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8 months ago
in This Day, Flushed Head First on davebgimp.com
Can you even imagine what this dog is thinking? Fucking awesome.
11 months ago
in How To Scald Your Retinas In 1 Easy Step on davebgimp.com
DUDE!!!WTFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
in Yet Another BlackBerry + Twitter Injury on davebgimp.com
Nice dude. Why no picture of the lump?
2 years ago
in Aliens, Roswell & Deathbed Confessions on davebgimp.com
Something to ponder is the bad editing in the first sentence.
3 years ago
in Deez nuts is clean! on davebgimp.com
Well, i guess I'm glad to hear your nuts are fine. Check that: I'm glad your nuts are fine, and amused, if not quite so glad to hear about it.
3 years ago
in Ask daveb!: How do I resize large groups of photos? on davebgimp.com
Dude, time on your hands or what? Thanks for the info!
3 years ago
in Right-click this, bitch! on davebgimp.com
Thanks, I just used this and stole the images I wanted. Who do they think they are, preventing me from taking their pictures?!
3 years ago
in Dogs, umbrellas and the crackheads who love them on davebgimp.com
Dude, I am amazed at your willingness to humiliate yourself for our amusment. You must have felt like such an ass! Unmbrella dog, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
3 years ago
in An abnormal morning commute on davebgimp.com
That's fucked up. Here in Vermont, we can legally carry guns on our person at all times in case of such emergencies.
3 years ago
in From jury duty to cell block bitch on davebgimp.com
You're this paranoid AND not smoking pot? Good God boy, NEVER touch the stuff again!
3 years ago
in Penguin dreams on davebgimp.com
I always knew you were a penguin humping homo at heart.
3 years ago
in The melancholy of the Mad Subway Masturbator. on davebgimp.com
Now there's a guy who knows how to make the secret sauce. And there's a restaurant I'll NEVER eat at.
3 years ago
in I prefer a little antenna with my coffee. on davebgimp.com
I feign friendship with the bastards so as to collect 'em and supplement my diet. It's hard being a wellfare troll.
3 years ago
in Morning metro hangovers on davebgimp.com
Rose is right. That's the kind of commentary Simon only wishes he could deliver!
3 years ago
in The glory of a fried bologna and cheese sandwich on davebgimp.com
You dirty bastard! I tell you my bologna sandwich secret and you plaster it on your blog!? where it's compared to veggie teriyaki burgers! Blechk! Well let's see how many more delectable edibles I introduce YOU'RE sorry ass too! Good thing I kept the final ingredient to myself, you no good lousy e-blabber!
4 years ago
in Crap + apples = Scrapple on davebgimp.com
You never heard of Scrapple? It's wicked big down south. Fat, innards and spice, with some penis and eyeballs thrown in for taste. Delicious stuff. Great on toast with sardines. Enjoy.
