"With a digital camera I kept with me regularly, I briefly photographed and took a few seconds of video of the woman’s breast. She did not consent to this act, nor did she have any knowledge of it at the time. This event ended as quickly as it began, leaving me in a state of disbelief at what I had done."
Well, apparently said state lasted long enough for you to download the image to your computer, so as to allow you to, um, stare at it in disbelief with both your hands free, you utter pile of garbage. STFU and go to jail already.
