I went to the IWOot link, and the farting santa is discontinued (yes, I was actually going to buy one...). Is there another place the farting fat man is offered?
Methanol cartridges? Can't the company at least make ethanol cartridges, so when you are low you can stop by your liqour store and buy a couple airplane shots? I'll have a shot of Tequila for me and a shot of grain alc for my phone. I wonder if when the phone gets drunk it starts drunk dialing.