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2 months ago
in My Waste of a Life, According to a Guy Who I Didn’t Even Know but Thought It Was Okay to Tell Me on My Deck One Sunny Afternoon on Frank
Hey Brother, I always knew you were a loser, and that you have pretty much wasted your life and time...HA HA I AM KIDDING.
I don't know what to say about people like that. Did he understand that you were the host of this party? And even if you were not, why was he so antagonistic? In other words, why did he have a stick up his ass?
You did what I would have done ... don't diss me, especially on my home turf ... oh and anyone who wears khakis is not worth the bother.
Please invite me to your next party - we can double team all of the morons.
I don't know what to say about people like that. Did he understand that you were the host of this party? And even if you were not, why was he so antagonistic? In other words, why did he have a stick up his ass?
You did what I would have done ... don't diss me, especially on my home turf ... oh and anyone who wears khakis is not worth the bother.
Please invite me to your next party - we can double team all of the morons.
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Frank
Pax, my friend, you're invited. We could have double teamed him and it would have been fun. Crazy thing is I'm pretty sure the guy knew it was my house. Something had him going. Im happy with my restraint.
2 months ago
in Times Flies on Frank
Yes time flies or as Groucho said, Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Hey, I guess that your better half is now a "Cougar"!
Don't worry brother, even when we are in the nursing home, we'll still be ageless!
Hey, I guess that your better half is now a "Cougar"!
Don't worry brother, even when we are in the nursing home, we'll still be ageless!
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Frank
Pax, I LOVE that Groucho joke...wonderful. Thanks for the laugh.
8 months ago
in Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road? on Frank
Frank,
I let all of god's creatures cross the road .... except for squirrels, I confess, I speed up when I see one of those hyperactive little rodents.
I let all of god's creatures cross the road .... except for squirrels, I confess, I speed up when I see one of those hyperactive little rodents.
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Frank
I do the same....and proof once again that we're brothers from a different mother, I don't even blink about those furry rats that people call squirrels. After they cost me more than $1,000 to get them extracted from my attic, it's even worse for me. I go out on Squirrel Drives.
9 months ago
in My Weekend in Iowa on Frank
On the flight back from LA, I had one of them in front of me. I could not take it, so I just kicked his seat until he moved foreward ... and than I thanked him.
OH, that sandwich looks gooooodddd!
And why do they need rooms to clean their birds?
At least the wedding looked like it was fun.
OH, that sandwich looks gooooodddd!
And why do they need rooms to clean their birds?
At least the wedding looked like it was fun.
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Frank
Pax, like you, my friend, I have a touch of claustrophobia. And that guy had me jammed...so I dipped my index finger in my water glass, then dangled it over his head until the drop hit the top of his head. Then I pulled an Alfred E Newman...."Who, me?"
That Maid Rite is pretty fab. I love local specialties wherever I go.
Dirty, dirty birds, as Marvin said. Truth is, they hunt pheasant and grouse around there...they mean GUTTING STATION.
The wedding was wonderful. 450 people outside on an exquisite day.
That Maid Rite is pretty fab. I love local specialties wherever I go.
Dirty, dirty birds, as Marvin said. Truth is, they hunt pheasant and grouse around there...they mean GUTTING STATION.
The wedding was wonderful. 450 people outside on an exquisite day.
9 months ago
in Umbrella Man on Frank
The term Whatshisname uses for these kind of folks is "trifling". I'm not exactly sure what that word REALLY means, but I like the sound of it.
So, yeah, 'Umbrella dude, is trifling! '
Oh, and what happened to my top score as Frank's Number One Commenter!
So, yeah, 'Umbrella dude, is trifling! '
Oh, and what happened to my top score as Frank's Number One Commenter!
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Frank
Pax, that's a great word that Whatshisname uses. It's exactly that...little people with little proclivities.
Hey, you're always Number 1. I think Disqus was acting up a bit yesterday...now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Hey, you're always Number 1. I think Disqus was acting up a bit yesterday...now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
9 months ago
in Overheard on Friday on Frank
LOL!!!!!
Oh god, I'm sorry but that really struck me as funny ... in a dark way ... I mean, err, well, inappropriate laughter is better than no laughter, I suppose.
Oh god, I'm sorry but that really struck me as funny ... in a dark way ... I mean, err, well, inappropriate laughter is better than no laughter, I suppose.
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Frank
Pax, I thought it was funny enough that I almost laughed through my nose. I love ya, man, for that sense of humor.
10 months ago
in Hitting My Knees on Frank
Ouch, I feel your pain. Similar thing happened to me several days after my hernia operation ... I thought I ripped a stitch open.
Brother, it's time to look into some good drugs ... I mean, just to dull the pain ... or at the very least, a good stiff drink!
My bad back episode from a few years back, lasted about a week and a half. It was pretty miserable, but believe it or not, you'll get better.
Brother, it's time to look into some good drugs ... I mean, just to dull the pain ... or at the very least, a good stiff drink!
My bad back episode from a few years back, lasted about a week and a half. It was pretty miserable, but believe it or not, you'll get better.
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Frank
Pax, that would be bad. You would have laughed to see me on my knees on my driveway trying to hold back a sneeze while holding my back. I'm glad to hear about a week-and-a-half. That gives me a little hope. I'm stayed prone for a day now...and going to do that today as well. Hoping that works and I end up with new material. This "my back hurts" meme is no fun anymore.
