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Re: Hitting My Knees

Pax Romano — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:53:11 -0000

Ouch, I feel your pain. Similar thing happened to me several days after my hernia operation ... I thought I ripped a stitch open.

Brother, it's time to look into some good drugs ... I mean, just to dull the pain ... or at the very least, a good stiff drink!

My bad back episode from a few years back, lasted about a week and a half. It was pretty miserable, but believe it or not, you'll get better.

Re: Overheard on Friday

Pax Romano — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:57:31 -0000

LOL!!!!!

Oh god, I'm sorry but that really struck me as funny ... in a dark way ... I mean, err, well, inappropriate laughter is better than no laughter, I suppose.

Re: Umbrella Man

Pax Romano — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:35:04 -0000

The term Whatshisname uses for these kind of folks is "trifling". I'm not exactly sure what that word REALLY means, but I like the sound of it.

So, yeah, 'Umbrella dude, is trifling! '

Oh, and what happened to my top score as Frank's Number One Commenter!

Re: My Weekend in Iowa

Pax Romano — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:50:16 -0000

On the flight back from LA, I had one of them in front of me. I could not take it, so I just kicked his seat until he moved foreward ... and than I thanked him.

OH, that sandwich looks gooooodddd!

And why do they need rooms to clean their birds?

At least the wedding looked like it was fun.

Re: The Death of Coffee

Pax Romano — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:14:22 -0000

You can have my coffee cup when you pry it out of my cold dead hands!

Re: Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Pax Romano — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:14:21 -0000

Frank,

I let all of god's creatures cross the road .... except for squirrels, I confess, I speed up when I see one of those hyperactive little rodents.

Re: A Good Deed

Pax Romano — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:15:30 -0000

Frank,

Keep this up and you will get the coveted, "Pax Romano Middle Aged Humanitarian of the Year Award!!!

Re: Times Flies

Pax Romano — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:15:44 -0000

Yes time flies or as Groucho said, Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Hey, I guess that your better half is now a "Cougar"!

Don't worry brother, even when we are in the nursing home, we'll still be ageless!

Re: Laundry and Physics

Pax Romano — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:32:13 -0000

I think we need to send Matt over to Mama Romano. She taught all of her children how to do laundry when we reached the ripe old age of 13. She'd spend the day explaining how to fill the washer, measure the soap, hot wash vs cold wash, how to work the dryer.

When she was done she'd ask, "Any questions, honey?"

Her spawn would answer, "No ma, I think I got it."

"Good", she'd smile, "Now don't ever expect me to do your laundry again, you've been taught."

Re: My Waste of a Life, According to a Guy Who I Didn’t Even Know but Thought It Was Okay to Tell Me on My Deck One Sunny Afternoon

Pax Romano — Fri, 01 May 2009 13:24:09 -0000

Hey Brother, I always knew you were a loser, and that you have pretty much wasted your life and time...HA HA I AM KIDDING.

I don't know what to say about people like that. Did he understand that you were the host of this party? And even if you were not, why was he so antagonistic? In other words, why did he have a stick up his ass?

You did what I would have done ... don't diss me, especially on my home turf ... oh and anyone who wears khakis is not worth the bother.

Please invite me to your next party - we can double team all of the morons.

Re: two dollar bill

Pax Romano — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:22:14 -0000

Wow, what a wistful, wonderful tale.

Re: FOF #729 - The Golden Standard - 03.27.08

Pax Romano — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:08:10 -0000

Hi Guys,

Just wanted to thank you for another great show, and please let Amanda know that I worship her!! She made me laugh long and hard today when I really needed it.