DISQUS

Randy,
Happy, happy RE-birthday!

Randy,
Happy, happy RE-birthday!

1. that sticky glue/rubber stuff used to stick free samples into magazines
2. free samples
3. magazines
4. pink hair (just a little section) to match my pink glasses
5. the coffee tree, which leads to
6. the coffee berry, which leads to
7. the coffee BEAN.
8. male friends who used to be in the lifestyle that are no longer in the lifestyle, but can still affirm my need to own 13 lip glosses and be perfectly masculine while providing said affirmation.
9. pink flamingos
10. really expensive shoes bought really inexpensively at Nordstrom Rack... and no one has to know.

1. that sticky glue/rubber stuff used to stick free samples into magazines
2. free samples
3. magazines
4. pink hair (just a little section) to match my pink glasses
5. the coffee tree, which leads to
6. the coffee berry, which leads to
7. the coffee BEAN.
8. male friends who used to be in the lifestyle that are no longer in the lifestyle, but can still affirm my need to own 13 lip glosses and be perfectly masculine while providing said affirmation.
9. pink flamingos
10. really expensive shoes bought really inexpensively at Nordstrom Rack... and no one has to know.