jerry Yang.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:57:52 -0000

No shit.

Just when the demise of Jerry Yang and Zuckface is imminent.

But then, Lyons isn't too bright and the well has run pretty much dry on this ride.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:55:56 -0000

It means Jobs looked like shit on the stage, and Cringely is a master of the obvious.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:54:37 -0000

You don't pray to anybody other than yourself. Bokay?

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:54:00 -0000

He's an atheist, and doesn't give a shit about your sniveling prayers.

Re: Nothing to worry about, but I'm taking some time off

woz — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:52:53 -0000

At least he didn't use "Ives".

Re: Huh?

woz — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:08:41 -0000

Makes perfect sense to me.

I could send John Draper over to explain it to you, bokay?

Re: For the love of all things holy, will you filthy bloggers please stop doing this?

woz — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:57:18 -0000

I don't see any problem with this.

Re: Holy crap, we forgot to announce the new MacBooks!

woz — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:58:55 -0000

No shit.

Jobs, you look like a corpse. Come with John Draper and me to Arby's - on me. I have a bunch of Buy One Get One coupons.

Re: eBay was a fad?

woz — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:56:20 -0000

Isn't that the same Media Lab founded by Negroponte?