DISQUS

The Guardian Sucks You're the bigot and the hater. Let us never forget that.

You are here due to our naivete about the true intentions of the British left. You guys aren't journalists at all. You're lying Marxist scum who have helped destroy Britain and are trying to do the same here. You should be forced to register with the U.S. Justice Dept. as agents of a foreign government. I'm going to write my congressman about that and see if he agrees.

Yeah, insert Wellsspeak here: right-wing, fascist, Christian, fundamentalist, Fox News, racist, Septic blah blah blah. We've heard it all before. Your defense mechanism is getting old and boring.

I guess the good news is that the best you can do here is get a job with the Philadelphia Weekly, which probably has a readership of no more than two dozen people who pick it up for free in the laundromat while waiting for their clothes to spin. No reputable paper here would even glance at your CV would they?

The Guardian Sucks It must give you great comfort to think that anyone who wants you out of this country must be a huntin' and a fishin' redneck .who fantasizes about Sarah Palin while listenin' to Waylon Jennings and brushing up on his Creationism.

That's one of the British left's great conceits isn't it. That there's 2 camps in the world. The Limey left's camp of acceptable socialist-atheistic thought. And the right-wing nutters who praise Jeebus and force ID down the schoolboard's throats.

You guys don't do nuance, do you.

You're a moron.

Did it ever occur to you that many of us here just don't like Limey bigots on some kind of obsessive wind-up jag?

Did it ever occur to you that it could just be that simple?

Does it ever occur to you that you don't deserve a job in a country that has been far too hospitable to you, and that should be fired immediately?

I reiterate. The Guardian Sucks. And so do you.

Some guy Well, I'm off to take a shower. Must get that Guardianista shit stink off of me.

I see you corrected yourself by saying you "lazily" commented on the World Series. Too bad the clarification didn't come in the paper where the mistake originally occurred, but we'll take what we can get I suppose.

And I'm not from Philadelphia as you imply. Although I sympathize with the good people of Philly having to put up with you in their midst.

steven Wells Hey, Factually Incorrect Coward dude!

You've just been quoted in the Guardian!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/oct/2...

Respect!

Limeys_are_Cunts "why you're only pretending to be three people"?

Why is it that Limeys can't grasp the notion that more than one person hates them (at the same time)?

Limeys_are_Cunts YAWN..... www.soccersucks.net

Some guy Wow, that's a very intriguing offer, but...no. I don't want a Limey penpal.

What I do want is an explanation as to why this paper, based in an American city, employs an anti-American bigot on its staff.

Some guy Ladies and gentlemen, the patron saint of Guatemalan baseball, Steven Wells!!!!

Maybe I'll scour Youtube for some outstanding action from Guatemala City, where the Yankees, Red Sox and Phils send so many of their scouts.

Cunt.

Limeys_are_Cunts You're so hung-up on knowing everyones name......sorry to disappoint you, but we're not 11 y/o school boys you're going to groom, you're better off in Eurabia with that sort of thing. But tell you what, why don't you post your mobile number and I'll call you and tell you whatever you want. Chicken Shit nonce.

Some guy Oh dearie me, I've been slapped down. It seems Rwanda once tried to qualify on a dirt field in Addis Ababa. Time to go cry in the corner. Who knew they were such a powerhouse?

Actually, you humiliate yourself by purporting to write about baseball while trotting out Guatemala as a world power. You have yet to defend that idiocy, aside from referencing a website of questionable provenance.

And is there any Englishman who can talk or write about baseball without 1) saying it's just the game of rounders and 2) obsessing about the World Series? Jesus, it's like all of you Limeys huddled together and agreed on your talking points before boring the tits off the rest of us with your hackneyed observations.

Is the World Series inaptly named? Probably. Then again, the mascot for the English national team is the lion. And yet, the English never seem to exhibit the heart of a lion in any sporting competition in which they're involved. In fact, they pretty much just suck ass time after time. So symbols and names really don't always have to be 100% accurate, do they?

And there's no chance of me identifying myself. I know your work from the Guardian, and you, sir, are a cunt of the highest order. Speaking of cowards, didn't you once attend a high school sporting event here in the U.S. and utter the world "fuck" numerous times in front of small children? And didn't you then mock the parent of those children in your disgraceful newspaper, as a symbol of "moralistic" America?

That is the true definition of a coward. But then, the English never really liked kids very much. Unless they're naked and on some porno site. Then Limeys seem to like them very much indeed.

Some guy Loser.

That website has no info about "Guatemala baseball," such as it it. Looks like a spam site to me, run by a mango farmer from his basement. The point in any case is that Guatemala does not compete in major international tournaments and does not sent players to MLB. Suggesting that they should be in a true "World Series" is as ludicrous as saying that the World Cup really isn't because Rwanda isn't there.

As you are a Limey moron, I don't expect you to understand these points. You really should fuck on off back to Great Shittin where you can write about the ultimate losers, England's football team. Or was it English rugby? Either way, England=loser.

steven Wells Actually I agree with you. Seppos* should be allowed to vote in "forin" elections. One world government is the only way to go. Come and give me a kiss, you crazy gay commie bastard,

* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=...

steven Wells see also

http://eumaledictio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008...

Funkypants Quite right, Mr. Wells - goshdarn uppity colonials perverting the language. However, I do wish the OED had avoided the passive in this entry: "has been objected to" is among the ugliest things I have read today.