http://disqus.com/people/c013c7c8768acbd3313ea3f156853118/enThu, 16 Oct 2008 21:05:13 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/crap_apples_scrapple/#comment-3210472You never heard of Scrapple? It's wicked big down south. Fat, innards and spice, with some penis and eyeballs thrown in for taste. Delicious stuff. Great on toast with sardines. Enjoy.ClutchTue, 15 Mar 2005 11:05:59 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/the_glory_of_a_fried_bologna_and_cheese_sandwich/#comment-3210553You dirty bastard! I tell you my bologna sandwich secret and you plaster it on your blog!? where it's compared to veggie teriyaki burgers! Blechk! Well let's see how many more delectable edibles I introduce YOU'RE sorry ass too! Good thing I kept the final ingredient to myself, you no good lousy e-blabber!ClutchTue, 16 Aug 2005 19:17:37 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/morning_metro_hangovers/#comment-3210567Rose is right. That's the kind of commentary Simon only wishes he could deliver!ClutchTue, 23 Aug 2005 07:29:08 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/i_prefer_a_little_antenna_with_my_coffee/#comment-3210570I feign friendship with the bastards so as to collect 'em and supplement my diet. It's hard being a wellfare troll.ClutchSat, 27 Aug 2005 08:58:54 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/the_melancholy_of_the_mad_subway_masturbator/#comment-3210573Now there's a guy who knows how to make the secret sauce. And there's a restaurant I'll NEVER eat at.ClutchSat, 03 Sep 2005 12:10:11 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/penguin_dreams/#comment-3210578I always knew you were a penguin humping homo at heart.ClutchWed, 14 Sep 2005 17:36:53 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/from_jury_duty_to_cell_block_bitch/#comment-3210585You're this paranoid AND not smoking pot? Good God boy, NEVER touch the stuff again!ClutchTue, 20 Sep 2005 18:39:59 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/an_abnormal_morning_commute/#comment-3210592That's fucked up. Here in Vermont, we can legally carry guns on our person at all times in case of such emergencies.ClutchTue, 27 Sep 2005 17:27:28 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/dogs_umbrellas_and_the_crackheads_who_love_them/#comment-3210620Dude, I am amazed at your willingness to humiliate yourself for our amusment. You must have felt like such an ass! Unmbrella dog, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!ClutchMon, 24 Oct 2005 17:33:39 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/right_click_this_bitch/#comment-3210642Thanks, I just used this and stole the images I wanted. Who do they think they are, preventing me from taking their pictures?!ClutchTue, 03 Jan 2006 14:27:53 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/ask_daveb_how_do_i_resize_large_groups_of_photos/#comment-3210646Dude, time on your hands or what? Thanks for the info!ClutchThu, 05 Jan 2006 15:36:37 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/deez_nuts_is_clean/#comment-3210664Well, i guess I'm glad to hear your nuts are fine. Check that: I'm glad your nuts are fine, and amused, if not quite so glad to hear about it.ClutchSat, 14 Jan 2006 12:03:44 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/aliens_roswell_amp_deathbed_confessions/#comment-3210879Something to ponder is the bad editing in the first sentence.ClutchMon, 02 Jul 2007 21:20:29 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/yet_another_blackberry_twitter_injury/#comment-3211012Nice dude. Why no picture of the lump?ClutchFri, 06 Jun 2008 11:54:25 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/how_to_scald_your_retinas_in_1_easy_step/#comment-3211022DUDE!!!WTFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!ClutchSat, 16 Aug 2008 05:51:16 -0000http://davebgimp.disqus.com/this_day_flushed_head_first/#comment-3211037Can you even imagine what this dog is thinking? Fucking awesome.ClutchThu, 16 Oct 2008 21:05:13 -0000