DISQUS

I used to be the one taking orders at Ann Summers parties, which is equally focused on lingerie and adult toys. It was such alot of fun to do. I wish I was still able to do it, but I live in a small village now, and can't travel far anymore.

I wouldn't go to a party focused purely on lingerie though. Probably because it'd be a waste of money for me to buy any, plus I'm a whale. nowt would look good on me.

And the fun is in buying as well as the socialising.

Wow, those pictures are so damn hot. Although I thought they would be of her with Marilyn Manson, so I'm a tad dissapointed. That's not to say the ones you linked to weren't sexy also. She really did her justice.

I'd be more inclined to believe that an elctronic toy was evil and demented and wanted to kill children, if it wasn't Elmo!

I don't remember most of what I said during labour. In fact, the whole three day (seriously) period I was in labour was quite a blur.

I do remember, however, when we went to the hospital on the second day, I asked my partner to shag me.

We have our own version of morse code, as it were, and a line followed by a tap (draw subtly on skin) means F*** Me. I did that to him during a brief interlude, and we both cracked up laughing.

Followed by screams that 'My bowels are falling out!!!'.

I think I'll go, lol. Sorry for the imagery!

I used to give my boy a baby wipe to chomp on. For some stranger reason, both my boy nd my younger brothers adore chewing on baby wipes.

Keeping old keys purely for babies sounds like a grand idea too :)

I wish I didn't know those words when stumbling here, because then I would feel so proud now for learning so much interesting information. However, I am in possesion of breasts and having had two children, the terminology is all but imprinted on my brain forever.

Regarding breast vs. bottle, I prefere bottle feeding in all honesty. (not to say I didn't breastfeed for a wee while, as some is better than none.)

Bottle feeding = win, purely for the fact that the dad can be kicked out of bed to feed the baby while mum gets much needed (in my case) beauty sleep!