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This is straight up HILARIOUS!!!! I really needed that laugh too!

OMG - I thought I was the only one who uses the phrase "fuck me like you hate me"....
My guy gets so turned on when I tell him that. I always make it known that his goal is to break the headboard. He melts when I stand right in front of him and stare directly in his eyes while I unzip his pants and start stroking him. I never lose eye contact and tell him not to look down. Great post Xilla!

This photo was sold to the highest bidder (apparently TMZ) I bet by some snitch in the Police Dept. This should never have been purchased just for dibs of "I got the exclusive and first photo rights".

I think it's just an issue that we are more thorough. We think down the road and look at the "if/then" theory. Like you said, IF we say we are with Sue, THEN we make sure we call Sue so she knows how to deal if he calls. IF we get a text, THEN we delete it. I'm not saying cheating is a smart thing to do in any event, but when women do decide to do it, we plan for more scenarios to keep it under wraps. We also don't run and tell everyone about it. The best way to get busted is to run your mouth so it can get back to the one you are keeping it from.

Awwwww sookie sookie now!! Ruff Riding Sisters unite! I'm definately the "I ain't skurrred - so show me what you got Big Daddy..." type of girl. When my dealer hits it from the back he knows the drill: wrap my hair around your wrist and pull. Then one strong hand on the back of my neck to hold me still - applying a little more pressure every so often. Then hard and firm slaps on the @$$ cheeks - talking shyt the entire time. Show me some force, show me some authority! And if I am still talking shyt back to him I need him to hold my wrists behind my back like I was in handcuffs and force my face into the pillow and make me take it from behind that way. I think the one line that he said to me that nearly made me cum with out penetration was when he grabbed me by my waist, pulled me right to his face and said "girl.....get...ready...to...sweat". Wheew the memories!

How the hell did Shabba Ranks, Patrick Ewing and Anthony Mason (former NY Knicks player) miss this list?? Those three are walking frightfests! I wouldn't care if they had diamond dicks and platnum balls - I wouldn't fuck them with SOMEONE ELSE'S pussy - LMAO !!

I like the variety of fingers, tongue, toys and the member itself. The only thing that is a requirement is that a man must have clean, lotioned hands. His fingernails must be trimmed with no jagged edges.

When I did it in the movies - We always sit in the last row, last seats near the wall (that's the darkest corner of the theater). I rode him reverse cow girl. It also helps to have the arm rests that go up and seats that recline for leverage and wiggle room. The same goes for giving head in a movie theater as well ;-)

IMO its the thrill of doing something that you KNOW you should not be doing either at that location or at that particular time. If someone is raised to think something is taboo, and then you do it anyway - its like saying "fuck you" to authority and defying what you've been taught. And hell yeah, its the biggest rush because if you DO get caught - what would your explanation be exactly?? Remember, some people secretly want someone else to see them by getting caught.

Wussup Shayna - by "away" we are all certain that she means he's in prison until early 2010.

Real fucking talk right there. I can't preach enough how important it is to use your OWN protection. Condoms break..... Then what?? Sheeeit - I use VCF (vaginal contraceptive film) every time as well as a condom. I ain't getting caught out there pregnant. Google it. You'll find it. Also, always be sober so you are in control. Booze/weed can make you say "fuck it" and make some dumb decisions.

Ugh - that's a long time hun. I agree that you aren't having any romantic relationships so what's the big deal. And don't consider them "bad habits" just "new (tricks) techniques" that you read about online that you'd like to "try". Besides, he's gonna want you to turn his ass out anyway when he gets back home ;) Do you ma, just ALWAYS use condom and seperate protection on your own (spermicide, sponge, etc).

I don't think you are wrong. You are human - period. People have cravings, desires, needs and wants. Also, a woman's sexual peak and desire increases a little more each year for many years. If you were married - that would be different because you took Holy vows before God to be faithful. I'd like to see if you can let the other dudes go once the BF gets back "home". LOL

See - to spring that "I aint got no cash" WHEN the check comes is simply not cool. Why not state that long ahead of time? What if I didn't have any either? What happens then? Are we still washing dishes for a meal in '08? LOL I had that happen to me once in a lingerie store. Dude told me days in advance he wanted to "take me shopping" for some nice new panties/bras/lingerie. I picked out all the things he liked. We get to the register and then BAM........."Oh I don't have any money - I just brought you here". I was so f*ucking embarassed. The cashier was embarassed for me too and gave him a busted and disgusted look.

I L-O-V-E a horror flick. I actually have yet to ever be truly "scared" by a movie and I just about seen them all. I laughed all through the Exorcist (lol). Gory movies are just corny - its just blood and guts. I love the mind fuck of a true horror film. The original Halloween was the best movie by far. You never saw blood, but the mental fuck was awesome!!

Xilla, if you ever come to New York you need to look a sister up...... I want to be your next Cinderella story.

Movie theater sex is so hot. I also love it in the car and outside in the backyard where anyone can just look out and see us!

Spanking is the sexist thing I know of. For a man to grab me by my hips from behind, pull hard while thrusting and then give a good hard slap on the ass..... OMG. It just makes me creamier for him! And him telling me that I am a "bad girl" only adds to the excitement!