DISQUS

You forgot "Happy Song," best performed lived by Delirious.

John, make sure you mention the Rule of Thumb: If you smack your forefinger and thumb on the table and the thumb hurts, then the article was written by a Commie pinko. If the forefinger hurts, it was written by a Nazi fascist.

At least that's method I would use to predict which crank would next call the city desk so I could mentally prepare myself.

"I'm sorry to inform you, dear reader, but there's no such thing as a 'newspaper license,' although I wish you the best of luck in having our 'license' revoked."

Hey, this fits perfectly. I traditionally cover the "post-game," but I no longer have a paper to write it. I'll put it up on the blog.

Indeed, thats a good one. I pitched an interview Al Mohler, but I never heard back. Maybe Rob wasn't thrilled with my Mohler moniker: The American Ayatollah.

I meant that in the best possible way, of course! =)

I could put you up in Arizona for a couple years and you would most definitely be writing poems about the change of the seasons. We have only two here: summer and spring.

I'm probably the first person to ever use Rob's name in a fit a name-dropping. I hope he's honored! (I probably should've mentioned his book)

Thank's for the tip, John. You know, I didn't know how to spell Wittenberg for a long time because of it.

Hey John, by teaching Kenyons to make soap, won't they end up with waste that is both toxic and highly explosive? How do they dispose of that? Hopefully not on neighboring tribes ...

God bless you and those you serve on your mission and return you safely!