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1 year ago

in Movie Review: Wanted on Is There Food?
Cheers for this - sounds like I need to see it!

1 year ago

in Let’s Get Naked! on Is There Food?
GET DRESSED!!!!

You look like a German on holiday

1 year ago

in RUN! on Is There Food?
Top news mate

Let me know when and sponsorship funds will head your way!

1 year ago

in Save The Bears…? on Is There Food?
We have a large collection of bears and several jars of honey ready to go.

It would make our family complete to have a Pair of Bears in the garden.

We will ensure they get exercised by loosing our hound on them to see how fast they can run.

I can assure you that they will be well taken care of for minutes ....

1 year ago

in Pre-movie Nachos on Is There Food?
The only place those Nachos taste right is at the movies, or watching NFL or Baseball. Otherwise the yellow immitation cheese is classed as a WMD and as such is banned.

1 year ago

in Day Of The Bed on Is There Food?
Congratulations young man.

Glad to see all your training has paid off.

Heard Romero on the radio today and thought of you.

Hope it works out!

1 year ago

in Alcohol As Medicinal Remedy - #1 on Is There Food?
Sounds like a great plan.

Alternatively, try this one.

Take water, kettle, mug, honey, brandy and chocolate (favourite variety).

Bring all into the vicinity of the phone,

Call for Pizza, drink brandy, have chocolate for afters then abandon the rest as worthy but not quite right.

1 year ago

in And Another Thing on Is There Food?
Vielen Dank, Mein Herr

Much appreciated and it seems to be fine.

The content is still garbage but there's not much you can do about that!

1 year ago

in New iPods… on Is There Food?
This got too confusing for me being a bonehead.

I prefer to buy these things on appearances, so why don't they tell me which one comes in black and white halves?

1 year ago

in Building PCs and Ritual Bloodletting on Is There Food?
Having seen how Nepal airlines fixed their plane problems, I wonder if there may be something in this blood letting idea.

Sacrificing things to fix computers could be a way forward.

Maybe a small cut for a phone or i-Pod. Broken arm for a desktop. Black eye for a monitor.

You could even sacrifice a virgin or three for an impressive server of piece of kit ....

1 year ago

in Building PCs and Ritual Bloodletting on Is There Food?
I'm sure these things should be BANNED if they create a DANGER to Society.

We can't have people going around bleeding all over the place!

Did you report the incident? Was there a Risk Assessment in place?

How can you be so relaxed about this? You could have lost an ARM!!!!

Honestly, you'll be trying to play conkers next and that is just DEADLY!

1 year ago

in I’m Still Here! on Is There Food?
Thank goodness for that!

I thought you had dropped off the end of the Web. Or something.

Somehow life is better with a Dan posting!

All the best with the change.

And if you write more, you'll write more. Someone wise told me that .....

2 years ago

in Ear Wick on Is There Food?
That's horrible to happen to such a decent fellow.

But it's lso a delightful read and it raises one of those wry smiles.

Avoid syringing as that's bad for the ears. As are earwigs, sticklebacks and sharp implements.

2 years ago

in Weird Weather on Is There Food?
Could have been a little tornado, although they normally drop from big clouds in storm systems.

2 years ago

in Signs of Life on Is There Food?
Come on then Young Man, let's have some more writing!

2 years ago

in Jason Who? on Is There Food?
He'd be an ideal Doctor. More guns, more fights and can you imagine the Tardis chases leaving a bunch of French-like aliens in his wake?

Bring it on!
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