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Re: Why do Mac fangirls all look like this?

henrykissinger — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:51:25 -0000

"Dead expression," like the communists in Cambodia?

Re: PhotoCrank opt-out feature

henrykissinger — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:56:58 -0000

oh please no...

Re: Fortune runs their hatchet job on me. Yawn.

henrykissinger — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:08:41 -0000

Very sound advice, Mr. President.

Re: Confession: I love to fuck with car salesmen

henrykissinger — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:34:30 -0000

Hilarious

Re: Open thread

henrykissinger — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 23:15:56 -0000

thank you!

Re: Little tip: Don't put the newspaper next to your MacBook. Duh.

henrykissinger — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:42:11 -0000

hahaha

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:10:47 -0000

first of all, mine do work in rhythm: eighth notes. have you heard of them?

second, unless you pronounce the number one with a vowel sound similar to the word "wand," i don't think your first example meets your own criteria for rhyming.

i'll grant you that the second one meets both your criteria, but, then, so does mine.

Re: We're being sued and as usual I don't even understand why

henrykissinger — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:57:39 -0000

I don't even understand how they could patent something like that.

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:53:02 -0000

Please no Pro Tools references on FSJ.

Re: One more election-related item

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:35:28 -0000

I heard she asked Mitt Romney if he wanted a blowjob, but he was too busy filming his next Pixar film!

Re: One more election-related item

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:31:22 -0000

I heard she fucking kicked Phil Schiller right in the crown jewels!

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:30:00 -0000

apologies on my terrible grammar: i'm just such a lunkhead. "we're" should have been "were."

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:28:04 -0000

And swallow it back down now.

Incidentally, those we're Bill's first words to Hillary.

"I did not know that!" *swing*

Re: Speaking of "change you can Xerox"

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:24:07 -0000

Isn't this whole controversy sort of like the Colbert bump?

Maybe then we'll see Obama and Hillary throwing punches at each other on C-SPAN next? And then, Deval, Bill and John Edwards will each join in the fun.

My God, we're at war and this is the shit we're talking about?! Incredible.

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:15:12 -0000

7, 8, 9, 10, let's go get those commie reds!

Re: One more election-related item

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:09:40 -0000

"Hillary. She doesn't suck."

That's not what I heard...

Re: More "change you can Xerox"

henrykissinger — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:06:29 -0000

This is the whole point you eDiot! Hillary is making an issue out of something that all of the politicians do: copy good material.

Even more outrageous, Hillary plagiarized during her own argument against plagiarizing! Jesus Christ, man. Open your eyes! This, like those other non-issues that politicians like to bring up, is meaningless horseshit that should have no bearing on the campaign whatsoever.

Deval Patrick is Obama's campaign manager. Bill Clinton is Hillary's husband. What the fuck is the problem? It's not like she's borrowing from Rush Limbaugh!

A user named romistrub made a comment on Digg today on this issue that I tend to agree with:

"Let me make something clear:"

"I did not condemn Obama for using someone else's words. I will not condemn Hillary for the same reason."

"I *will*, however, condemn her for doing something herself which she deemed reprehensible."

"The end."

Get over it.

Re: Dude at the NY Times calls me a bonehead

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:55:16 -0000

Or better yet, the new iBook!

Re: Dude at the NY Times calls me a bonehead

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:54:36 -0000

I want an Apple iRead too. Where is it?

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:52:49 -0000

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 2008...

um, i think we're dealing with the heart of the problem right here. when you run for president, you really shouldn't make your slogan something that you'd hear the high school cheerleading squad do.

what if nixon had run on that platform?

1, 2, 3, 4, let's bomb vietnam!

Re: Another fantastic Hillary song

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:43:34 -0000

Absolutely terrible... I will have nightmares forever.

Re: Borg makes nice with open source. Oh please.

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:56:22 -0000

Point conceded.

Re: Woz forgives me for ripping him off

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:50:54 -0000

Is that supposed to be a threat? If so, I'm not impressed. You seem to be enthusiastic about the whole thing. Look, I'm the guy who recommended to Nixon that we expand the war into Cambodia! Now there's something to be enthused about.

Re: Woz forgives me for ripping him off

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:41:05 -0000

Oh, God...that is even worse than the one FSJ posted...

I don't think I'd make it through 4 years of this Hillary crap. If she wins the nomination I think I'm just gonna cash in my chips.

Re: A different take on the Borg's new open source strategy

henrykissinger — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:33:24 -0000

Shields up!