http://disqus.com/by/markoos/enSun, 18 May 2008 21:00:41 -0000http://www.simondodson.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1211106846&archive=&start_from=&ucat=3&#comment-487895<p>What is your mum called?<br>jan</p><p>Go anywhere nice on your holidays?<br>trekked through the central highlands of vietnam</p><p>What is your favourite chocolate bar?<br>milo bar</p><p>How many pints can you drink before you fall over?<br>i'd say nearly eight</p><p>How old were you when you found out about sex?<br>grade two playground, eimeo road state school from brendan peacock</p><p>What would you like for dinner?<br>kangaroo fillet with sweet potato mash</p><p>How old is too old for a man to go skateboarding?<br>72</p><p>Which member of your family is the worst cook?<br>we're all pretty good. oh, wiat, no god, dad. definitely dad.</p><p>What colour are your pillows?<br>cream and brown (they used to be white)</p><p>What did you last buy from eBay?<br>iphone</p><p>Boxers or y-fronts?<br>comando (in the jungles)</p><p>What was your worst subject at school?<br>maths a</p><p>When did you last take a photo of yourself?<br>two weeks ago for the mackay mercury</p><p>What is the worst day of the week?<br>i don't work 9-5, so they're all good.</p><p>What side of the bed do you sleep on?<br>righty, tighty</p><p>Semi-skimmed or full fat?<br>emi-skimmed? wtf? full on baby</p><p>Guns 'n' Roses or Metallica?<br>it's november rain all the way</p><p>Sea or swimming pool?<br>sea</p><p>What's your favourite animal?<br>definately not a gerbil.</p><p>Surf or turf?<br>surf.</p><p>What's your favourite breed of dog?<br>labradore or boxer</p><p>Inn-y or out-y?<br>in</p><p>Are you right or left handed?<br>right (it's never wrong)</p><p>How often do you get your haircut?<br>i live with a hairdresser so i should get one al the time, but i don't. so like, more than monthly</p><p>What's the best freebie you've ever been sent or given?<br>hand printed limited edition t from <a href="http://mistormissus.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="mistormissus.com">mistormissus.com</a></p><p>What's the hardest word to spell?<br>octogenarian, or pseudonym, or antidisestablishmentarianism</p><p>Who do you vote for?<br>not k-rud that's or shizzle</p><p>What's your favourite girl's name?<br>"girl" as in: 'you, girl, get me a scotch'</p><p>What is the rudest word you know?<br>"get your cunt out" (actual text sent to the rejection line)</p><p>Have you got any tattoos?<br>none</p><p>Which part of you is the most attractive part of you?<br>i have an unusually large scrotum</p><p>Nirvana or Oasis?<br>what's the story? it's nirvana!</p><p>Are you getting bored of these questions yet?<br>kinda</p><p>What do you love about Europe the most?<br>winter coats</p><p>What does the media mean to you?<br>produsage</p><p>What's the best day of the week?<br>i don't wake up before 11 every day, so s'all good.</p><p>At what age were you happiest?<br>1-27</p><p>What's wrong with pop?<br>it's increasingly outputting unmemorable, throw-away ttunes that add nothing to our culture</p><p>What's right with pop?<br>pop? he tells the best stories about the war.</p><p>Are you good in a fight?<br>fuck no. i'm all flailing hands and screams.</p><p>What's the best location to park a caravan?<br>beach</p><p>What word do people incorrectly use to describe you?<br>funny</p><p>What word do people correctly use to describe you?<br>extremely funny</p>markoosSun, 18 May 2008 21:00:41 -0000