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Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:32:30 -0000

I think it was a mistake for the police department to switch all of their warning tape to Comic Sans.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:09:55 -0000

It's the Aquarium movement from "The Carnival of the Animals," and it's in everything that can't afford Danny Elfman.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:44:46 -0000

How can you post this note without also posting a link to the website!

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:18:27 -0000

I agree, her self-esteem seems not to have suffered. If anything, the pendulum swings eagerly in the opposite direction.

She masturbates into a mirror, is what I'm trying to say.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:28:53 -0000

Is this about OK Cupid? I've noticed that about 40% of the gays on there are into some kind of alarming "fandom." There's something fishy about that site's membership.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:40:52 -0000

Not to mention, every time I wanted to buy coffee, I'd ask if there were any sospesos before I shelled out any money. Worst that happens is that you don't get a free coffee; best is that you do.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:19:25 -0000

To me, the most objectionable thing about that sentence is that it's just plain nonsense; it's like the order of the words got jumbled around in a rock tumbler.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:20:21 -0000

I mentioned this article to my husband, and for the rest of the evening, he just blissfully sighed "dinosaur president" with a dreamy look in his eye.

Re: Speaking of

mattymatt — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:03:52 -0000

Except that nobody's really vulnerable on 30 Rock. Even Tina, when she's sad, rebounds pretty fast. AD's pathos just isn't there. Close, but not quite.

Re: The Bath

mattymatt — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:02:37 -0000

Maybe you could give him an OkCupid t-shirt.

Re: The Bath

mattymatt — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:54:29 -0000

This is like if White Whine decided to strive for paragraphs.

Re: While I'm disappointed

mattymatt — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:15:56 -0000

"I won’t be dealing with this in public."

This is the first time that anyone has ever typed these words on the internet, ever.

Re: your monkey called

mattymatt — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:16:52 -0000

Good grief, is that Circuit City's email system? When did this happen, the late 70s?

Re: Did You Ever Notice?

mattymatt — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:17:01 -0000

It's a nice thought, but I don't know if it would work. Here in SF, the people who litter houses with menus are often non-English-speakers.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:30:07 -0000

It's a battle between two powerfully contrived dialogues.

Re: Fail Dogs

mattymatt — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:27:17 -0000

I'm not quite following the fail ... is it because the article is asinine? That's not really the dogs' fault.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:37:29 -0000

The purple and blue ones are making me feel a little uncomfortable.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:40:00 -0000

Oh Jesus -- I have that hat. This is like seeing a photograph of me dead.

Re: Did You Ever Notice?

mattymatt — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:41:09 -0000

I've been staring at this masterpiece and I keep coming back to the declining bar in the middle of the "H." How dare it?

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:54:24 -0000

Story-wise, it's sort of a sibling of Pixar's "One Man Band" short ... except confusing. Hopefully part of that unfinished post-production is making it be about something.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:44:11 -0000

I hesitate to say "yes, well done" to songs that are so of-the-moment that they will be totally incomprehensible within a year or two.

Oh ... I guess that's all songs.

Re: Did You Ever Notice?

mattymatt — Fri, 30 May 2008 03:51:11 -0000

Christ, fourteen years later and I still feel melancholy whenever someone brings up My So Called Life.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:20:17 -0000

To be fair, though, Grant was the third-worst president ever.

Re: vainglorious

mattymatt — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:35:01 -0000

Putting this in a PDF is the Dwightiest touch of all.

Re: Too Much Nick

mattymatt — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:07:36 -0000

The "tut tut" is what vaults this from funny to awesome.