http://disqus.com/people/ff10501ee778e45541d2db95de25f98b/enFri, 18 Jan 2008 23:21:20 -0000http://districtweekly.disqus.com/monday_morning_high_school_quarterback_the_district_weekly_10/#comment-1332701I like sports.ELBThu, 20 Sep 2007 19:48:02 -0000http://districtweekly.disqus.com/revenge_of_the_geeks_the_district_weekly/#comment-1333195When is Amanda Bynes gonna stop doing these stupid kiddie, "boy of my dreams" flicks and start taking off her clothes? Honestly, at this rate, she won't be able to find a film by the time she hits thirty, instead being forced to marry me and fan me to keep my mane of chest pubes a little less sweay. Sydney White is one of the dumbest looking flicks out there, the type where one doesn't need to see it to know that it's certifiably horse shit. Perhaps that's why it's being released during the deadest part of the deadest month of the movie year?ELBThu, 20 Sep 2007 19:57:31 -0000http://districtweekly.disqus.com/fixer_supper_bharta_eggplant_dip_the_district_weekly/#comment-1361399I like eggplant as much as the next douche, but that steamy bowl looks like a hot splotch of throw-up, the kind of throw-up that comes up after a long day of drinking, shootin' stuff and eating Italian-Style Wedding with Meatballs (Progresso).ELBFri, 18 Jan 2008 23:21:20 -0000