DISQUS

But would that be able to love with the unyielding fury of four thousand sexually-undecided men?

I think not. The unicorn is a lie.

That werewolf looks like it needs a good high-five.

...why exactly is his head filled with chocolate milk?

He obviously used his telekinesis on the marshmallow.

That's also how he got his Telekinesis badge. (it's the blue one)

Or... you know. It could just be a complex metaphor.