DISQUS

Please count Ilana and me in on long distance bike adventures! (Seriously!) Why don't you and Audrey fly out here, and we could all bike to Baja? Huh? Huh?!

Rivers are terrifying to me. (Most rivers.) And in general, don't you think? Their snaky motion through a land, carrying ominous portents from one place to another, they suck up the bad juju and deposit it somewhere else. Like that high school movie A River's Edge. ("Wanna see a dead body?") It would have been far less scary if it had been called An Ocean's Edge or even A Lake's Edge, though lakes are second in command in terms of scariness, in my opinion.

I think I am talking mostly about Eastern and Midwestern rivers here. The big and slow ones.

I've never seen the Amazon, but its fabled dangers are enough to make me nightmarish. This guy is crazy, which is, of course, irresistible!

hehe! I was thinking about Adaptation, too. "Don't get eaten by crocodiles!" I was thinking.

Spring season looks lovely out there. That specific, electric green!

Oh geez. Is this really what it takes to get me to start my own blog? Public shaming??!!! ;-)
I love you, and know you have the best intentions.

Was there ever a prettier group of people? I love you guys. And I mean love like "you guys! you guys are wonderful!" and also like "chosen family" and also like "give me a kiss."

YES, man! I am so glad y'all bought this gem!!!!
You *are* keeping the incredible wallpaper in the entryway, right? Because that is pure gold, my friend, just pure gold, and I am absolutely not being facetious. I love it.

I wish I could come for the party. (Maybe I can .... if I rub my paws together evilly enough ...)

1.) "over the rainbow" on musical saw!

2.) CIA operatives masquerading as a plaintive mariachi band!! (cuando caliente sol!)

3.) jazzy christmas carols in the jungle!!!

4.) oh my god!!!!

i'm so glad y'all got away and had a good time.
xoxoxxo

did you see pissed jeans in VICE? they gave a real cute interview. thank you, again, for the live music journal. it is brilliant.

or we could all expat ourselves over to the fransh side with darth vader and all of the other evildoers. yessss! isn't anyone else getting sick of this country, like, to death?

this one is my FAVORITE!

i adore the picnic edits--really, melted my heart, got a wee teared-up.
you guys were so relaxed and natural.

and, did you always give the cost breakdown at the end, and i just didn't watch the credits before, or is that new? 'cause that is a sweet idea!

there's something wrong with my computer today, which makes your Cheap Dates come across with staggering, strobe effect, and makes you guys sound like you're speaking through a whirring fan.
It's more like Cheap LSD Dates.
Which, I'm sure, you do not recommend.

that is one fine, delicious-looking meal.
i think i would visit nashville just to east whatever that is.

i agree, marky, that is the best, and most convenient way to wear one's keys. especially for cycling around the city like a fast pink blur of madness, crowing callously at cars. i'm really into pink lately. i have a pink carabiner these days. just sayin'.

great date!!!!!!

i like luigi's new, longer hair. who the HECK is that sitting on the formerly-bean bench? is that ... boss? or is that ... david crosby? did you ask him how melissa etheridge's baby is doing? heeee! i love boss, can't wait to be in tride next month.

punch boss in the carl sagan for me.

which guys would that be?! i must acquaint myself, aurally, with the likes of such lads!

best. flier. ever.

oh my god, you guys are the cutest! you make great celebrities.
i'm happy you're still ordering frou-frou drinks, and keeping the gay REAL, for reals. i might be in eastcoastland during the end of july and beginning of august. will you be around? can we go on a bff date?


(so that was jeff, eh? well, he seems harmless enough, after all. hee!)

it's almost like a dick in a box, just 3 easy steps:
first, you get up on your bike.
next, you put your feet in the pedals
then, you ride her all the way to my house, on the left banque, and i'll have fresh cookies and pasta waiting for you,
let me know when you're on mission street!

love, hil

mark, this is a FANTASTIC idea. i wish i had footage of the last 2 shows i saw. especially cocorosie!!! they did a live 'werewolf' that gave me heart attacks.
wait a minute ... marky, please go see cocorosie and put them in your live music journal! problem solved?

those boys in the video were simply out-of-control nuts. gorgeous, yes, but crazy. and beautiful. i've got gears, but i still FEEL like those kids looked when i ride my bike. yay, bikes!

everyone's riding a fixie out here in SF. so much so that some cheeky street stencils have popped up all over the mission that say:
"your fixie makes you look fat."



be careful, marky. sheesh.


(i'm old, ok, so what.)

yeah. i had to stop wearing my deer antler tshirt because it just got so ... played out. *sigh* i'm moving on. alert the Times that the next big thing in the eco-chic fashion movement is raccoon (or beaver!) tails clipped to one's ass pocket. started by: me. when: right now. you're welcome, hipsters.