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Re: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue, Endorses Third Party Candidate Doug Hoffman over Republican Party's Dede Scozzafava for New York House Election

Shimmy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:36:06 -0000

Hi Janet--

Well, that's the point, isn't it? We used to talk about it all the time, but now it's something we never do.

Shimmy

Re: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue, Endorses Third Party Candidate Doug Hoffman over Republican Party's Dede Scozzafava for New York House Election

Shimmy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:05:51 -0000

She's gone rogue again, I agree. But here's something that still rankles me. How come NO ONE ever talks anymore about Sarah Palin's kleptomania? How did all those stories about her stealing suddenly disappear from the radar?

Re: Brooklyn'Mutt

Shimmy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:08:04 -0000

I remember Tim Russert always did his homework and asked the tough questions. Tim Russert was an American character right from Mark Twain. He was the 23rd avatar of Vishnu.

Re: Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

Shimmy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:34:35 -0000

Ann Coulter told Michael Savage she brought Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings, but if he didn’t want it, she would chew through the kitchen wall because she smelled peanut butter on a spoon in the sink. Ann Coulter chewed through a television power cord. Ann Coulter chewed a hole in a sack of corn.

Re: Sarah Palin cancels again on a speech she claims she was never invited to

Shimmy — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:16:53 -0000

You think kleptomania makes Sarah Palin delirious? She rummaged under the bed while you were gone and stripped a rusty oboe just to teach you a lesson.

Re: But, You Know, Who Understands Those Rap Guys?

Shimmy — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:45:58 -0000

But this also is Michelle Obama's first effort, as Democratic wife, to come to grips with coiling all the fingers towards the center of the palm with the thumb.

She told a cheering crowd in February: "For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to live in a labyrinth of grim corridors lined with terrorist-fist-jabs."

Re: The Dinosaurs Are Coming

Shimmy — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:12:35 -0000

"I am about 5/8 of an inch long," Monica Goodling said, "and nocturnal. I am the queen magnified five times."

Re: Ann's Not Eating Turkey for Thanksgiving

Shimmy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:48:47 -0000

Re: Benedict's Smaller, Purer Church: Room for Antisemites, Misogynists, Homophobes . . . But Not for Us (2)

Shimmy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:59:15 -0000

"There is no pope" (Gertrude Stein).

Re: Sarah Palin To Do Tina Fey On SNL

Shimmy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:28:22 -0000

Sarah Palin is thankful that the Constitution is a history leaflet that would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president, if that vice president so chose to exert it, in working with the Senate and making sure that we are supportive of every throb of the spectacular machinery, of the president's policies, and of making sure, too, that our president understands what our strengths are.

Re: US Health Care Gets a Big F

Shimmy — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:48:23 -0000

The U.S. health care system is the best in the world except when your death can be prevented by access
to timely and effective health care.

Re: 25 Reasons You Might Be A Liberal (Part 2)

Shimmy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:43:59 -0000

Ann Coulter thinks about dead people when she's making love.

Re: What if Obama is Corrupt like Blaojevich, will the party dump him too?

Shimmy — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:20:44 -0000

How come the media didn't cover Rod Blagojevich's Salt Satyagraha, when he marched 248 miles from downtown Chicago to make his own salt on the shore of Lake Michigan?