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2 months ago
in What Constitutes a Date, Anyway? on Heir Apparent
Really enjoyed this. It's completely true too. My wife and I got to spend time with friends this weekend (who were also moving, oddly enough) and we were thinking many of the same things.
My aunt is in town and I think tonight we're going to leave her with little man and sneak out to play with our friends for a while. Good times can still be had!
My aunt is in town and I think tonight we're going to leave her with little man and sneak out to play with our friends for a while. Good times can still be had!
2 months ago
in A Mouth Forever Babbling on Heir Apparent
Ooh! Yeah, we've just entered the "talk-back" phase. Little Man is still not monologuing, but he's more than capable of delivering a deft "No" in response to our queries about his willingness to do any particular thing that is good for him, but not necessarily fun for him.
That said, the first time that those babbles become words directly associated with baby's surroundings is a particularly awesome moment. I never imagined that "cow" would make my heart skip a beat, but it did.
That said, the first time that those babbles become words directly associated with baby's surroundings is a particularly awesome moment. I never imagined that "cow" would make my heart skip a beat, but it did.
2 months ago
in Bits of Randomness on Real Men Drive Minivans
“This is my body, which I have ground up into a patty and grilled for you. Take and eat, especially with some cheese and spicy mustard.”
Yep. Straight to hell. In a handbasket even.
Yep. Straight to hell. In a handbasket even.
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PJ Mullen
On the express bus!
2 months ago
in The Sprung of Spring on Heir Apparent
Alright. I was enjoying what seemed to be a perfectly lovely account of a weekend spent outdoors with family (avoiding death by pachederm, and marauding bands of DNA re-combinated miniture dinosaurs etc.), then you went and blew it all by clearly showing that you're just making this stuff up.
A "Walkman"? Really? No one's carried a walkman (much less rollerbladed with one) since '94. Do a little research before you try to pull a fast one on us, huh, buddy?
Psshh. Walkman!
A "Walkman"? Really? No one's carried a walkman (much less rollerbladed with one) since '94. Do a little research before you try to pull a fast one on us, huh, buddy?
Psshh. Walkman!
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HeirApparent
You caught me - I was trying to appeal to an older generation of readers by presenting them with technology which they may find more familiar. In actuality, the roller-bladers were rocking MiniDisc players.
2 months ago
in Meeting the Easter Monster on Heir Apparent
Seems to me that Justine's got a good head on her shoulders.
The day that the animals become bigger than us (you know...other than the ones that already are) is the day we lose our domination of the planet.
No, to Super Bunnies!
The day that the animals become bigger than us (you know...other than the ones that already are) is the day we lose our domination of the planet.
No, to Super Bunnies!
2 months ago
in Yay, It’s Bath Time! on Heir Apparent
"At first, it was mostly items that we already had in the kitchen that happened to float – cups, sponges, old cans filled with bacon fat for example."
Congratulations. You've just one the "Funniest thing I Didn't Say" Award for today. There is no prize money, or an actual trophy of any kind, but you should know that in my heart, you're a winner.
Great post. You've just locked me in, I'm a subscriber.
Congratulations. You've just one the "Funniest thing I Didn't Say" Award for today. There is no prize money, or an actual trophy of any kind, but you should know that in my heart, you're a winner.
Great post. You've just locked me in, I'm a subscriber.
2 months ago
in The Newest Member of the Family on Real Men Drive Minivans
I think Melisa is right. You've got a long-timer on your hands and you've spent your great name.
My childhood name for my "future/unborn/gleam-in-my-eye" son was Blaze Hendrix. Yeah, I had inferiority issues because my name was Joel. Happily, with the help of my wife, I overcame the desire to name my son Blaze. But I am on my way right now to the Build-a-bear Workshop to pick up little Blaze Hendrix!
My childhood name for my "future/unborn/gleam-in-my-eye" son was Blaze Hendrix. Yeah, I had inferiority issues because my name was Joel. Happily, with the help of my wife, I overcame the desire to name my son Blaze. But I am on my way right now to the Build-a-bear Workshop to pick up little Blaze Hendrix!
2 months ago
in Wordless Wednesday #15: More Gymboree fun on Real Men Drive Minivans
Great photo. Those smiles are precious, right?
2 months ago
in Revenge of Random Bits on Real Men Drive Minivans
Nothing wrong with a little Draft obsession. It is the football fan's oasis in the desert that is the offseason!
2 months ago
in To my son on your first birthday on Real Men Drive Minivans
Great post, I wrote a similar one for my son's 1st in January.
http://bit.ly/19N8Hu
Really enjoying your blog. Glad I found it through "Fatherhood Friday".
http://bit.ly/19N8Hu
Really enjoying your blog. Glad I found it through "Fatherhood Friday".
3 months ago
in Food for Thought. Thoughts on Food? on Heir Apparent
Why is that the ability to crawl is generally accompanied by the habit of dropping massive amounts of gooey food on the floor?
Earlier, and it wouldn't have mattered so much because the baby would be trying to crawl around in the food before you clean it up. Later, and the baby would be walking through the food so as to only dirty her feet.
Nope, you've got the mess all over them from the meal itself, and then once you get them clean, they roll around in their discarded leftovers before you can dispense with them.
No fair.
Earlier, and it wouldn't have mattered so much because the baby would be trying to crawl around in the food before you clean it up. Later, and the baby would be walking through the food so as to only dirty her feet.
Nope, you've got the mess all over them from the meal itself, and then once you get them clean, they roll around in their discarded leftovers before you can dispense with them.
No fair.
3 months ago
in Tell Me Thursday: Not now Papa, I’m tweeting on Real Men Drive Minivans
Hilarious. Our 15 month old is the same way. He now has a collection of three "play" remotes, two real remotes no longer in use, two "toy" cellphones and two discarded cellphones (mom and dad's old ones). None of them are nearly as interesting as the ones we continue to use.
I thought I'd keep some videos on my iPhone for when we have to sit at the doctor's office or such, but they don't work. He doesn't care nearly as much for watching the phone as he does grabbing it and shoving part of it into his mouth. Not good when you're talking about a $200 piece of tech.
You'll love the iPhone, though. Well worth the provider switch.
I thought I'd keep some videos on my iPhone for when we have to sit at the doctor's office or such, but they don't work. He doesn't care nearly as much for watching the phone as he does grabbing it and shoving part of it into his mouth. Not good when you're talking about a $200 piece of tech.
You'll love the iPhone, though. Well worth the provider switch.
10 months ago
in TMUP Screencast-17: iWeb Custom Calendar from iCal, GCal on Typical Mac User Podcast Forum
This is a great walk-through/tutorial for a feature that I (and I'm sure a lot of people) have looked forward to. My one comment would be that BusySync is not neccessary. A great free product (that I've been using for a while to keep my work calendars on Google synced to my iPhone) that would do the same thing is Calgoo Connect. I would strongly recommend it to anyone.
I'm sure that native google syncing will come eventually to iCal (it's technically there now, but there are LOTS of issues), until then CalGoo gets it done for free.
I'm sure that native google syncing will come eventually to iCal (it's technically there now, but there are LOTS of issues), until then CalGoo gets it done for free.
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georgestarcher
Interesting and thanks. I have not seen calgoo. Just shows you there are several ways to achieve the same process. I just happen to have a family license I use for google cal syncing and syncing between my wife's and my own icals.