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2 years ago

in noodad » Why You Need to Care About Weekly Fetal Development on Noodad
My wife is totally this way, she acts like I don\'t care! She wanted to buy a heart rate monitor the second we found out she was pregnant. I read that those things don\'t work and usually stress the mother out more because she can\'t find the heartbeat.
Here\'s what works... make a daily routine of robotically asking the following things, even if you don\'t care.
1) How are you feeling? (BTW I don\'t give a crap)
2) Have you felt any kicking yet? (Even though it\'s freaking impossible at 2 months)
3) Have you eaten anything lately? What did you eat? How was it? (Seeming really concerned about what was in the soup she had for lunch helps the baby grow strong!)

Also, as often as you fill your gas tank, take a pic of your wife\'s belly.
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