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Re: Nationalization Isn't a Dirty Word

williambanzai7 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 23:26:36 -0000

P.O.N.Z.I. SCAMIN in the U.S.A.
(R.O.C.K. in the USA, John Mellencamp)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=99DH5Eg-VcQ

They came to the big City
To become scamster Wall Street clowns
Market zealots, MBAs, Quants, Hucksters and Cons
Smokin securitized crack boom bam

Chorus:
PONZI SCAMIN in the U.S.A.
PONZIN SCAMIN its the Wall Street way
PONZI SCAMIN in the U.S.A., yeah, yeah!
SCAMIN' in the U.S.A.

Said goodbye to business ethics
Said goodbye to good business sense
With dreams of bonus treasure in their heads
And lots of leverage and OPM in their hands
Some are black most are white
Ain't to proud to sleep on the NYSE floor tonight
With the blind faith in Croesus you know that they just might, be
SCAMIN' in the U.S.A.
Hey!

Voices from Friedman, Greenspan
And the rest of those Chicago School clowns
Filled their heads full of dreams of limitless greed
Turned the world of finance upside down

There was DICKIE FULD--JIMMY CAYNE--JOHNNY THAIN
(they were SCAMIN')
CITIGROUP--AIG--BAC
(they were SCAMIN')
Spotlight on MADOFF
Let's don't forget PANDIT THE CLOWN
SCAMIN' in the u.s.a.
SCAMIN' in the u.s.a.
Hey!

Chorus:
PONZI SCAMIN' in the U.S.A.
PONZI SCAMIN' its the Wall Street way
PONZI SCAMIN' in the U.S.A. yeah, yeah!
SCAMIN' in the U.S.A.

Re: A Brief History of the Vice Presidency

williambanzai7 — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:55:49 -0000

MAMA MOOSE SHOOTER
(to Barracuda, Heart)
WilliamBanzai7

So this ain't the end - I saw you again today
Had to turn my high powered rifle away
You smiled in the sun - Moose steaks for everyone
and tails - it never fails!

You lying so low in the skunk weeds
Bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down on my knees
Wouldn't you, MAMA Moose Shooter?

Back over time when I was just trying to be Aunt Bea
John McCain proposed to appoint me VP
No right no wrong "you're selling a product" - its just a name
game "MaMa Palin and Old Numbnuts"

Since the real thing won't do the trick
You better come up with some cheap campaign tricks
Cause you gonna burn out your short redneck wick
aren't you, MaMa Moose Shooter?

"Sell me sell you" the the old man said
Dive down deep to bring me back from the dead
You... I think you come from the shallow GOP zoo.
Everyone knows that every GOP Freak wants a gun toting VeeP

All that night and all the next
Swam the Bering Strait without coming up for air
Swim moose swim, here comes MaMa Moose Shooter!

Re: DAS/Risk

williambanzai7 — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:29:39 -0000

As usual, your commentary is informative and entertaining. Please post more.

KING OF GREEK MODE
(King of the Road)
WilliamBanzai7

Traders who just invent
Rules without common sense.
No phones, or blind fool bets
I ain't got no trading sense
Ah, but..two hours of crunchin in the data room
Buys an eight million dollar four bedroom
I'm a man of means by standard means
King of Greek Mode.

Black box, midnight brain
Innovative trades, just insane.
Old worn out suits and shoes,
Don't pay no heed to world news,
I smoke Cuban stogies and make garbled sounds
Short sell, but not too much all around
I'm a man of standard means by no means
King of Greek Mode.

I know every trading engineer from here to Mumbay
All of their children, and all of their names
And every printout in every town
And every black box that ain't locked
When no one's around.

I sing,
Traders who just invent
Rules easy to circumvent
No phone, or blind fool bets
I ain't got no trading sense
Ah, but, two hours of crunchin the data room
Buys an eight million dollar four bedroom
I'm a man of means by standard means
King of Greek Mode.

Re: Despite Its Troubles, AIG Still Employs the Blog Police

williambanzai7 — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:57:18 -0000

THIS IS AIG
(This is Halloween from the Nitemare Before Christmas)
WilliamBanzai7

[Hank Greenberg's SHADOW]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[GOLDMAN BANKER]
Come with us and you will see
This, the bailout town of AIG

[CHORUS]
This is AIG, this is AIG
Shareholders, counterparties and taxpayers scream in the dead of night

[AIG LIABILITY GHOSTS]
This is AIG, more hidden liabilities than you've ever seen
Tricks or deceit till the markets die of fright
It's our bailout town, everybody scream
In this bailout town of AIG

[CREATURE IN THE TRADING BOOK]
I am the one hiding in your trading book
Teeth ground sharp and net position glowing red

[MAN RUNNING AIG CAPITAL MARKETS]
I am the one hiding our credit default swaps
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[CHORUS]
This is AIG, this is AIG

[VAMPIRE BAILOUT SUCKERS]
AIG, AIG, AIG, AIG!
In this crooked company we call home
Everyone bail, we turn into a pumpkin before long.

[MAYOR BLOOMBERG]
In this town of busted banks, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next Billion dollar AIG surprise!

[CHORUS]
Round that corner, hiding in that ledger
Something's waiting to pounce, and how you'll...

[MANAGEMENT]
Scream! This is AIG, THIS IS AIG
RED RED RED RED and slimey green management team

[HANK]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the bailout doomed in the dead of night

[HIDDEN LIABILITY TREE]
Everybody scream, everbody scream

[AIG BOARD]
In our town of AIG!

Re: American International Group Inc. (AIG) 10 Most Wanted Fugitives

williambanzai7 — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:13:48 -0000

Nice work, I am linking this on my blog.

WilliamBanzai7