DISQUS

This is ridiculous. The oils and what-have-you on your hands can kill your fish. It will also ruin its little enviourment by contaminiating the water with various human crap (i.e perfumes, lotions, cleaning chemicals, soap) etc. Also, what stops the fish from jumping out? Fish to tend to jump about... Not a worthwhile investment.

I think your family cat would have a field day with this thing :)

In my experience, girls that love pink that much... call their boyfriends on their pink cellphone to come and rescue them. Girls who actually are familiar with those products, don't usually like pink.

some people prefer the privacy of the bathroom...
also... meeting someone at the tree... you just wouldn't want to shake hands.

well, this is interesting. Does it provide inaccurate results for alcoholics? Since alcoholics have a deacrease in salivary isoamylase would this affect the outcome of the slobber stick test? This would explain why I don't feel stressed ... when I'm drinkin! :)

many women (caucasian, and particularly asian) don't actually sit on the toilet in public facilities, they simply squat so the don't expose themselves to germs... so how do squatters get some TP?

great. now i can sleep better knowing one of these has finally been invented.

a flaming turd.

funny, I thought it looked more like an armor breast plate... or singular breast cover, designed to protect your left boob from a nuclear missile strike.

do pigs get melanomas?

next on mission impossible...
Angelina Jolie has programmed her tits to launch missile strikes on the foreign counter intelligence's chief of staff!

great job!~ your humor keeps me coming and makes for a much less drab working day!

years ago, I was dinning at a restaurant when I went to visit the WC... upon one of the stalls was a sign which read, "Out of order, Cell phone in there!" I think that says it all, doesn't it?

suddenly, I have that not-so-fresh feeling...

So when your attending night class, the teacher will now state,," please put your cell phones on vibrate, and mute your tits"

I dont really want MR. T in my tub when I'm naked.

Duct tape doesn't breathe. This people make it look easy but they are probably miserably hot and sweaty.

and a fabulous way to chip teeth, choke, and more!

OOOhhhh! How neat! I always wanted to not be able to see my television unless I was staring a the front bumper of my car!?

a nice butch bandaind for those beefcake manly boo-boos.

anyone want to translate the other comment?

ridiculous. Does the standard phone warranty cover applying wheels and projecting it?