Disqus - Friends of eldon

Re: Testing

vladimir_putin — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:42:20 -0000

Is looking ok on iPhone.

Re: Christmas card from Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

vladimir_putin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:07:18 -0000

Curious. Text of card is identical to text of Christmas card I receive from Red Hat public relations department.

Re: Christmas card from Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

vladimir_putin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:15:41 -0000

Spasibo!

Re: Christmas card from Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

vladimir_putin — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:19:36 -0000

Spasibo, tovarishch. I consider suggestion.

Re: Gizmodo admits blasting out TV screens at CES

vladimir_putin — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:38:47 -0000

Peoples have compared Brian Lam to bag of douche.

Brian Lam is not such a bag. Such comparison is insult to bag of douche.

No, Brian Lam is tip of device used to wash inside of rectum. (Is correct word in English, "rectum?")

Perhaps this Gizmodo also post video of causing blind peoples to trip and fall? Or to steal candies from baby, for amusement of beer-swilling boys of American fraternity? Ha, ha, is so funny. Nyet.

Re: Snipers in position above Moscone Center

vladimir_putin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:01:45 -0000

Excellent. I know of those who work with certain security forces, they tell me only Imitation Jobs has managed to successfully integrate security operations with principles of feng shui. In certain parts Asia, is said bullets flow along lines of chi.

Detailed analysis of images by friends in certain Directorates show loadout weapon to be Remington, possibly M40. Perhaps Imitation Jobs considers choice of Tula VSS next Macworld? Vintorez, is beautiful Russian weapon, supressed, flashless, 9 x 39mm cartridge, can be broken down for easy traveling. Current nickname is "Thread Cutter," but perhaps we give rifle new nickname of "Woz," because is Silent but Deadly.

Can be made with black matte finish, to match MacBook.

Re: Snipers in position above Moscone Center

vladimir_putin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:12:03 -0000

Is not well known, but Blackwater Worldwide brand extended to new line of clothing in 2008. Collaboration with Hugo Boss. Have only seen sketches of Kevlar vest, balaclava, women's skirt, but are looking good. Is also doing cross-marketing deal with Nike.

Re: Snipers in position above Moscone Center

vladimir_putin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:44:00 -0000

Everbeen clearwater? Is called "Everclear" in your country? You mean яковита, aqua vitae, water of life. In my country, is called "vodka," is diminutive of word for water.

Is not so much for childrens, though.

Re: Dear Gizmodo: Don't even think about fucking with the screens at our show

vladimir_putin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:54:00 -0000

You are too soft on Brian Lam, Imitation Jobs. You treat him as tiny mischevious boy, when Lam is punk with delusions of grandeur and ego size of Siberian tundra.

I do not mind mischevious boy, Jobs. In Russia we have many such mischevious boys. Some of them work for Directorate S.
However, mischevious boys in Directorate S do not indiscriminately target civilians. Some of them, you know, playfully cause car to explode, toss person from window, put certain radioactive substances in food. But these boys, they do not blow up building, toss whole family from window, poison everyone in restaurant. Such things are not subtle. Such things are, as friends in British service say, Bad Form. Such things are not done.

Mischevious boys have conscience. I have seen hardened spetznaz assassin, who kill bad men for living, burst into tears for accidentally backing over cat with tank.

Mischevious boys do not make stupid mistake, then wrap self in flag, claim stupid mistake is really honorable act supporting truths and freedoms and democracies. Like Lam.

Besides, explanation of Lam is, how you say, excrement of bull. Is post hoc justification he wrote over weekend.

"He's young?" Yes, like apprentice to Lord of Sith, in films of Star War. "He'll learn?" From Emperor Denton, apprentice learns only Black Side of Force.

You must come down on such evils like ton of bricks, Imitation Jobs. Crush them without mercy. Is your destiny.

As for Lam, I invite him to come to Russia! We have many pranks here for mischevious so-called "journalists."

Re: Schedule change: Today's group suicide moved up to 3 p.m.

vladimir_putin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:41:02 -0000

Is not joke! I have seen body bags. White, with silver drawstring.

Re: Twitter is getting crushed -- sorry

vladimir_putin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:25:02 -0000

Is something in air... smells like Internets, melting.

Re: Thank you, and much love

vladimir_putin — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:20:13 -0000

Time Capsule seems to be derivative of Russian-designed TimeGrill™, which combine 802.11n router with hard drive, heat from which can be used to make delicious meals of sausages, pelmeny, otbivnaya, etc.

Also, many in CIA have switched to superior Russian GLONASS network for tracking terrorist, due to superior coverage in certain parts Asia.

Backlit keyboard of Air? Is similar to famous Russian Optimus Maximus keyboard, only with less function.

Don't even get me started on man on moon.

Re: Re: the Violent Blue controversy -- you just do NOT walk up and touch me. Ever. You just don't.

vladimir_putin — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:24:06 -0000

Have GRU dossier on woman code name of "Violent Blue." Is very disturbing. Showing ties to Baader-Meinhof, Shining Path, militant wing of PETA.

Is serious breach of security perimeter, Imitation Jobs. Where is Moshe? Snipers, they do not have clear shot? Are they lulled to sleep by song of Randy Newman?

"Deep black bruise" is also distressing. Please have full medical examination, check for micropuncture, radiation, evidence of toxins. Is old trick, Imitation Jobs. One days someone touches arm, next day is small bruise, next day arm falls off. Also, be vigilant of psychological changes. We know of American CIA nanovirus technology. One day you are normal, next day you have sudden urge to vote for Ron Paul.

When you come to Russia I will teach you moves from my book on Russian martial art. Certain wrist grab, lock of wrist, small twist which can cause exquisite pains. Is also possible to take pen or pencil of peoples seeking autograph, feign writing of signatures, then shove pencil into socket of eye, carotid arteries, etc. Very few dare to violate space after such a "signature," Imitation Jobs.

Re: Re: the Violent Blue controversy -- you just do NOT walk up and touch me. Ever. You just don't.

vladimir_putin — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:04:18 -0000

Spasibo, Dick Nixon. I too am liking your cut of jib. America stands tall in your regime, is respected by world. Perhaps you come back? To lead world, America needs less of ass, more of Dick.

Re: Why Hillary must be stopped

vladimir_putin — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:07:38 -0000

So strange, your American politics. You argue about whether O'Bama is black, and if so, is black enough. You argue about whether Clinton is woman, and if so, is woman enough. You do not argue whether O'Bama, Clinton good enough person, virtuous enough for job of President of U.S. Should Americans focus on such issues? Does tint of skins, sexes matter? We are all brothers under skins.

Excepting possibly Jew. And Uzbek. And backstabbing Chechen cossack bastards, whom Mother Russia crushes under heel of boot like so much filth of dog.

But otherwise, all brothers.

Re: Who says people in the Valley don't know anything about literature?

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:12:52 -0000

This Robert Frost, he is writer of cheap greeting cards when compared to titans of Russian poetry such as Pushkin, Marina Ivanovna Tsvetaeva, Mikhalkov.

I have heard poems of Lermontov are not taught to schoolchildrens of America. How is such a thing possible? Instead, you are teaching childrens lyrics of P. Diddy, Eminem, Soulja Boy. How is "I'm jocking on yo bitch ass" comparing to "When comes a gentle breeze and sways the yellowing meadow?"

For true poetry, Americans must look elsewhere. Your "Joseph" Brodsky, winner of Nobel Prize, Poet Laureate of United States? Is Russian!

Americans who want to read poems about snowy evening, I suggest you avoid "Frost," learn Russian. Russian peoples know of snow.

Re: Unboxing the MacBook Air

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:23:39 -0000

Air is so thin, must be accompanied by Tibetan Sherpa.

Re: Turns out Robert Frost is dead. And he was a total prick. Which makes him perfect for our ad campaigns.

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:10:21 -0000

Is interesting, in 1977 American spy film Telefon, plot is revolving around sleeper agents of KGB in America, who are activated by hypnotic code phrase of line from Robert Frost poem, "And miles to go before I sleep."

Is showing what Americans think of Frost poem. So obscure, no one will utter.

Excuse please, Lyudmila is now behaving like robot, claiming she has been activated.

Re: Who says people in the Valley don't know anything about literature?

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:26:07 -0000

No, not meaningless. She said why is it not 幸運 (auspicious or lucky).

Re: Unboxing the MacBook Air

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:46:17 -0000

Poetic, but correct response is:

"Oh! Thin air, sherpa, high altitude -- I get joke! Oh, Mr. Putin, you are amusing world leader, you are more funny than Cat of LOL."

Or similar.

Re: Unboxing the MacBook Air

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:54:50 -0000

"Gay marriage?" So cable is supporting male-male connection? Is not permitted in my country.

"I Am Russia (And So Can You!)"

Re: Happy MLK Day

vladimir_putin — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 23:20:44 -0000

I am not sure of point of article until I click on "committment to diversity" hyperlink, then I laugh so hard, I choke on someone else's spit. Please, Imitation Jobs! You are, how you say? Pulling chain? Yanking leg? I have seen more diversity in faces of State Duma in Moscow. Or perhaps you mean diversity of bad cut of hair?

Even if only 2 employees of Apple are black, I am supposing you compensate for this by paying them more monies than white employees? Similar to how black Macbook is costing more. Because is BLACK!

Was going to include link to relevant Richard Pryor skit -- in Russia, Pryor is considered holy man, prophet, political prisoner -- but iTunes Store only carries single Richard Pryor album, and is only Partial Album! Yet I am counting 47 albums of Barry Manilow in same store. What is wrong with your country?

Re: Happy MLK Day

vladimir_putin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:19:43 -0000

You work in Silicon Valley, have six black co-workers?

Are you working loading dock, or food service?

Re: Warning: This is not an authorized Apple product.

vladimir_putin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:38:15 -0000

iPod TV adapter contain metal, plastic, and so has cost. Best profit margin is from iPod Sock, which is costing $0.001 of cotton from Africa, and $0.02 of Chinese slave labor to make, yet retail for $49.95!

Do not think of this as raping of customer so much as making sweet love to shareholder. Welcome to America!

Re: Happy MLK Day

vladimir_putin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:50:37 -0000

Da! America messes with black peoples 400 years, and now they are all sensitive. What is word? "Touchy?"