DISQUS

SVD,

Looks good.

Man, you're a bigger nerd than I am!

Another:

Fact:
In 1992, KTOWN was indicted on 25 separate counts of forgery while posing as an engineering student at a well-respected university.

Fact:
Later that year, KTOWN was spotted streaking down Cumberland avenue in some sort of pagan rite of passage.

Fact:
Nude anarchist forgers have no place in our government.

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Here's my attempt:

Earlier this year, KTWON promised he would vote for Obama.....

Recently, KTOWN nominated Gov. Palin for President.

Some say KTOWN's nomination of Gov. Palin was misguided....

Some say it was a blatant flip-flop...

Others point out that she's not running for President....

Can we trust this blogger who breaks his promises and shows a flagrant disrespect for the election rules with our children's future?

I think you forgot some:

1. The beer window at Underdogs
2. 50c pool at Underdogs (take that West Knoxville!)
3. The fountain of Youth
4. The dude that built the fountain of Youth (Not Ponce de Leon...just Leon)
5. One word: KenJo
6. Scratch-off poker
7. Referring to our nature center as 'Eye Jams' for the first 3 years you lived here until somebody corrected you.

Matt,

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get into a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this - Never try to debate policies, religion or any other philosophical issue with SVD.

I gave up about a month ago because I value our friendship too much.

Reputable. Hilarious.

By the way, I think I caught a little metastases watching the game last week. Not sure though if it spread via the parotid or paraparotid channel. Still checking on that.

Number one.

Make it so.

Man, I wasn't calling you fat. I was just implying that you can eat lots of steak.

By the way, we're having canned pumpkin and sardines for dinner tonight if you want to come over.

Does your new diet preclude you from eating more than one steak per sitting?

'Oh! He can eat!'

It was good for Dolly Parton...
It was good for Tarantino...
It was good for Pat Head Summit...
And it's good enough for me.

Katie,

That will be your first AND last idea. Sorry. See the rules above.

This doesn't count as mine

How about creating a fountain in your front yard with some rocks and a water hose, like the 'fountain of youth' in the house by the Handy-D?

What if 'HE' actually does ever hurt her? What is Steve's checkboard sleeveless-shirt wearing self really going to do about it?

Katie,

Our little one still wants us to open the front doe so she can go to the stoe. She's nearly foe.

Let's see if I understand the author's logic:

1. Voters under 30 are for Obama
2. Voters under 30 have been taught self-esteem instead of self respect
3. Teaching self-esteem instead of self-respect is wrong.

Therefore, under 30 voters are wrong and so is Obama.

I must admit, I missed a few logic classes, but this sounds like an argument by weak analogy.

Shawn, can I have my logic book back?

I'm speechless. I think this is the first time we've agreed on anything philosophically. Here's to making America an Obama-nation!

Perhaps it takes a Bush to get an Obama

'Whoever spares the rod hates his son..."

Thank God that doesn't apply to daughters, or I would REALLY be hating her by now.