http://disqus.com/people/d29e58a23a78660c3e8bb9f8a8519c53/enMon, 10 Jul 2006 03:32:50 -0000http://noodad.disqus.com/noodad_raquo_one_way_to_change_a_diaper/#comment-1741666Whoah, whoah, whoah. Slow down a minute. What is this vaseline on the anus business and why has nobody told me about it?!MojoFilterTue, 02 May 2006 07:57:52 -0000http://noodad.disqus.com/noodad_raquo_one_way_to_change_a_diaper/#comment-1741669That is spectacular. If only they made vaseline jars big enough for me to sit in.MojoFilterTue, 02 May 2006 11:24:07 -0000http://noodad.disqus.com/noodad_raquo_napping_between_dumbo_and_cinderella/#comment-1742346You know, the title of this post pretty accurately describes how I seem to remember spending most of my college years.MojoFilterThu, 22 Jun 2006 09:13:33 -0000http://noodad.disqus.com/noodad_raquo_the_predad_dictionary_part_1_vagina/#comment-1742477Ok, here\'s the one thing that really took me off guard. I was ready for the blood and the slicing and the pooping but what made me feel a little nuts: the tubes. Just before she was ready to blow, she had all kinds of tubes sticking out of her and going off in different multi-colored directions. There was one to monitor the baby, different catheters and who knows what else. I think one of them was a tube connected to a bell so that when a car drove over it, it would ring. All this coming from the mysterious darkness I put so much effort into exploring just months before. I couldn\'t be sure if she was having a baby or Cthulhu was trying to climb out. And nobody warned me.MojoFilterMon, 10 Jul 2006 03:32:50 -0000