DISQUS

Weird - I just posted about Jack Gunn's new short film!

What, no 9-11 Coke-spiracy theories? No Chupacabra tie-in? Fail.

Who WOULDN'T sign it??

Jason - GorillaSushi's last blog post..Future Girl Instead of Monkey Caption Contest

I would wear this one like a diaper to make it legit.

Wikipedia says...

Streeterville is a neighborhood in Chicago north of the Chicago River. It is bounded by the river on the south, Michigan Avenue on the west, and Lake Michigan on the north and east. The reclaimed land on which the neighborhood is built owes its existence, solely, to George Streeter. In the late 1880s, George 'Cap' Streeter's boat hit a sandbar just off the shoreline and there it stayed; he and his wife made this their new home. The Streeters encouraged dumping in this area and, after several years, the debris built up and became solid land. George claimed this 'new land' as an independent territory in respect to an 1821 government survey that declared Chicago, and Illinois, property lines terminated at the shoreline. Under his homesteading rights as a Civil War Veteran, he declared the new land to be the District of Lake Michigan. Naturally, the powers that be eventually got around to seizing this land by force, and it is now home to some of the most expensive real estate in Chicago.

My strategy - find a place with a ton of wines for sale, set a price limit and buy a different bottle every week. Write down (my wife has a nice wine journal) a description including year, type and region. Pretty soon you'll be making snap judgments at restaurants like a pro. :)

I'm sure there will be a scandal or dramatic withdrawal at some point.

I always answer "sounds like you've got one of those viruses that people get from looking at too many disturbing porn sites".

Chewing gum and/or looking the other way works well for leaky roofs...

OK, I join you in celebration today by...um...unlurking.

Consider me temporarily unlurked.

I think it's perfect - if the year is 1984 and the subliminal message is "ZOR" (see it?).